Loree (it rhymes with Marie)
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Loree (it rhymes with Marie)
@loreemonkey.bsky.social
Queer fat disabled neurodivergent polyamorous antiracist antifascist antiwar nonbinary they/them gender goblin disaster bisexual ex-Texan in the Coast Salish PNW. I’ve been doing social media wrong since before it was invented!
Oh goddamn it. With how they’re treating Black and trans folks, the leadership here is doing a speed run in turning this place into post-Elon Twitter. I thought we’d have more time. Turning my back on all social media and walking into the lake is looking better and better every day.
Let me get this straight: Link, a Black user, got banned for calling out the Bluesky CEO for following a racist. That’s not a good look, especially given Bluesky’s historical treatment of Black users here on bluesky.
October 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Place names from the frontier days are often inappropriate. My industry often uses geographic features as site names. Today, I performed remote maintenance on a site that fits both criteria, and I am now dead from saying “whiskey dick” in a work-appropriate context more times than I can count. 🥃🍆🤣💀
October 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just this week I was talking with my partner about the polio vaccination efforts with her chimp colony. She once came to visit my school, and while I was too starstruck to remember a single damn word of our exchange, I do remember her genuine kindness and patience. Farewell to a dedicated scientist.
Jane Goodall, legendary primatologist, has died at age 91
Jane Goodall, primatologist who transformed our understanding of the lives of apes, has died, according to an announcement from the Jane Goodall Institute.
www.npr.org
October 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I FOUND THE TAMALE LADY AAAAAAA
September 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Me: *has a bad POTS day*
Me: *overdoes it while cleaning*
Him: “You know you can’t bully your way out of your disability, right?”
Me: “Shut up you don’t know meeeeeeee”
September 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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You are not bad or wrong for wanting to burn the whole f*cking world down, especially when your "fight" trauma response is triggered.

Lots of people probably have no idea how heroically restrained you've actually been this whole time. Respect.
September 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A package was supposedly delivered today, but there’s been no sign of it. Inside is a haint bottle, hand-decorated by a fiction author who is also a spiritual practitioner in New Orleans. I wonder if was taken, and if so, whether it’ll show up on my doorstep later tonight with an apology note?
September 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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This week has been a long year. But you know what to do. 😍
September 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Shingles vax immune response is no joke, y’all. Two hours later, all parts of my musculoskeletal system are trying to declare themselves sovereign citizens & my glasses are too heavy to tolerate. Going to bed now before Nurse Borkyface starts yelling at me. If anyone needs me, check under the dog.
September 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This is Sera, who unmakes the guest bed to build a nest for supervising my workday, pines & mopes when I leave the house, and if I overdo it she YELLS AT ME and herds me to bed. Even though she lived with him 90% of her life, I should stop calling her my partner’s dog. She says she’s mine now.
September 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Update: Experiments with fluticasone pretreatment still a success, down to 2 layers of tegaderm, no hydrocolloid. My allergy is bad enough that I won’t risk direct contact with the adhesive, but if I can get to 1 layer of teg, I can likely tolerate the newer sensor models with the same prep method.
Success! Skin prep with fluticasone seems to have prevented my usual chemical burn-ish reaction to the sensor adhesive. Today we try again, but with one less layer of Tegaderm. 🤞
New Dexcom recommendation from my med team: Prep skin with a Flonase base layer. I don’t want to change too many variables at once, so I’m repeating the last experiment of intact sensor atop hydrocolloid + 3 layers of Tegaderm. (Don’t develop a medical adhesive allergy, kids.)
September 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I woke up swinging at 3am, ready to fistfight a god & win. In my dream I kept trying to go back in time to save a high school classmate I haven’t spoken to in 30+ years & was never close to. It’d be way too weird to contact them & ask if they’re ok - we’re only connected on LinkedIn, which, ew.
September 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Tell me where you are from using only two words:

All y’all.
Mac jacket.
September 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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We Have AI Now
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
August 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
It’s 1am & a small plane is making tight low circles between my house & a nearby municipal airport. Found their emergency # since I’d rather be the 20th person to report a problem than ignore it. I hope this turns out to be a nothingburger & everything turns out ok. 😢
August 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Important update! My partner used to work with the dude, and says my read is entirely correct!
Whoever put the start button in the center of the screen in Windows 11 is an ableist sociopath and the biggest dipshit on the fucking planet. Only someone who fundamentally hates all users who aren’t on the “correct” level of computer literacy changes default functionality at such a basic level.
August 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Whoever put the start button in the center of the screen in Windows 11 is an ableist sociopath and the biggest dipshit on the fucking planet. Only someone who fundamentally hates all users who aren’t on the “correct” level of computer literacy changes default functionality at such a basic level.
August 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Bad car day. Exploding car a few blocks away at 3am. Used my booster battery 5x because my power issue is still 🤷, & battery had to go in the freezer for a few min because it got too hot at work. Flat tire <1mi from home. Once that’s fixed tomorrow I’m spending the rest of the weekend in bed dammit
August 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Turns out it wasn’t an M80… www.federalwaymirror.com/news/explosi...
August 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Someone in my neighborhood thinks it’s funny to set off an M80 at 3:09 am on a weekday, after which I never really got back to sleep. May they have an uncontrollable mustelid infestation in their underwear drawer and forever reek of weasel piss.
August 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Another grifter who made the lives of me and those I love measurably worse by his toxic influence. May he rest in piss.
James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
August 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Confidential to the male-presenting driver of the vehicle emblazoned with LONE WOLF:

Sir. You drive a Tesla. You wear backward hats and Ed Hardy shirts. Having an odious personality and being so selfish in bed that nobody will date you more than twice? That’s not a lone wolf. That’s a fuckboy.
August 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Benefits of having a discontinued car with a loyal following: Owners group forums. I think I’ve finally figured out my mystery electrical issue - a faulty door-open sensor is in conspiracy with a cranky tailgate latch. Literally, my battery is getting tired because my car is butthurt.
July 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM