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🎉 Camp is my religion.

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I’m attempting to write a novel and will probably post about everything but that.

My views and exceptionally bad taste do not represent any employer. This is a private pirate ship. 🏴‍☠️ Hold fast.
Pinned
LOL BlueSky won’t let me access chat anymore until I age verify, and I guess I won’t be doing that, so if you need me directly, you’re gonna have to get me the old fashioned way (text me)
I am down to 114 houseplants.

At one point a year and a half ago, I had just over 400. Then they got thrips.

I think the thrips are gone, but I spend my whole life fighting waves of spider mites. Tonight I threw out about 10 with mites that I did not have the bandwidth to treat effectively.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
We have new Gus Van Sant on the way, and I didn’t even know
Gus Van Sant tells a true kidnapping story in the full trailer for #DeadMansWire.

Watch: thefilmstage.com/dead-mans-wi...
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Well, here’s what I’m doing over the break…
"Once you start watching it, you will be hooked,” promises @petersob13.bsky.social about Wong Kar-wai’s thirty episode series, BLOSSOMS SHANGAI. Streaming now on the Criterion channel with three new episodes dropping every week:
Wong Kar-wai's Gorgeous, Captivating "Blossoms Shanghai" Arrives on the Criterion Channel | TV/Streaming | Roger Ebert
Wong Kar-wai's Blossoms Shanghai is finally here. It was worth the wait.
www.rogerebert.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oh Lord. I cannot.
R.I.P. Udo Kier (1944—2025)
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m over here minding my business, looking through 10,000 sweet potato recipes while watching the Naked Gun, and BAM, it’s Cody Rhodes as a bartender.
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The only pay-per-view I’ve ever seen is the 1998 Wrestlemania. Can we change that? 😁
Last minute chance to see AEW FULL GEAR FREE

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November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Conducting the first Happiest Season rewatch of 2025. Every time I watch this, the first 10 minutes make me want to move to Pittsburgh so bad.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Lily Allen refers to The Streets’ A Grand Don’t Come for Free as a structural inspiration for West End Girl in this interview. It’s my favorite concept album, and when I first listened to WEG, I kept thinking how much they were alike 🤩😎 youtu.be/Mq35ELWNKoU?...
Extended interview: Lily Allen
YouTube video by CBS Mornings
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Chicago is so full of beehive and pelican imagery symbolizing wealth. It was one of my favorite things about an art deco tour I took there. 🐝 🍯
Bees gathering at the Old Dearborn Bank Building entrance, 1926.
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Not only is Charli XCX doing the soundtrack for Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights, but the first track is a collab with John Cale. I home it’s something really experimental that makes everyone who already hates this movie absolutely insane.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It took me a long time to forgive Roger Ebert for crapping on the 1989 Batman, but I’m glad I did. :) His words and writings have meant a lot to me personally, and the legacy he left behind is priceless.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The hilarious thing about this is you could watch a late 90s episode of Raw and see Jim Cornette saying the exact same thing WORD FOR WORD about Eric Bischoff that he now says about Tony Khan
Tony Khan speaks about the harsh criticism towards AEW
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
*happy dancing*
It’s probably still going to take me six months to watch Blossoms Shanghai, but now I can!
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Oh dear. Kate Lister’s Betwixt the Sheets podcast has just released an episode on Roald Dahl.
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The story about the one trashy journalist has brought other garbage journalists out of the woodwork to opine about it, and everyone is reposting them all, and I don’t really like this development
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“Two horror show hooors” 😂
"Don't ask God for mercy... he's a big fan of ours"

"Timeless" Toni Storm with some bars as #AEWCollision is LIVE on TNT and HBO Max
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My late wave Gen X heart just split right in two. Again.
R.I.P. Todd Snider. This one makes’w feel the way Gore Vidal wrote Eleanor Roosevelt’s death made him feel: that’s it, we’re really on our own now.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
From 2022:
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I am six minutes into Nouvelle Vague. There is a scene where Godard, Rohmer, and Rivette are typing feverishly around a table in the Cahiers du Cinema offices. This is pornography.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Yessssss. But also, HONG CHAU ALERT. 🚨 Did not realize she was a part of this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Perfection. He doesn’t look at lot like young Mick, but the spirit is 1000% there. I approve.
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This was my takeaway
Important takeaway: I'm never going to apologize for a typo in an email again.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
You all, this AEW women’s Blood and Guts match is the best thing I’ve ever seen please nobody die
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Toni Storm has pulled up to the Blood and Guts function
She’s gone mad.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM