Lars Fischer
@lpfischer.bsky.social
Unix geek turned strategic planner. Introvert turned international relations professional. Bisexual feminist turned parent of a trans man. Dane, lives in Copenhagen. He / him.
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.
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ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks https://theonion.com/ice-confirms-agents-do-not-have-faces-beneath-masks/
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks https://theonion.com/ice-confirms-agents-do-not-have-faces-beneath-masks/
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I agree. Leaf her alone.
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I agree. Leaf her alone.
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Five years ago today, Donald Trump urged his supporters to attack Congress and the Capitol over a proven lie. More than 140 police officers were injured.
Trump then pardoned the attackers.
He betrayed his oath and his country, and we won't ever forget it.
Trump then pardoned the attackers.
He betrayed his oath and his country, and we won't ever forget it.
January 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Five years ago today, Donald Trump urged his supporters to attack Congress and the Capitol over a proven lie. More than 140 police officers were injured.
Trump then pardoned the attackers.
He betrayed his oath and his country, and we won't ever forget it.
Trump then pardoned the attackers.
He betrayed his oath and his country, and we won't ever forget it.
Started the new year replacing a broken gear cable for the young one. Last year was a bit expensive in maintenance - about 300€ - I hope this year will be less. It's still a bargain, though, as he manages pretty much all transport himself - no bus or train tickets, no driving.
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Started the new year replacing a broken gear cable for the young one. Last year was a bit expensive in maintenance - about 300€ - I hope this year will be less. It's still a bargain, though, as he manages pretty much all transport himself - no bus or train tickets, no driving.
Vi har spist en farlig masse kød i julen, men i dag lavede jeg grøntsagscurry, så balancen er genoprettet. 😎
January 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Vi har spist en farlig masse kød i julen, men i dag lavede jeg grøntsagscurry, så balancen er genoprettet. 😎
Bit worried about the bike ride to the office tomorrow, but it sure is pretty.
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Bit worried about the bike ride to the office tomorrow, but it sure is pretty.
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
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With this regime anything is possible…
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
With this regime anything is possible…
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Share a cartoon you will always love
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Share a cartoon you will always love
I’ll cross that in no time, I’m sure.
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I’ll cross that in no time, I’m sure.
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Så er vi nået til “food stamps”-niveauet af afviklingen af den danske velfærdsstat.
Husk: alt hvad du tillader Magten at gøre mod andre, vil før eller siden ramme dig selv eller nogen du elsker.
Husk: alt hvad du tillader Magten at gøre mod andre, vil før eller siden ramme dig selv eller nogen du elsker.
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Så er vi nået til “food stamps”-niveauet af afviklingen af den danske velfærdsstat.
Husk: alt hvad du tillader Magten at gøre mod andre, vil før eller siden ramme dig selv eller nogen du elsker.
Husk: alt hvad du tillader Magten at gøre mod andre, vil før eller siden ramme dig selv eller nogen du elsker.
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can't think of a better demonstration of how these things aren't intelligent and literally just tell you whatever you want to hear.
January 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
can't think of a better demonstration of how these things aren't intelligent and literally just tell you whatever you want to hear.
We're only on day 1 of 2026, and we already have a SoMe banger. This might be a good year after all.
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
We're only on day 1 of 2026, and we already have a SoMe banger. This might be a good year after all.
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Car traffic is a DDoS attack on cities.
August 13, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Car traffic is a DDoS attack on cities.
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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Ordet “dominanskultur” optrådte ikke i afsnittet om forholdet til USA, pudsigt nok 🤔 #nytårstale
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Ordet “dominanskultur” optrådte ikke i afsnittet om forholdet til USA, pudsigt nok 🤔 #nytårstale
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
Det var så den jul.
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Det var så den jul.
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“many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers” is deep wisdom and you don’t need to reproduce to embrace it!
one unexpected outlook change from being a dad is taking the self care people 10x more seriously when it comes to dealing with weirdly directed anger and rage (including Online). many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers
December 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers” is deep wisdom and you don’t need to reproduce to embrace it!
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By the kebab van on the edge of the business park the Deliveroo drivers are making a fire from fallen branches to keep warm. Welcome to the future, 2026 style
December 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
By the kebab van on the edge of the business park the Deliveroo drivers are making a fire from fallen branches to keep warm. Welcome to the future, 2026 style
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what a shocking turn of events
who could’ve seen this coming
who could’ve seen this coming
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
what a shocking turn of events
who could’ve seen this coming
who could’ve seen this coming
In 2025, these albums have been most in rotation for me. No big surprises - Zappa live oddities & US Punk. I sort of rediscovered Hurt Me this year; such a great album, so punk. No major pop album for me in 2025 - maybe I tripped on 80’s metal instead.
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
In 2025, these albums have been most in rotation for me. No big surprises - Zappa live oddities & US Punk. I sort of rediscovered Hurt Me this year; such a great album, so punk. No major pop album for me in 2025 - maybe I tripped on 80’s metal instead.