Sponsorship synergy

It's like an extension of SAS never watching the games he talks about since Kimmel's comments weren't even about Kirk. This whole controversy feels like half the country getting pissed about a headline and not reading the article

He's another transplant trying his hardest to make sure the state regresses in every way possible

color theory

I like Pittsburgh because it's huge but empty and has a dinosaur

His whole persona being that he was dumb enough to be in the tea party movement somehow means he should be an influential voice because he's wrong about everything

Gonna see how bad I muffin top now that I'm in my mid 30s

“My favorite drink is Sangria”

one last thing, you know a band is so completely itself that you read these lyrics and a.) think about what an incredible song it is, and b.) laugh because they're beyond self-parody

When I met elderly neighbor who was walking his dog off leash and it started barking at me, the first thing he said to me was that his wife was a bitch like his dog

baseball starting pitchers are evolving further and further toward gangly 6'8" teenagers who optimize their frame to throw 103 for 2 seasons before all their ligaments explode so you gotta hold onto every crafty 30-something you get who looks like any other guy you'd see eating lunch at burger king

It's the perfect movie to see when you're 18 and then never watch again