madame macguffin did it in the conservatory with the candlestick
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My views and exceptionally bad taste do not represent any employer. This is a private pirate ship. 🏴☠️ Hold fast.
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madame macguffin did it in the conservatory with the candlestick
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· Oct 16
LOL BlueSky won’t let me access chat anymore until I age verify, and I guess I won’t be doing that, so if you need me directly, you’re gonna have to get me the old fashioned way (text me)
“Two horror show hooors” 😂
"Don't ask God for mercy... he's a big fan of ours"
"Timeless" Toni Storm with some bars as #AEWCollision is LIVE on TNT and HBO Max
"Timeless" Toni Storm with some bars as #AEWCollision is LIVE on TNT and HBO Max
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“Two horror show hooors” 😂
My late wave Gen X heart just split right in two. Again.
R.I.P. Todd Snider. This one makes’w feel the way Gore Vidal wrote Eleanor Roosevelt’s death made him feel: that’s it, we’re really on our own now.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My late wave Gen X heart just split right in two. Again.
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From 2022:
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I am six minutes into Nouvelle Vague. There is a scene where Godard, Rohmer, and Rivette are typing feverishly around a table in the Cahiers du Cinema offices. This is pornography.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I am six minutes into Nouvelle Vague. There is a scene where Godard, Rohmer, and Rivette are typing feverishly around a table in the Cahiers du Cinema offices. This is pornography.
Yessssss. But also, HONG CHAU ALERT. 🚨 Did not realize she was a part of this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Yessssss. But also, HONG CHAU ALERT. 🚨 Did not realize she was a part of this.
Perfection. He doesn’t look at lot like young Mick, but the spirit is 1000% there. I approve.
Paul Walter Hauser Says He's Been Approached About Playing Mick Foley In A Biopic
Paul Walter Hauser Talks Mick Foley Biopic - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Paul Walter Hauser discusses a potential Mick Foley biopic.
www.fightful.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Perfection. He doesn’t look at lot like young Mick, but the spirit is 1000% there. I approve.
This was my takeaway
Important takeaway: I'm never going to apologize for a typo in an email again.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This was my takeaway
You all, this AEW women’s Blood and Guts match is the best thing I’ve ever seen please nobody die
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You all, this AEW women’s Blood and Guts match is the best thing I’ve ever seen please nobody die
Toni Storm has pulled up to the Blood and Guts function
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Toni Storm has pulled up to the Blood and Guts function
God bless women’s wrestling and Skye Blue
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
God bless women’s wrestling and Skye Blue
Happening now 😜
tonight we’re getting blood and guts hot girl murder and hot cult murder on AEW dynamite and it moves me immensely
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Happening now 😜
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This is the same chain that ruined any chance my mom had of recovering from her stroke and treated my dad and me like garbage while doing it.
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This is the same chain that ruined any chance my mom had of recovering from her stroke and treated my dad and me like garbage while doing it.
Private equity drove a nursing home chain into the ground.
Then it declared bankruptcy, which could let it off the hook for hurting patients.
Now, it's trying to sell the company to the same people who bankrupted it.
@blumenthal.senate.gov @goodlander.house.gov and I are sounding the alarm.
Then it declared bankruptcy, which could let it off the hook for hurting patients.
Now, it's trying to sell the company to the same people who bankrupted it.
@blumenthal.senate.gov @goodlander.house.gov and I are sounding the alarm.
Granddaughter vows justice as nursing home giant shirks $1.6b claims - The Boston Globe
Genesis HealthCare, a troubled nursing home chain with 49 facilities across New England, has a history of violations and low ratings.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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This is the same chain that ruined any chance my mom had of recovering from her stroke and treated my dad and me like garbage while doing it.
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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This is the same chain that ruined any chance my mom had of recovering from her stroke and treated my dad and me like garbage while doing it.
I love her so much
As her latest film, Alpha, hits UK theaters, Palme d’Or winning director Julia Ducournau shares thirteen films that have influenced her career overall.
See the list of 13 films and read what she has to say about each selection: boxd.it/PYTYq/detail
See the list of 13 films and read what she has to say about each selection: boxd.it/PYTYq/detail
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I love her so much
Fellas, is it okay to not take a shower all week because it’s too cold?
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Fellas, is it okay to not take a shower all week because it’s too cold?
It was pretty clearly established at the start of the Daniel Craig Casino Royale that he was new to the 007 role and the name and heavily implied that he was not the first to have either. I’m fine with this and love it as world building.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It was pretty clearly established at the start of the Daniel Craig Casino Royale that he was new to the 007 role and the name and heavily implied that he was not the first to have either. I’m fine with this and love it as world building.
I am not built nor do I have the available funds to be a homeowner. Just had my first run in with a roof repair (it ended up not being necessary) and I’m ready to sell the house.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I am not built nor do I have the available funds to be a homeowner. Just had my first run in with a roof repair (it ended up not being necessary) and I’m ready to sell the house.
No lie detected
Victor Frankenstein is a spoiled brat twink who never once shows an OUNCE of heterosexuality and it's important to me that you know this
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
No lie detected
Mamdani is going to impose sangria law. The nachos will always be complimentary.
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Mamdani is going to impose sangria law. The nachos will always be complimentary.
When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie… 🌝
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie… 🌝
Will someone make a proper 20,000 Leagues movie and cast this man as Nemo?
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Will someone make a proper 20,000 Leagues movie and cast this man as Nemo?
Well, that was no Flesh for Frankenstein, and Oscar Isaac is no Udo Kier, but Jacob Elordi does run around in little gold Rocky Horror panties for his first third of the movie.
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Well, that was no Flesh for Frankenstein, and Oscar Isaac is no Udo Kier, but Jacob Elordi does run around in little gold Rocky Horror panties for his first third of the movie.
How did I not know this was a thing?
The section on this in Sarah Vowell’s Assassination Vacation is a wild ride, and a dramatization with this rogue’s gallery of actors is sure to be memorable.
The section on this in Sarah Vowell’s Assassination Vacation is a wild ride, and a dramatization with this rogue’s gallery of actors is sure to be memorable.
Now Playing: DEATH BY LIGHTNING, starring Michael Shannon as James Abram Garfield and Matthew Macfadyen as his assassin, Charles Guiteau. Shea Whigham and Nick Offerman are in it. Thank God. Their participation should be an ironclad requirement of any drama set before the advent of the safety razor.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
How did I not know this was a thing?
The section on this in Sarah Vowell’s Assassination Vacation is a wild ride, and a dramatization with this rogue’s gallery of actors is sure to be memorable.
The section on this in Sarah Vowell’s Assassination Vacation is a wild ride, and a dramatization with this rogue’s gallery of actors is sure to be memorable.
It is for me.
I didn't get to write it, but if you like all the same things as me (movies about artists, 1970s New York, artsy flicks with brief super-meta moments, Ben Whishaw) then PETER HUJAR'S DAY is for you
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It is for me.
Margaret Fuller in a Linklater movie is a dream I didn’t know I had. Bring it.
Richard Linklater hopes to finally make his long-developing project on transcendentalists with Ethan Hawke, Natalie Portman, and Oscar Isaac:
Richard Linklater and Lynne Ramsay Update on Next Projects
Richard Linklater works at such a pace that, with two films now in theaters, it's a little surprising there hasn't been word on the next thing. For some time, though, he's been planning a film concern...
thefilmstage.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Margaret Fuller in a Linklater movie is a dream I didn’t know I had. Bring it.
Mira Nair met Zohran’s father while in Uganda doing research for Mississippi Masala 🤯
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Mira Nair met Zohran’s father while in Uganda doing research for Mississippi Masala 🤯