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gig em, etc
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rip dick cheney, you wouldve loved the illegal war in south america we’re about to start
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
A&M having an ad about standing up for something after the president fired professors for acknowledging trans people exist and still getting forced out for not having enough zeal while doing it feels like irony
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
puro
July 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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“My favorite drink is Sangria”
July 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Uni :3
July 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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one last thing, you know a band is so completely itself that you read these lyrics and a.) think about what an incredible song it is, and b.) laugh because they're beyond self-parody
July 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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baseball starting pitchers are evolving further and further toward gangly 6'8" teenagers who optimize their frame to throw 103 for 2 seasons before all their ligaments explode so you gotta hold onto every crafty 30-something you get who looks like any other guy you'd see eating lunch at burger king
June 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.
June 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Its nice the kids get to experience their own 2003 style build-up to an unjust war like we did.
June 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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June 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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been thinking about this all day. just something to consider
June 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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June 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Conservative commenters claimed the city's display of the flag is 'intolerant' of straight people.
Pride flag now 'proudly flying' over San Antonio City Hall
Conservative commenters claimed the city's display of the flag is 'intolerant' of straight people.
www.sacurrent.com
June 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Puro
May 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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holy shit dude, you're opening an upscale sports bar in a redeveloped industrial neighborhood? your menu's going to include shareables and bowls with irreverent pop culture references? you're going to partner with casual pickup leagues to host cornhole tourneys?? bro you're gonna be a millionaire!!
April 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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*Come Together Voice*

He fuck, custom sofa
he kill, holy father
He get, mocked in Greenland
he is, owned on Twitter

He was, picked so no one would kill the prez
What the fuck is up with the shape of his head?

Come together, right now, blame JD
April 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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you could have asked them about this! literally at any moment during the campaign you could have thought to yourself “wow theyre gonna deport 10M people, i wonder what due process would look like” but your stupid brain is nothing but mush and dmt resin
WATCH: “It’s horrific.”

Joe Rogan reacts to the story of Trump’s ICE grabbing innocent people with no criminal record like a gay makeup artist (Andrys) and sending him to a hard labor prison in El Salvador.
April 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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logging on
March 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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New baby has arrived! He's a Singleton named Chance, apparently the one survivor of an abandoned litter. He is now my foster son and I would kill for him
March 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Who the hell thinks it’s a good idea to stop trying to prevent HIV and infectious diseases?

I have never heard a single constituent - Democrat or Republican - ask for this level of crazy shit.

These guys are going to get many Americans killed.
March 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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War Thunder has the chance to do the funniest crossover promotion ever with Signal right now
March 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme.

SERGE BAYLESS: [nods]

SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais.

BAYLESS: Absolument.

SMITH: MAIS!
The Bloc Québécois launches “Buy Canadian” pitch.

Up is down. Left is right. Everyone is a federalist in a foxnewshole
March 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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BREAKING: Federal court blocks Texas A&M's ban on student drag shows in @thefireorg.bsky.social lawsuit.

"To ban the performance from taking place on campus because it offends some members of the campus community is precisely what the First Amendment prohibits."

www.thefire.org/news/victory...
VICTORY: Federal court blocks Texas A&M’s unconstitutional drag ban
A federal judge upheld the First Amendment rights of a Texas A&M student group by blocking an attempt by officials to ban the group's upcoming drag show "Draggieland"
www.thefire.org
March 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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linkedin post that's going to drive me insane all day:

"so it is fine for private sector employees to be laid off, downsized, etc but federal employees cannot? something is very wrong with this scenario"

like they are so, so close to getting it
March 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM