Dear brittle old stick lady with too much money, wearing a fancy lavender dress coat, stylish black wool cap and $500 sunglasses, dryly coughing without covering your mouth as you inspect the $9.00 shallots: your class is showing.

Body Bits in the Rhubarb.

A burl clock is a gateway decor item.

I heard a flock of wild swans for the first time in my life today. and I feel a little embarrassed for them.

I've followed him on Twitter, on Instagram and on Bsky. I guess this is officially stalking. Sharing this one because it killed me. #asherperlman #iamdead

Saw this illustration by Tom Gauld. LOVE. #iamwriting... :)

I usually argue with anyone who says Thrills gum tastes like soap. But today I realized that I thought Neutrogena shampoo smelled delicious.

I found dessert!