Loree (it rhymes with Marie)
@loreemonkey.bsky.social
Queer fat disabled neurodivergent polyamorous antiracist antifascist antiwar nonbinary they/them gender goblin disaster bisexual ex-Texan in the Coast Salish PNW. I’ve been doing social media wrong since before it was invented!
This is Sera, who unmakes the guest bed to build a nest for supervising my workday, pines & mopes when I leave the house, and if I overdo it she YELLS AT ME and herds me to bed. Even though she lived with him 90% of her life, I should stop calling her my partner’s dog. She says she’s mine now.
September 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This is Sera, who unmakes the guest bed to build a nest for supervising my workday, pines & mopes when I leave the house, and if I overdo it she YELLS AT ME and herds me to bed. Even though she lived with him 90% of her life, I should stop calling her my partner’s dog. She says she’s mine now.
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Me upon seeing the latest envelope from Global Tetrahedron on the table:
“Oh, I wonder how @theonion.com is going to be more truthful than the New York Times today?”
Dear reader, I was not disappointed.
“Oh, I wonder how @theonion.com is going to be more truthful than the New York Times today?”
Dear reader, I was not disappointed.
July 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Me upon seeing the latest envelope from Global Tetrahedron on the table:
“Oh, I wonder how @theonion.com is going to be more truthful than the New York Times today?”
Dear reader, I was not disappointed.
“Oh, I wonder how @theonion.com is going to be more truthful than the New York Times today?”
Dear reader, I was not disappointed.
It’s going to be a hot day today, so I put on my new tank top because nobody needs 🧊
July 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s going to be a hot day today, so I put on my new tank top because nobody needs 🧊
Wake up, babe. New phishing scam just dropped.
Second one of these I’ve received today, URL redacted out of an abundance of caution, but a .live domain? COME ONNNNN
Second one of these I’ve received today, URL redacted out of an abundance of caution, but a .live domain? COME ONNNNN
June 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Wake up, babe. New phishing scam just dropped.
Second one of these I’ve received today, URL redacted out of an abundance of caution, but a .live domain? COME ONNNNN
Second one of these I’ve received today, URL redacted out of an abundance of caution, but a .live domain? COME ONNNNN
*taps the sign*
June 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
*taps the sign*
I haven’t had the energy for full femme in a while, but it feels like my birthday was a good time for it. So this is 50, huh?
June 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I haven’t had the energy for full femme in a while, but it feels like my birthday was a good time for it. So this is 50, huh?
Since my computer was useless due to a major OS update today, it gave me the opportunity to take a company car up to Whidbey Island to resolve a work errand that has been far more frustrating than it should. But I got a few pics from the ferry - my phone’s camera is *shockingly* good.
May 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Since my computer was useless due to a major OS update today, it gave me the opportunity to take a company car up to Whidbey Island to resolve a work errand that has been far more frustrating than it should. But I got a few pics from the ferry - my phone’s camera is *shockingly* good.
May 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
What the actual fuck, @amnesty.org - I expect this kind of manipulative marketing bullshit from a scammer who’s been trying to reach me about my car’s extended warranty. Excellent way to alienate a donor and send your mailings directly to the recycling bin, folks.
April 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What the actual fuck, @amnesty.org - I expect this kind of manipulative marketing bullshit from a scammer who’s been trying to reach me about my car’s extended warranty. Excellent way to alienate a donor and send your mailings directly to the recycling bin, folks.
Here’s the app. Do you seen anything that looks like navigation functionality here? What left carat, Apple? WHAT. FUCKING. LEFT. CARAT???
February 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Here’s the app. Do you seen anything that looks like navigation functionality here? What left carat, Apple? WHAT. FUCKING. LEFT. CARAT???
Here’s the “help” text. Clear instruction, right?
February 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Here’s the “help” text. Clear instruction, right?
Forgot to post this when it happened on Monday. Would you look at this majestic bullshit?
I had sunshine through more falling snow this morning, with even more in the forecast this week. Rare weather for hilly, temperate Seattle, and makes me even happier to work from home most of the time.
