Maria Helena Carey
@madamemeow.bsky.social
Can we dare to dream and trust again?
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Ginkgos forever 💛
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ginkgos forever 💛
Behold my latest manicure in all its beauty
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Behold my latest manicure in all its beauty
The closest I’m gonna get to see the northern lights from Capitol Hill @capitalweather.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The closest I’m gonna get to see the northern lights from Capitol Hill @capitalweather.bsky.social
Everything is terrible and the district as a whole is depressed but oh sorry did you say you needed to see my newest manicure? It’s ILNP ink and Penelope Luz Sinensis and I know it means nothing to most of you but we all need a hobby to stay sane.
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Everything is terrible and the district as a whole is depressed but oh sorry did you say you needed to see my newest manicure? It’s ILNP ink and Penelope Luz Sinensis and I know it means nothing to most of you but we all need a hobby to stay sane.
All farmers markets are magical places and the @freshfarmdc.bsky.social at Mt. Vernon triangle is particularly so. Got poblano peppers, radishes and some @pearlfineteas.bsky.social tea.
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
All farmers markets are magical places and the @freshfarmdc.bsky.social at Mt. Vernon triangle is particularly so. Got poblano peppers, radishes and some @pearlfineteas.bsky.social tea.
THE MANICURE WILL BE DOCUMENTED, DAMMIT! Hi! This is Lahar by Cracked Polish, which seems like a perfect shade and concept for this particular Halloween.
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
THE MANICURE WILL BE DOCUMENTED, DAMMIT! Hi! This is Lahar by Cracked Polish, which seems like a perfect shade and concept for this particular Halloween.
Ran into @joeflood.bsky.social at Lincoln Park today, right after I finished judging the Howl to the Chief costume contest, but before meeting the freshly engaged couple (thanks for the tip, Joe!) but right after walking 6 miles checking out yard sales and saying hi to @sandramoscoso.bsky.social ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ran into @joeflood.bsky.social at Lincoln Park today, right after I finished judging the Howl to the Chief costume contest, but before meeting the freshly engaged couple (thanks for the tip, Joe!) but right after walking 6 miles checking out yard sales and saying hi to @sandramoscoso.bsky.social ❤️
Apropos of nothing, Saquon Barkley's outfit sucks. All the money in the world and you can't afford that extra inch on your dumb pants?
May 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Apropos of nothing, Saquon Barkley's outfit sucks. All the money in the world and you can't afford that extra inch on your dumb pants?
Early winner, Teyana Taylor. Seriously: Who's gonna top this magnificent getup?
May 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Early winner, Teyana Taylor. Seriously: Who's gonna top this magnificent getup?
Today in proof that DC's spirit animal is a basic bitch:
April 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Today in proof that DC's spirit animal is a basic bitch:
On the eve of International Women’s Day and it feels like we’ve devolved into Virginia Slims territory. Actually, the women in those ads feel a lot more empowered tbh. Please read alt text.
March 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
On the eve of International Women’s Day and it feels like we’ve devolved into Virginia Slims territory. Actually, the women in those ads feel a lot more empowered tbh. Please read alt text.
This is *gold*
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is *gold*
Tl;dr grandpa and grandma are dirty little sluts who aren’t wrapping things up. Link is here: apple.news/ACnK0paweQ5K...
January 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Tl;dr grandpa and grandma are dirty little sluts who aren’t wrapping things up. Link is here: apple.news/ACnK0paweQ5K...
OMG Y'ALL, IT'S A JANE AUSTEN MIRACLE. IT'S OUT FOR DELIVERY!!!!!!1111!!!
December 16, 2024 at 5:00 PM
OMG Y'ALL, IT'S A JANE AUSTEN MIRACLE. IT'S OUT FOR DELIVERY!!!!!!1111!!!
Y’all this was supposed to be a local delivery (within DC). Why would the USPS send it to LOUISIANA?!
December 12, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Y’all this was supposed to be a local delivery (within DC). Why would the USPS send it to LOUISIANA?!
A reminder that Turkish Delight is not vegan but is delicious. Went to a holiday bar preview at Duke’s Grocery in Navy Yard and it’s NARNIA themed and it’s adorable.
December 5, 2024 at 1:58 AM
A reminder that Turkish Delight is not vegan but is delicious. Went to a holiday bar preview at Duke’s Grocery in Navy Yard and it’s NARNIA themed and it’s adorable.
Unpleasantness, thy name is “feels like”
December 5, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Unpleasantness, thy name is “feels like”
I truly believed they were nice 😭
February 11, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I truly believed they were nice 😭
I feel like this was almost written in English but not quite?
November 8, 2023 at 11:12 PM
I feel like this was almost written in English but not quite?
And btw this is what my kid actually looks like these days. He exists.
October 5, 2023 at 3:19 PM
And btw this is what my kid actually looks like these days. He exists.
One thing that lives rent-free in my mind is the characters from “French in Action”— especially Marie Laure and her “mystère et boule de gomme” schtick. I just loved that it was like a mystery soap opera. Anyone else remember the Capretz method?
September 30, 2023 at 1:43 PM
One thing that lives rent-free in my mind is the characters from “French in Action”— especially Marie Laure and her “mystère et boule de gomme” schtick. I just loved that it was like a mystery soap opera. Anyone else remember the Capretz method?
Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy but not a selfie
July 25, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy but not a selfie
Reddit coming in hot, reminding me that things can absolutely, 10000000% always be worse:
July 25, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Reddit coming in hot, reminding me that things can absolutely, 10000000% always be worse:
Saw this lemonade stand this morning and several things just kind of come to mind,
1. Crazy that these people are leaving this out, not thinking someone is going to steal it
2. Wow capitalism
3. Secretly wish I’d been this industrious with my kids
All criticism is not-so-secretly self-criticism
1. Crazy that these people are leaving this out, not thinking someone is going to steal it
2. Wow capitalism
3. Secretly wish I’d been this industrious with my kids
All criticism is not-so-secretly self-criticism
July 5, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Saw this lemonade stand this morning and several things just kind of come to mind,
1. Crazy that these people are leaving this out, not thinking someone is going to steal it
2. Wow capitalism
3. Secretly wish I’d been this industrious with my kids
All criticism is not-so-secretly self-criticism
1. Crazy that these people are leaving this out, not thinking someone is going to steal it
2. Wow capitalism
3. Secretly wish I’d been this industrious with my kids
All criticism is not-so-secretly self-criticism
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals l
July 3, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals l