Loree (it rhymes with Marie)
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Loree (it rhymes with Marie)
@loreemonkey.bsky.social
Queer fat disabled neurodivergent polyamorous antiracist antifascist antiwar nonbinary they/them gender goblin disaster bisexual ex-Texan in the Coast Salish PNW. I’ve been doing social media wrong since before it was invented!
Ask YouTube and ye shall receive - although for best effect, I recommend coming across him completely at random.
Unicycling Darth Vader upgrades to Flaming Bagpipes - Keep Portland Weird - The Unipiper *Official*
YouTube video by The Unipiper
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October 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Mustn’t forget his Darth Vader costume!
October 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
For some (🧊) reason the vendors who used to set up stands at the vacant lot up the road haven’t been there for a while, so I feared never finding her again. But today was the perfect combo of seeing her, having cash, and being able to buy her last ones so she could go home.
September 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I don’t think LG is good at things with moving parts. A constantly-breaking washer is why I’ll never buy another of their products again. Mine kept shaking its wiring loose and eating control boards, and later I learned that model would sometimes throw its drum and kinda explode.
September 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If it were Amazon or one of the delivery companies, that’s a legit concern. But this one came USPS, and it wasn’t our usual mail carrier’s day off.
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s day 3 and there’s still no sign of my haint bottle. While it does have personal meaning, it’s more due to folk art appreciation than belief — but I certainly hope whoever has it now really needed it and/or has the day they deserve.
September 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I had my doc halve my cyclo dose because it was *too* good at sleep. Even at 5mg I need to make sure I fall asleep in a good position or I can wake up more sore than before I took it - sometimes I won’t move all night.
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Yep. Also in Seattle, with good insurance, in the highest tier plan my company offers. I still can’t schedule a physical with my APRN PCP less than 2 months out.
September 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Update: Someone in my house reports that it was the state patrol buzzing the neighborhood at let-me-go-the-fuck-to-sleep o’clock last night. South county cops, ISTG.
August 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
To be clear, I called the airport. If they’re not screaming past the house with lights & sirens to go harass the homeless, our local PD is totally out of their comfort zone. My partner once saw our Keystone Kops haul out the helicopter to buzz a neighbor swimming in the lake with a resistance buoy.
August 30, 2025 at 8:43 AM