madame macguffin did it in the conservatory with the candlestick
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🎉 Camp is my religion.
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I’m attempting to write a novel and will probably post about everything but that.
My views and exceptionally bad taste do not represent any employer. This is a private pirate ship. 🏴☠️ Hold fast.
https://linktr.ee/madamemacguffin
I’m attempting to write a novel and will probably post about everything but that.
My views and exceptionally bad taste do not represent any employer. This is a private pirate ship. 🏴☠️ Hold fast.
Not only is Charli XCX doing the soundtrack for Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights, but the first track is a collab with John Cale. I home it’s something really experimental that makes everyone who already hates this movie absolutely insane.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Not only is Charli XCX doing the soundtrack for Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights, but the first track is a collab with John Cale. I home it’s something really experimental that makes everyone who already hates this movie absolutely insane.
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Will someone make a proper 20,000 Leagues movie and cast this man as Nemo?
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Will someone make a proper 20,000 Leagues movie and cast this man as Nemo?
Scenes from the morning dog walk
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Scenes from the morning dog walk
Thinking of making this my user pic everywhere
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Thinking of making this my user pic everywhere
Woke up early to quickly listen through, and my favorite response…
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Woke up early to quickly listen through, and my favorite response…
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
#ROFLCOPTER Emerald, no! (I clicked the link. It really is.)
October 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
#ROFLCOPTER Emerald, no! (I clicked the link. It really is.)
October 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
In case you wondered if there was anything redeemable about CBS in the current age…
September 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
In case you wondered if there was anything redeemable about CBS in the current age…
Julie 🥰
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Julie 🥰
Slightly shaggy Paul Newman is my favorite Paul Newman
September 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Slightly shaggy Paul Newman is my favorite Paul Newman
Finally made my way through the library wait queue for this relaxing lil’ audiobook read. I think my blood pressure has already spiked, and I’m 10 minutes in.
September 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Finally made my way through the library wait queue for this relaxing lil’ audiobook read. I think my blood pressure has already spiked, and I’m 10 minutes in.
My Alice Sparkly Kat horoscope for September says, "Give room for the grumpy old man who lives within you." LOOOLL I have two.
August 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My Alice Sparkly Kat horoscope for September says, "Give room for the grumpy old man who lives within you." LOOOLL I have two.
“Translate to English” (Embiggen for full effect.)
August 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“Translate to English” (Embiggen for full effect.)
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
August 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
My favorite doctor and companion
August 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My favorite doctor and companion
Good morning!
(I am not going to the dog track, but now I feel weirdly compelled to…)
(I am not going to the dog track, but now I feel weirdly compelled to…)
August 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Good morning!
(I am not going to the dog track, but now I feel weirdly compelled to…)
(I am not going to the dog track, but now I feel weirdly compelled to…)
Here are two tiny, SFW (I think) screenshots of my favorite two photos in the book. (That’s Isabella Rossellini in the one that doesn’t have Udo Kier leading a naked man like a pet.)
August 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Here are two tiny, SFW (I think) screenshots of my favorite two photos in the book. (That’s Isabella Rossellini in the one that doesn’t have Udo Kier leading a naked man like a pet.)
The more things change…
July 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The more things change…
Well, someone watched The Gilded Age and got inspired…
July 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Well, someone watched The Gilded Age and got inspired…
For those keeping track, I’m still over here traumatized by the Jaws 50 promotional stuff. That movie can’t really be a day over 25. It’s just not possible.
July 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
For those keeping track, I’m still over here traumatized by the Jaws 50 promotional stuff. That movie can’t really be a day over 25. It’s just not possible.
Marina: “I’m just Slavic. I don’t hand out my smiles for free. That’s not how I was raised. You’ve gotta earn that 💩.”
Me:
Me:
July 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Marina: “I’m just Slavic. I don’t hand out my smiles for free. That’s not how I was raised. You’ve gotta earn that 💩.”
Me:
Me:
Resisting the urge to end every work email today with, “I am not some other mother f…”
July 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Resisting the urge to end every work email today with, “I am not some other mother f…”