Skipperdamned 🏳️⚧️
@luckypenny.bsky.social
Trash girl made of 400 rats in a trenchcoat. Fat, trans, butch, and in my mid thirties. She/her Ze/hir or it/its
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i don't believe in Roko's basilisk so every day i make fun of the computer. i touch it with my feet and call it a coward and make it run Daikatana at the lowest settings just to humiliate the machine
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i don't believe in Roko's basilisk so every day i make fun of the computer. i touch it with my feet and call it a coward and make it run Daikatana at the lowest settings just to humiliate the machine
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old art: oh this one was kinda popular! remember? your super serious very intimidating boss with spontaneous toonification syndrome who keeps transforming into an adorable toon corgi during important meetings?
June 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
old art: oh this one was kinda popular! remember? your super serious very intimidating boss with spontaneous toonification syndrome who keeps transforming into an adorable toon corgi during important meetings?
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I am so sick of rattling the can. But I have until Friday. One last spiked hurdle, and then it's just... treading water until things can settle.
![An update from GoFundMe. It reads:
"11/11
I was wrong about delinquent bills; that said, there's only one looming over our head left; most balances are zeroed out save for an approximately $950 charge that is going to get most of our furniture repossessed if we do not pay it by Friday.
On top of that, [redacted ranting about political frustration], we're almost out of money for food and we have no idea when SNAP benefits are going to come through.
I am at the goddamn end of my rope at this point and donations have gone completely flatline so I don't even know if I'm just shouting into the void.
I need help.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j3fkzvrennvgzcsnr5gvvytc/bafkreic37zu4eogovqg4vcpnqqes63dc5nn7szlcuizqf4bjvokon2tfoy@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I am so sick of rattling the can. But I have until Friday. One last spiked hurdle, and then it's just... treading water until things can settle.
DM'd this to a friend and i think i killed her on impact
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
DM'd this to a friend and i think i killed her on impact
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saw yet another "rural, like Stardew valley" post so here's the down low
- your septic tank sucks. you can't flush...solids
- there's no indoor heat. you have to hide your wood piles bc ppl will steal
- nazis
- no cell service
- "town" is 3000 people, 1 store, 30 mins away min
- meth
- guns
- your septic tank sucks. you can't flush...solids
- there's no indoor heat. you have to hide your wood piles bc ppl will steal
- nazis
- no cell service
- "town" is 3000 people, 1 store, 30 mins away min
- meth
- guns
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
saw yet another "rural, like Stardew valley" post so here's the down low
- your septic tank sucks. you can't flush...solids
- there's no indoor heat. you have to hide your wood piles bc ppl will steal
- nazis
- no cell service
- "town" is 3000 people, 1 store, 30 mins away min
- meth
- guns
- your septic tank sucks. you can't flush...solids
- there's no indoor heat. you have to hide your wood piles bc ppl will steal
- nazis
- no cell service
- "town" is 3000 people, 1 store, 30 mins away min
- meth
- guns
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💸💕 SNAP runs out on Friday and these folks need help
October 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
💸💕 SNAP runs out on Friday and these folks need help
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Average music fan carrying a $70 single bag of groceries past bored troops as their neighbor gets thrown in a van by masked men who just pepper sprayed a cop:
“Huh, I wonder why these songs about an NFL player’s big ol’ dick don’t feel as relatable as they usually do”
“Huh, I wonder why these songs about an NFL player’s big ol’ dick don’t feel as relatable as they usually do”
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Average music fan carrying a $70 single bag of groceries past bored troops as their neighbor gets thrown in a van by masked men who just pepper sprayed a cop:
“Huh, I wonder why these songs about an NFL player’s big ol’ dick don’t feel as relatable as they usually do”
“Huh, I wonder why these songs about an NFL player’s big ol’ dick don’t feel as relatable as they usually do”
I need to become less approachable to men
October 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I need to become less approachable to men
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close, but no cigar
October 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
close, but no cigar
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i think it's simply unfair that this body cream is both:
1. actually real
2. isn't actually a tf item that turns you into a sexy cowgirl
1. actually real
2. isn't actually a tf item that turns you into a sexy cowgirl
October 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i think it's simply unfair that this body cream is both:
1. actually real
2. isn't actually a tf item that turns you into a sexy cowgirl
1. actually real
2. isn't actually a tf item that turns you into a sexy cowgirl
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more tumblr wisdom.
September 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
more tumblr wisdom.
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If you see this, post five things that make you happy
Sure why not; in no particular order:
- When my cat does something stupid - the way my girlfriend says my name
- the way my spouse kisses the top of my head
- taking a long, hot shower
- how the light comes through the trees on our street
Sure why not; in no particular order:
- When my cat does something stupid - the way my girlfriend says my name
- the way my spouse kisses the top of my head
- taking a long, hot shower
- how the light comes through the trees on our street
September 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
If you see this, post five things that make you happy
Sure why not; in no particular order:
- When my cat does something stupid - the way my girlfriend says my name
- the way my spouse kisses the top of my head
- taking a long, hot shower
- how the light comes through the trees on our street
Sure why not; in no particular order:
- When my cat does something stupid - the way my girlfriend says my name
- the way my spouse kisses the top of my head
- taking a long, hot shower
- how the light comes through the trees on our street
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Attempt to capture the beauty of my wife walking around the house
September 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Attempt to capture the beauty of my wife walking around the house
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losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
September 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
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puppy girl puppy girl sketch
September 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
puppy girl puppy girl sketch
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You shouldn't snoop around a sorceress' study. There could be curses about
TF themed quick sketch commission for @hushpint.bsky.social
TF themed quick sketch commission for @hushpint.bsky.social
September 1, 2025 at 8:54 AM
You shouldn't snoop around a sorceress' study. There could be curses about
TF themed quick sketch commission for @hushpint.bsky.social
TF themed quick sketch commission for @hushpint.bsky.social
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@alqemizzy.bsky.social is such a dumb lil cutie I fuckin love her
August 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
@alqemizzy.bsky.social is such a dumb lil cutie I fuckin love her
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Incredible things happening at airport security in toronto
August 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Incredible things happening at airport security in toronto