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Lars Fischer
@lpfischer.bsky.social
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Unix geek turned strategic planner. Introvert turned international relations professional. Bisexual feminist turned parent of a trans man. Dane, lives in Copenhagen. He / him.

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.
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lpfischer.bsky.social
Once Upon a Time in the West.
brenttoderian.bsky.social Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 1d
What’s a movie you can watch over and over again?
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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xkcd.com
Car Size

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4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
lpfischer.bsky.social
Uldtot #lørdagskilling #caturday
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
lpfischer.bsky.social
Ej, men sådan skal det jo gå, når man spiller uden Froholdt. #fordanmark
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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anxiousrage.blacksky.app
Every AITA I read is either one or the other:

Woman: my husband refuses to relive himself anywhere other than in a bucket in the living room. AITA for asking him to stop?

Men: my wife just got a lung transplant and her breathing sounds different. AITA for asking for a divorce?
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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tomskovloekke.bsky.social
✍️ Claus Nørregaard.🍿🍿
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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xkcd.com
Big and Little Spoons

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4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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measuredandslow.bsky.social
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
lpfischer.bsky.social
Trolling level 500.
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
lpfischer.bsky.social
Glædelig mortens aften til dem der fejrer 🦆

Vi snød og holdt mortens aften i går. Hos os er det altid med traditionel langtidsstegt vand, sæsonens første hjemmelavede rødkål, etc, og det kan jeg ikke finde tiden til på en hverdag.
Roasted duck, sitting on a kitchen counter.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social
9-10 November 1938 | The November Pogrom – a pogrom against the Jews throughout Nazi Germany. Hundreds were killed (or died by suicide), 30,000 men arrested and incarcerated in concentration camps, over 1,000 synagogues burnt, over 7,000 Jewish businesses destroyed or damaged.
Black and white photograph showing a two story synagoguge building engulfed in flames, with a large crowd gathered outside observing the scene. Interior of the damaged Synagogue, showing debris-covered floors and damaged arches. Black and white historical photograph showing people passing by the damaged storefront with broken windows and debris visible.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
lpfischer.bsky.social
Der er fart på hos Hjulmand. #fodbold #bundesliga
List of scores in soccer game, 4 goals in the first 27 minutes.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
lpfischer.bsky.social
Det var på tide. Kan man ikke bare bliver her?
Screen image from Fantasy Hike game showing a bridge over a river, buildings, and mountains in the background, with the text “Reached Riverdale”.
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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pinknews.bsky.social
Nearly 200 anti-LGBTQ+ Christian leaders have been accused of child abuse this year alone
200 anti-LGBTQ+ Christian leaders have been accused of child abuse this year alone
Nearly 200 anti-LGBTQ+ Christian leaders have reportedly faced accusations of child abuse, according to a list by journalist Evan Hurst.
www.thepinknews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
lpfischer.bsky.social
Hvor mange sider skal der til at skrive “jeg er en klaphat”?

Det må være en pixibog.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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themorrancave.bsky.social
What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?

This.

This is what you get.
X Post by Michael Adams, Kentucky Secretary of State: "We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry."
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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mirrou64.bsky.social
Spred Knuds harme og stærke ord.
sarahbeck.bsky.social Sarah Beck @sarahbeck.bsky.social · 13d
Knud Romer 💯
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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oernekiggeren.bsky.social
En sjov lille gennemgang af et kryptisk billede Homeland Security tweetede for et par måneder siden. Ikke super vigtigt men ret morsomt da det viser måden uvidende mennesker griber fat i enhver ting der tilsyneladende udstiller formåede fjender. Tweetet har pt 69000 likes og 1000 svar.
November 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
lpfischer.bsky.social
Manchester City & Bournemouth mødes simpelthen i en direkte kamp om andenpladsen i #pldk. I 10. runde. Det havde jeg ikke set komme.
November 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
lpfischer.bsky.social
Jeg kan se, at alt er som det plejer i Liverpool #pldk
October 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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deadder.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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tuekiaer.bsky.social
c'est magnifique 🤌
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
lpfischer.bsky.social
Hold da op …
October 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social
25 November 1894 | A Dutch Jew, Bob Hanf, was born in Amsterdam. A painter, writer, violinist & composer.

He was arrested on 23 April 1944 & incarcerated in #Westerbork. From there, he was deported to #Auschwitz where he perished in September 1944.
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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tomflood.bsky.social
parking over everything.
a church and a parking lot One of these places is considered a holy ground & untouchable that must be protected at all costs and only discussed with the utmost reverence - the other is a church.
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM