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🎉 Camp is my religion.

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I’m attempting to write a novel and will probably post about everything but that.

My views and exceptionally bad taste do not represent any employer. This is a private pirate ship. 🏴‍☠️ Hold fast.
Not only is Charli XCX doing the soundtrack for Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights, but the first track is a collab with John Cale. I home it’s something really experimental that makes everyone who already hates this movie absolutely insane.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Will someone make a proper 20,000 Leagues movie and cast this man as Nemo?
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Scenes from the morning dog walk
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thinking of making this my user pic everywhere
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Woke up early to quickly listen through, and my favorite response…
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
#ROFLCOPTER Emerald, no! (I clicked the link. It really is.)
October 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
October 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
In case you wondered if there was anything redeemable about CBS in the current age…
September 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Julie 🥰
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Slightly shaggy Paul Newman is my favorite Paul Newman
September 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Finally made my way through the library wait queue for this relaxing lil’ audiobook read. I think my blood pressure has already spiked, and I’m 10 minutes in.
September 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My Alice Sparkly Kat horoscope for September says, "Give room for the grumpy old man who lives within you." LOOOLL I have two.
August 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“Translate to English” (Embiggen for full effect.)
August 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
August 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
My favorite doctor and companion
August 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Good morning!
(I am not going to the dog track, but now I feel weirdly compelled to…)
August 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Here are two tiny, SFW (I think) screenshots of my favorite two photos in the book. (That’s Isabella Rossellini in the one that doesn’t have Udo Kier leading a naked man like a pet.)
August 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The more things change…
July 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Well, someone watched The Gilded Age and got inspired…
July 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
For those keeping track, I’m still over here traumatized by the Jaws 50 promotional stuff. That movie can’t really be a day over 25. It’s just not possible.
July 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Marina: “I’m just Slavic. I don’t hand out my smiles for free. That’s not how I was raised. You’ve gotta earn that 💩.”

Me:
July 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Resisting the urge to end every work email today with, “I am not some other mother f…”
July 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM