Dances With Chasers
@mabelsmalltits.bsky.social
Transsexual commie at 32
Gains in pinned skeet
Figuring my shit out from America's armpit Allergic to discourse
She/her
Gains in pinned skeet
Figuring my shit out from America's armpit Allergic to discourse
She/her
Pinned
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I Write Yiff Not Tragedies
October 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I Write Yiff Not Tragedies
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This guy is in the Epstein Files 🤬
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This guy is in the Epstein Files 🤬
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damn it sure seems like this guy fucking sucks and i should never have to see any of his dumbass opinions on my timeline ever again in my life
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
damn it sure seems like this guy fucking sucks and i should never have to see any of his dumbass opinions on my timeline ever again in my life
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Mr Cait bought Donnie this little toy catnip pouch and he smelled it through the grocery bag and immediately tried to start digging it out so he could rub all over it
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Mr Cait bought Donnie this little toy catnip pouch and he smelled it through the grocery bag and immediately tried to start digging it out so he could rub all over it
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I was sitting and reading on the couch and my husband put his finger under my toes and said “perch on me like a parrot” and like, why?????
February 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I was sitting and reading on the couch and my husband put his finger under my toes and said “perch on me like a parrot” and like, why?????
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Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
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grandma came to visit and it was very exhausting
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
grandma came to visit and it was very exhausting
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if you want to actually like any of the protagonists Wuthering Heights is not the book for you
if you are just here for Mess it is an incredible time
if you are just here for Mess it is an incredible time
I just read Wuthering Heights for the first time + this sums up all my texts to my buddies about it
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
if you want to actually like any of the protagonists Wuthering Heights is not the book for you
if you are just here for Mess it is an incredible time
if you are just here for Mess it is an incredible time
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Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
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…people who write about statistics often display an astounding lack of understanding of the nature of the figures they are analysing, their authenticity and their suitability for drawing certain conclusions.
February 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
…people who write about statistics often display an astounding lack of understanding of the nature of the figures they are analysing, their authenticity and their suitability for drawing certain conclusions.
isolate and play fo4 for the gazillionth time? ok
February 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
isolate and play fo4 for the gazillionth time? ok
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I fucking love cars
February 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I fucking love cars
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Ship it before I get divorced
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Ship it before I get divorced
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Xavier: and yes, like most teachers I will sometimes implant false memories into your child-
Mother: but do you teach…Shakespeare? Things like that?
Xavier: yes a man with razor claws sometimes does that, it looks very humorous because he wears a blazer
Mother: but do you teach…Shakespeare? Things like that?
Xavier: yes a man with razor claws sometimes does that, it looks very humorous because he wears a blazer
February 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Xavier: and yes, like most teachers I will sometimes implant false memories into your child-
Mother: but do you teach…Shakespeare? Things like that?
Xavier: yes a man with razor claws sometimes does that, it looks very humorous because he wears a blazer
Mother: but do you teach…Shakespeare? Things like that?
Xavier: yes a man with razor claws sometimes does that, it looks very humorous because he wears a blazer
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Mother: at least tuition is free though, right?
Xavier: oh heavens no
Mother: this all seems illegal
Xavier: well the state of Florida disagrees
Xavier: oh heavens no
Mother: this all seems illegal
Xavier: well the state of Florida disagrees
February 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Mother: at least tuition is free though, right?
Xavier: oh heavens no
Mother: this all seems illegal
Xavier: well the state of Florida disagrees
Xavier: oh heavens no
Mother: this all seems illegal
Xavier: well the state of Florida disagrees
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Mother: so you run a school?
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Mother: so you run a school?
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
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I used to worry this made me fake or artificial but the reality is that all identities are somewhat artificially constructed and it would be infinitely more concerning if living as a woman had no major effect on who I am
in retrospect it's incredibly funny how pretty much every trans person I know tried to reassure the people around them that they were still the same person and nothing was going to change outside of their genders early transition only to end up completely unrecognizable a few years in
February 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I used to worry this made me fake or artificial but the reality is that all identities are somewhat artificially constructed and it would be infinitely more concerning if living as a woman had no major effect on who I am
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“When *my husband* was deporting people and hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein…sorry I forgot where I was going with this”
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
“When *my husband* was deporting people and hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein…sorry I forgot where I was going with this”
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JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 PM
JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?
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I’m bridged into Mastodon via @ap.brid.gy and I am honestly not sure why at this point.
February 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I’m bridged into Mastodon via @ap.brid.gy and I am honestly not sure why at this point.
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i love his stupid little face so bad
February 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
i love his stupid little face so bad
so it turns out just going to the gym and eating regularly makes me feel incredible
February 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
so it turns out just going to the gym and eating regularly makes me feel incredible
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it's suck his old cock sunday. repost if you want to suck his old cock.
October 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it's suck his old cock sunday. repost if you want to suck his old cock.