Mike Hernandez
@lpstd1.bsky.social
Eastern Washington, but sane.
Until we get the full Epstein files, we'll have to rely on reported island guests. From the Cleveland Plain Dealer, March 16, 2006:
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Until we get the full Epstein files, we'll have to rely on reported island guests. From the Cleveland Plain Dealer, March 16, 2006:
If you're paying for a streaming service and you still get commercials, you should get whatever is advertised for free.
October 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If you're paying for a streaming service and you still get commercials, you should get whatever is advertised for free.
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Was he vaccinated?
September 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Was he vaccinated?
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How do you get one of them there hashtags to trend? #nomorerepublicans
July 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
How do you get one of them there hashtags to trend? #nomorerepublicans
Oh no, Oasis is breaking up again.
What a shame. “DOGE affiliated staff, some of whom were responsible for pushing out thousands of federal workers, texted one another on Thursday about whether they would be fired next, according to administration officials.” www.wsj.com/politics/elo...
The Day That Trump and Musk Torched Their Partnership
An afternoon of escalating attacks left the men threatening to wield their power against each other.
www.wsj.com
June 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Oh no, Oasis is breaking up again.
#HappyMothersDay Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers of the world. To the great mothers, like mine, and the bad mothers, like Shaft.
May 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
#HappyMothersDay Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers of the world. To the great mothers, like mine, and the bad mothers, like Shaft.
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
The Quilted Northern company repurposed the song We Built This City as a toilet paper jingle and now it's a far better song.
April 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Quilted Northern company repurposed the song We Built This City as a toilet paper jingle and now it's a far better song.
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"All of my activities with your Mom are sensitive."
New: The second Elon/Threat email just landed in inboxes. "Going forward, please complete the above task each week by Mondays at 11:59 PMET."
"If all of your activities are classified or sensitive, please write 'All of my activities are sensitive'"
"If all of your activities are classified or sensitive, please write 'All of my activities are sensitive'"
March 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"All of my activities with your Mom are sensitive."
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You all understand the assignment.
Failure is not an option, internet. 🚀
Failure is not an option, internet. 🚀
February 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
You all understand the assignment.
Failure is not an option, internet. 🚀
Failure is not an option, internet. 🚀
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Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.
February 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.
This is just embarrassing.
Trump praises Tommy Tuberville for doing a great job as Patrick Mahomes's college coach, despite the fact he never coached Mahomes
February 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is just embarrassing.
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Weed: Let’s make brownies
Cocaine: WE SHOULD START OUR OWN RECORD LABEL
Cocaine: WE SHOULD START OUR OWN RECORD LABEL
December 28, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Weed: Let’s make brownies
Cocaine: WE SHOULD START OUR OWN RECORD LABEL
Cocaine: WE SHOULD START OUR OWN RECORD LABEL
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The simple reason why I dislike Donald Trump is because he’s everything I was taught not to be as a child growing up in school and church.
November 21, 2024 at 4:43 PM
The simple reason why I dislike Donald Trump is because he’s everything I was taught not to be as a child growing up in school and church.
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The American public and the Senate Judiciary Committee deserve to see the Matt Gaetz report.
Repost if you agree.
Repost if you agree.
November 16, 2024 at 2:50 AM
The American public and the Senate Judiciary Committee deserve to see the Matt Gaetz report.
Repost if you agree.
Repost if you agree.
And my all-time classic:
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers of the world. To the great mothers, like mine, and the bad mothers, like Shaft.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers of the world. To the great mothers, like mine, and the bad mothers, like Shaft.
November 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
And my all-time classic:
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers of the world. To the great mothers, like mine, and the bad mothers, like Shaft.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers of the world. To the great mothers, like mine, and the bad mothers, like Shaft.
In attendance at tonight's #DNCConvention are several multi-racial people who, like me, were told at least once, "look, you can only be one or the other, you can't be both."
November 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
In attendance at tonight's #DNCConvention are several multi-racial people who, like me, were told at least once, "look, you can only be one or the other, you can't be both."
This sounds like the plot of Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Trump: Elon Musk, lots of jobs leaving. Nobody even calls him to try and get him to stay. I would have been on him. I would have said, let's have lunch. Let's have dinner, and then let's have breakfast the following morning.
Trump: Elon Musk, lots of jobs leaving. Nobody even calls him to try and get him to stay. I would have been on him. I would have said, let's have lunch. Let's have dinner, and then let's have breakfast the following morning.
November 15, 2024 at 9:42 PM
This sounds like the plot of Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Trump: Elon Musk, lots of jobs leaving. Nobody even calls him to try and get him to stay. I would have been on him. I would have said, let's have lunch. Let's have dinner, and then let's have breakfast the following morning.
Trump: Elon Musk, lots of jobs leaving. Nobody even calls him to try and get him to stay. I would have been on him. I would have said, let's have lunch. Let's have dinner, and then let's have breakfast the following morning.
Great songs which mention KISS:
1. Surrender - Cheap Trick
2. Heavy Metal Drummer - Wilco
3. Back In '74 - Endless Boogie
Great songs by KISS:
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1. Surrender - Cheap Trick
2. Heavy Metal Drummer - Wilco
3. Back In '74 - Endless Boogie
Great songs by KISS:
[End of list]
November 15, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Great songs which mention KISS:
1. Surrender - Cheap Trick
2. Heavy Metal Drummer - Wilco
3. Back In '74 - Endless Boogie
Great songs by KISS:
[End of list]
1. Surrender - Cheap Trick
2. Heavy Metal Drummer - Wilco
3. Back In '74 - Endless Boogie
Great songs by KISS:
[End of list]