I had sunshine through more falling snow this morning, with even more in the forecast this week. Rare weather for hilly, temperate Seattle, and makes me even happier to work from home most of the time.
February 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Forgot to post this when it happened on Monday. Would you look at this majestic bullshit?
I had sunshine through more falling snow this morning, with even more in the forecast this week. Rare weather for hilly, temperate Seattle, and makes me even happier to work from home most of the time.
I had sunshine through more falling snow this morning, with even more in the forecast this week. Rare weather for hilly, temperate Seattle, and makes me even happier to work from home most of the time.
We saw what we saw. And I think it’s time for me to finish this piece and frame it.
January 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
We saw what we saw. And I think it’s time for me to finish this piece and frame it.
Shut up, Carrot. You don’t know me.
January 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Shut up, Carrot. You don’t know me.
Who in Seattle sent me this card? Hand-addressed to the government name I haven’t used socially since the 80s. Don’t recognize the signature, no return address. I don’t think it’s from a friend, bank, doctor, work, relatives (not local & don’t have my address), or anyone involved in the house sale?
December 31, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Who in Seattle sent me this card? Hand-addressed to the government name I haven’t used socially since the 80s. Don’t recognize the signature, no return address. I don’t think it’s from a friend, bank, doctor, work, relatives (not local & don’t have my address), or anyone involved in the house sale?
5) Use alt text on your images so you aren’t excluding the visually impaired from participating here. The easiest way to remember is to go to Settings ➡️ Accessibility and toggle the switch:
November 17, 2024 at 1:28 AM
5) Use alt text on your images so you aren’t excluding the visually impaired from participating here. The easiest way to remember is to go to Settings ➡️ Accessibility and toggle the switch:
Shirt of the day. Got it during Pride month, but it definitely still applies. (From nerdykeppie.com aka ithaspockets.gay)
November 10, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Shirt of the day. Got it during Pride month, but it definitely still applies. (From nerdykeppie.com aka ithaspockets.gay)
I didn’t make this, but I did commission it from megsmashables.com as a surprise for my partner’s major milestone birthday. The beetato is a visual representation of those times when our brainmeats can’t decide whether we’re bumblebees or potatoes.
November 5, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I didn’t make this, but I did commission it from megsmashables.com as a surprise for my partner’s major milestone birthday. The beetato is a visual representation of those times when our brainmeats can’t decide whether we’re bumblebees or potatoes.
As my banner image says (I cross stitched it myself!), you miss 100% of the Nazis you don’t punch - and Stephen Miller has such a punchable face! storage.googleapis.com/afs-prod/med...
October 28, 2024 at 6:23 AM
As my banner image says (I cross stitched it myself!), you miss 100% of the Nazis you don’t punch - and Stephen Miller has such a punchable face! storage.googleapis.com/afs-prod/med...
Last night in my dreams I got a sucker punch from my subconscious in the form of a visit from my beloved Evil Genius dog, Nicki, who passed 8 years ago this month. Here she is in her favorite lounging position, proving she had no idea how legs work.
August 26, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Last night in my dreams I got a sucker punch from my subconscious in the form of a visit from my beloved Evil Genius dog, Nicki, who passed 8 years ago this month. Here she is in her favorite lounging position, proving she had no idea how legs work.
Repost with your first crush.
GenX kids know what I mean. Wonder Womaaaaaaannnn!
GenX kids know what I mean. Wonder Womaaaaaaannnn!
August 25, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Repost with your first crush.
GenX kids know what I mean. Wonder Womaaaaaaannnn!
GenX kids know what I mean. Wonder Womaaaaaaannnn!
Suspicious profile alert - only posts selfies or weird attempts to flirt, only follows women & femmes, and I’m pretty sure I’ve already blocked another profile using the same bland middle aged white dude’s photos.
August 14, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Suspicious profile alert - only posts selfies or weird attempts to flirt, only follows women & femmes, and I’m pretty sure I’ve already blocked another profile using the same bland middle aged white dude’s photos.