Rasmus Mackeprang
@mackeprang.com
Ex-scientist skydiver turned evil teacher turned bank employee. ("Evil" goes without saying)
Hey, at least it will keep right on the highway.
Owners may notice a few minor initial issues, such as the route guidance setting the default destination as Poland, but we expect these to resolve quickly.
Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Musk says reut.rs/4ksb1WX
July 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Hey, at least it will keep right on the highway.
Happy Lindisfarne day to those who celebrate!
June 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy Lindisfarne day to those who celebrate!
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What if the real administrator of DOGE was the friends we made along the way
If you're in love with me, please know that the most meaningful contribution you can make is uncovering the true identity of the administrator of DOGE.
Saw an Instagram post that said, “The greatest contribution you can make to the person you love is to work on your own personal development.”
If you’re in love with me, please know the greatest contribution you can make is paying off my student loans.
If you’re in love with me, please know the greatest contribution you can make is paying off my student loans.
May 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What if the real administrator of DOGE was the friends we made along the way
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My son sent me this and now I can't breathe.
May 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My son sent me this and now I can't breathe.
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Microsoft drops law firm that made a deal with Trump, engaging a firm that is fighting his executive orders
Microsoft Drops Simpson Thacher & Bartlett Law Firm
The tech giant instead engaged a firm that is fighting the president’s executive orders, Jenner & Block, in a sign that those firms can still attract clients.
www.nytimes.com
May 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Microsoft drops law firm that made a deal with Trump, engaging a firm that is fighting his executive orders
This is fine. Nothing to see...
April 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
This is fine. Nothing to see...
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Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire
April 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire
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happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been!
with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
February 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been!
with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
To think, that if I had still been teaching, I could have spiced up my everyday life with quotes like this one.
January 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
To think, that if I had still been teaching, I could have spiced up my everyday life with quotes like this one.
How many seconds ago is it, that is was a problem, that there *was* no first daughter? Is she a childless cat lady or not? I’m confooz’d
Conservatism is seeing a woman having a nice time and getting so mad you start posting about [checks notes] anal hobbit births.
August 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
How many seconds ago is it, that is was a problem, that there *was* no first daughter? Is she a childless cat lady or not? I’m confooz’d
Point of order: The speed of light is 30 cm per nanosecond, so if this is truly one nanosecond before impact, that is one bad-ass throw.
(Also, there should be news stories of people with radiation damage)
(Also, there should be news stories of people with radiation damage)
Magnificent photo of Farage one nanosecond before encountering a full face McDonald's milkshake.
June 4, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Point of order: The speed of light is 30 cm per nanosecond, so if this is truly one nanosecond before impact, that is one bad-ass throw.
(Also, there should be news stories of people with radiation damage)
(Also, there should be news stories of people with radiation damage)
Heh! Just realized I couldn't figure out the gender of the main character in the book I am reading. Well played, @scalzi.com.
March 18, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Heh! Just realized I couldn't figure out the gender of the main character in the book I am reading. Well played, @scalzi.com.
... and follow @possumeveryhour.io to lighten up your feed.
Be kind, listen, give the benefit of doubt, but block anyone who is a dick to you or anyone you know.
Pre-emptively block bigots.
Try to use Alt-text when you can.
Share good news.
Don't take shit off fools (It only encourages them, and they're not looking to change).
Pre-emptively block bigots.
Try to use Alt-text when you can.
Share good news.
Don't take shit off fools (It only encourages them, and they're not looking to change).
UPDATED POLL for those who have been enjoying Bluesky: What are YOUR top pieces of advice for those new to the platform?
My advice: Instead of "Sigh, yet another new social media platform," try to think "Yay, clean slate! What can I do differently here to create a social media experience I ENJOY?"
My advice: Instead of "Sigh, yet another new social media platform," try to think "Yay, clean slate! What can I do differently here to create a social media experience I ENJOY?"
November 19, 2023 at 6:03 PM
... and follow @possumeveryhour.io to lighten up your feed.