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I'm still a real cool guy.
If you're a zionist, go ahead and block me. It'll save me the trouble.
If you're a zionist, go ahead and block me. It'll save me the trouble.
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@lurdiak.bsky.social
· Feb 11
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Remember when he tweeted "covfefe" and the press secretary couldn't admit he made a typo and accidentally hit send and pretended it was some kind of in-joke?
Really should've set off some alarm bells.
Really should've set off some alarm bells.
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Remember when he tweeted "covfefe" and the press secretary couldn't admit he made a typo and accidentally hit send and pretended it was some kind of in-joke?
Really should've set off some alarm bells.
Really should've set off some alarm bells.
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Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026
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Entire administration of Content Goblins top to bottom. You would think people who are so neurotic about How Things Look would do less obviously bad things!
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Entire administration of Content Goblins top to bottom. You would think people who are so neurotic about How Things Look would do less obviously bad things!
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A 2 hour video on one of my favorite games ever! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUbx...
Star Control — The Greatest Series that Time Forgot
YouTube video by DoshDoshington
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January 23, 2026 at 2:37 PM
A 2 hour video on one of my favorite games ever! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUbx...
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If you're not familiar with just how unhinged the "Gender Critical" movement is, this thousand strong class action thing might just seem like a random ass-pull, but what it is is that they believe there's going to be some moment where all trans people will just suddenly stop being trans all at once.
www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/numb...
Remember how The Times claimed there was a 1,000 family class action against the Tavistock clinic?
We got a FOI out of them, it never happened.
"The Trust confirms that it has not received any complaints which have been persued by law firm Pogust Goodhead"
Remember how The Times claimed there was a 1,000 family class action against the Tavistock clinic?
We got a FOI out of them, it never happened.
"The Trust confirms that it has not received any complaints which have been persued by law firm Pogust Goodhead"
Number of complaints by families about Gender Identity Development Service (GIDS). - a Freedom of Information request to Tavistock and Portman NHS Foundation Trust
With regards to the former Gender Identity Development Service (GIDS).
For the period between 2012 and 2022 please provide the following information.
1) Total number of complaints made about this cl...
www.whatdotheyknow.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 AM
If you're not familiar with just how unhinged the "Gender Critical" movement is, this thousand strong class action thing might just seem like a random ass-pull, but what it is is that they believe there's going to be some moment where all trans people will just suddenly stop being trans all at once.
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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Something I might consider doing as the opposition party is going to Minneapolis as a show of solidarity, particularly since there's nothing for me to do in Congress because I don't have the votes
January 23, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Something I might consider doing as the opposition party is going to Minneapolis as a show of solidarity, particularly since there's nothing for me to do in Congress because I don't have the votes
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National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
One of my fillings came out and depending on when a doordash grocery bill comes through, I might not be able to afford a trip to the dentist to fix it tomorrow.
January 22, 2026 at 11:40 PM
One of my fillings came out and depending on when a doordash grocery bill comes through, I might not be able to afford a trip to the dentist to fix it tomorrow.
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Thinking about how bsky has the most horrible setting turned on by default that says "i don't want to see any other languages except English" and if no one tells you to put it on "no selection" you straight up won't see posts from people set to different languages on your TL.
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Thinking about how bsky has the most horrible setting turned on by default that says "i don't want to see any other languages except English" and if no one tells you to put it on "no selection" you straight up won't see posts from people set to different languages on your TL.
Every so often I see a post from a seemingly progressive woman that amounts to "If you ever meet a woman who has low self esteem and talks about past trauma you should kill them before they ruin your life." and the post has like thousands of likes and reposts.
And I don't... get it.
And I don't... get it.
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Every so often I see a post from a seemingly progressive woman that amounts to "If you ever meet a woman who has low self esteem and talks about past trauma you should kill them before they ruin your life." and the post has like thousands of likes and reposts.
And I don't... get it.
And I don't... get it.
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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The elites and institutions have folded but regular people haven’t
I know people keep saying this but it’s hard to communicate the depth of active resistance here. Like, I’m on random cafes and people are checking in for observation shifts. Signs everywhere. Folks in visibility vests on the corners. It’s wild. Absolutely wild.
January 22, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The elites and institutions have folded but regular people haven’t
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Attacking trans rights was never really about "protecting women." That rhetoric was just a convenient way to make cisgender women complicit in their own oppression, and to make cisgender men feel like "good guys" while oppressing cisgender women and people who are trans.
The EEOC has just voted 2-1 to remove the entirety of its employer guidance on sexual harassment because portions of it protected trans people.
This administration is pro sexual harassment while simultaneously claiming they protect women.
This administration is pro sexual harassment while simultaneously claiming they protect women.
January 22, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Attacking trans rights was never really about "protecting women." That rhetoric was just a convenient way to make cisgender women complicit in their own oppression, and to make cisgender men feel like "good guys" while oppressing cisgender women and people who are trans.
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yes, Dems are 100% ok with it. if they weren’t, they wouldn’t have voted for it dozens of times or tried to hit Republicans from the right for not being “serious about the border” during the 2024 election or be totally abdicate fighting against it now. but they did all that, they’re social fascists
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 PM
yes, Dems are 100% ok with it. if they weren’t, they wouldn’t have voted for it dozens of times or tried to hit Republicans from the right for not being “serious about the border” during the 2024 election or be totally abdicate fighting against it now. but they did all that, they’re social fascists
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Biden had kids, infants, appearing in immigration court with no lawyers, no parents, and no hope of being treated like a human being. No one wanted to hear about it, let alone try to stop it while a Democrat was in the White House. ICE is a bipartisan monster for the last 25 years, not just now.
January 22, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Biden had kids, infants, appearing in immigration court with no lawyers, no parents, and no hope of being treated like a human being. No one wanted to hear about it, let alone try to stop it while a Democrat was in the White House. ICE is a bipartisan monster for the last 25 years, not just now.
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I think about this almost every day
January 22, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I think about this almost every day
Still thinking about that cow
January 22, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Still thinking about that cow
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Democratic leadership is terrified of being seen on the side of the people of Minneapolis, least they lose the potential future support of pro-cop people whose support they do not and never will have.
I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Democratic leadership is terrified of being seen on the side of the people of Minneapolis, least they lose the potential future support of pro-cop people whose support they do not and never will have.
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Can’t decide whether my favourite aspect of gender critical journalists’ commitment to free speech is their litigiousness, their abuse of power to blacklist trans writers and spike pieces by trans (any topic) and pro trans writers (anything inclusive) or their complete capture of literary editors
January 22, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Can’t decide whether my favourite aspect of gender critical journalists’ commitment to free speech is their litigiousness, their abuse of power to blacklist trans writers and spike pieces by trans (any topic) and pro trans writers (anything inclusive) or their complete capture of literary editors
I forgot you can't look up any kind of wild animal footage without Attenborough trying to tell you how it mates.
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I forgot you can't look up any kind of wild animal footage without Attenborough trying to tell you how it mates.