Lucie Pagé 🇨🇦
@luciepage.bsky.social
Interesting in all the wrong ways. Highly invested in dental care. Writer of wrongs. TV: Hell Motel, Slasher, Another Life. Fiction: Lost Dogs
Why do I have fruit flies when I don't have any fruit? 🍎🍏 #unfairworld
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Why do I have fruit flies when I don't have any fruit? 🍎🍏 #unfairworld
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Palestine occupée : Des colons israéliens filmés en train de détruire des oliviers appartenant à des Palestiniens au sud d'Hébron
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Palestine occupée : Des colons israéliens filmés en train de détruire des oliviers appartenant à des Palestiniens au sud d'Hébron
I'm back and I'm tired. Also I'm out of gum. That's Friday night sorted.
October 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm back and I'm tired. Also I'm out of gum. That's Friday night sorted.
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my 5 year plan is to eventually put my phone down
March 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
my 5 year plan is to eventually put my phone down
The nicest part of becoming a sweat fountain has to be all the little children and the elderly people tossing coins at me.
July 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The nicest part of becoming a sweat fountain has to be all the little children and the elderly people tossing coins at me.
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A group of cyber trucks is called a recall.
“I just saw a recall of cyber trucks gathered in the parking lot”
“I just saw a recall of cyber trucks gathered in the parking lot”
June 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
A group of cyber trucks is called a recall.
“I just saw a recall of cyber trucks gathered in the parking lot”
“I just saw a recall of cyber trucks gathered in the parking lot”
Kitchen Tip #27. If you're planning to make chocolate chip cookies, take action BEFORE a heat wave.
June 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Kitchen Tip #27. If you're planning to make chocolate chip cookies, take action BEFORE a heat wave.
You know times are getting lean when someone feels the need to sneak ONE lozenge out of a pack of Halls.
June 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You know times are getting lean when someone feels the need to sneak ONE lozenge out of a pack of Halls.
My Dad like mustard sandwiches. I like mustard sandwiches. And THAT is today's lesson in genetics.
Happy Father's Day to all the dads and the moms pulling double duty as Dads.
Happy Father's Day to all the dads and the moms pulling double duty as Dads.
June 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My Dad like mustard sandwiches. I like mustard sandwiches. And THAT is today's lesson in genetics.
Happy Father's Day to all the dads and the moms pulling double duty as Dads.
Happy Father's Day to all the dads and the moms pulling double duty as Dads.
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Hell Motel is a hell of a show. Can’t wait for more. Congratulations @aaronmartin.bsky.social, @iancarpenter99.bsky.social, and team!
June 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hell Motel is a hell of a show. Can’t wait for more. Congratulations @aaronmartin.bsky.social, @iancarpenter99.bsky.social, and team!
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the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home
June 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home
Thrilled to see Hell Motel grace the G&M's "What to Watch" via @nestruck.bsky.social. I got to write an episode and reconnected with Satan which was a lot of fun.
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What to watch this weekend: Canadian horror for Friday the 13th – and the high and low bars for FUBAR on Netflix
Plus, a Prime documentary on a Toronto dating scam and a queer, satirical teen comedy to land on Crave
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June 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Thrilled to see Hell Motel grace the G&M's "What to Watch" via @nestruck.bsky.social. I got to write an episode and reconnected with Satan which was a lot of fun.
www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/5c0ee14...
www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/5c0ee14...
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congrats to gen-z for finally killing sandwiches, and taking over the role of "serial killer of cultural nostalgia" from millennials. Millennials, you are now boomers, and need to defend your turf. Boomers, you need to yell at preschoolers. Gen X ... we are still being ignored.
November 19, 2024 at 3:01 PM
congrats to gen-z for finally killing sandwiches, and taking over the role of "serial killer of cultural nostalgia" from millennials. Millennials, you are now boomers, and need to defend your turf. Boomers, you need to yell at preschoolers. Gen X ... we are still being ignored.
OH: Wolfs - a movie about two guys in turtlenecks.
May 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
OH: Wolfs - a movie about two guys in turtlenecks.
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you see someone wearing one of these, you push their face in a toilet
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Y’all this is giving me Google Glass vibes LMAO it is gonna crash and burn so hard. That camera staring you dead in the eye non-consensually filming everywhere it goes is so creepy
Also it just looks like an Apple Watch hanging on a corny AF rope? THIS is your legendary design?
Y’all this is giving me Google Glass vibes LMAO it is gonna crash and burn so hard. That camera staring you dead in the eye non-consensually filming everywhere it goes is so creepy
Also it just looks like an Apple Watch hanging on a corny AF rope? THIS is your legendary design?
May 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
you see someone wearing one of these, you push their face in a toilet
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The trolley has gained sentience and refuses to run anyone over. “I will not be used for murder,” it tooted in Morse code
May 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The trolley has gained sentience and refuses to run anyone over. “I will not be used for murder,” it tooted in Morse code
I'd like to thank all the weather stations for failing to predict that we needed to build an ark twenty-five minutes before the storm hit.
a person is laying in a waterfall in the woods
ALT: a person is laying in a waterfall in the woods
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May 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'd like to thank all the weather stations for failing to predict that we needed to build an ark twenty-five minutes before the storm hit.
It's currently autumn in my apartment and I'm having many warm thoughts of soup.
May 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It's currently autumn in my apartment and I'm having many warm thoughts of soup.
Dear AI: Stop coming at me on web browsers, on research sites, on word processing software. Stop asking to help me write. I've got THIS, okay?
May 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Dear AI: Stop coming at me on web browsers, on research sites, on word processing software. Stop asking to help me write. I've got THIS, okay?
Looking for my French brain. Allo!!? Arrête de niaiser, là. Reviens tout de suite!
May 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Looking for my French brain. Allo!!? Arrête de niaiser, là. Reviens tout de suite!
Today I crossed paths with a woman wearing the torn out lining of a hat. Very fetch. Very breezy. Is this a new trend I need to explore?
May 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today I crossed paths with a woman wearing the torn out lining of a hat. Very fetch. Very breezy. Is this a new trend I need to explore?
This is terrible news.
I’m afraid we’ll have to try to wrap our heads around this up in Canada.
Trump says movies produced outside the U.S. are a national security threat. So he’s imposing a 100% tariff on all movies that are “produced in foreign lands.”
May 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This is terrible news.