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Maaronweber
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Hydroponics🌿 Hatchbacks🚗 Tortas🥙

📍Sacramento
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November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nope. I’m done,
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
🇺🇸🦅🗽
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Pictures you can hear.

Bwopwopbwopwopbwopwopwreeeeaarrrrbwopbwopwopwop
waiting on a plane and counting a non-standard number of naturally aspirated intake runners

www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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This should be on a plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty.
Ate at a Thai/Jewish fusion food truck named L'Thaim and it was fantastic. Curry latkes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Lolol @peark.es FIVE GRAMS OF ‘SHROOMS IS A LOT

Like, “an eighth” 3.5g, is a full size dose good for a 4+ hour adventure and anything more is getting towards heroic dose territory 😅😅🍄👽
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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This week on The Gas:

Ford Racing Global Director Mark Rushbrook joins us to talk about the automaker's return to @f1tv.bsky.social, its new Hypercar and everything else it has going on, which is a lot.

open.spotify.com/episode/4MLV...
Mark Rushbrook on Ford Racing's Return to Formula 1
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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During the height of the pandemic, Tyson used Palantir to predict Covid-19 infections among meatpacking workers down to a nearly exactly figure. But rather than using this data to increase worker protections, Tyson used it plan for labor shortages + plant closures
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There was never a 2500 2-door was there?
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ok so one of my weird theories is that there are no aliens b/c like, complex systems are so sensitive to initial conditions…it’s totally possible that even in the vastness of the universe this is the only rock life can thrive on idk 🤷😄
We really have a such a lucky set of coincidences. Strong gravitational field holding the atmosphere against the planet, iron core that spins to create a magnetic field deflecting the magnetic flux from the sun, Jupiter’s gravity eating asteroids, etc
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Can't escape the feeling this is somehow cannibalism
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Anyway that’s the top four for me
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Would've loved to be a fly on the wall when they tried to lean on Boebert.

"There's footage of me vaping and getting thrown out of a play for jerking off my date in public which all of America has seen. If you don't have something juicier than that I'll be on my way"
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Ford is leading the charge towards enshittification! 🎉

You wanna know what's now optional on 2026 Mach-E?

- BlueCruise *hardware*
- 360 camera
- wireless phone charging
- and more!

But the one that really made my jaw drop?

THE FRUNK. 😳

Like...what's under the hood if you don't pay extra???
a bald man in a red and black uniform is covering his face with his hands
ALT: a bald man in a red and black uniform is covering his face with his hands
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I saw a truck and it had a windshield decal that said SUPPORT BLUE COLLAR and I want to be like hell yeah brother I am a socialist too and then have him explain to me what he thinks being a worker means
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Why would Epstein know Trump's election prospects on Oct. 15? Maybe Russia. That month Epstein arranged for Trump advisors Peter Thiel & Tom Barrack to meet Russian Vitali Churkin. Russia fed hacked emails to WikiLeaks. Then Thiel's folks spun up Pizzagate: a conspiracy about a pedophile ring. 4/
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ear speeds breaking the sound barrier
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tuxedo boy poasted up like this when we got home
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The best was Feinstein doing RealTalk™️ to a buncha children
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
🇨🇦🍁🫡
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If we go to war with South America I’m going to miss cartelgram shenanigans 😢🍃🛩️😅😬

(or more likely you’re going to have these dudes live-streaming that scene from Clear & Present Danger)
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🤞🤞🤞 I live right in this little handle of possible dryness c’mon lesssgooo 😅
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Take your daughter(s) to work day
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Peach trees dropping their leaves as winter approaches
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM