Lord Pyro
@lordpyromon.bsky.social
Vtuber/PNGtuber/Video Essayist/Bachelor’s degree in Digital Media Studies
A cynical coffee mug that likes to complain about video games. Ask me about my thoughts on Halo or Sonic The Hedgehog if you want to feel bad.
https://youtube.com/@lordpyromon?si
A cynical coffee mug that likes to complain about video games. Ask me about my thoughts on Halo or Sonic The Hedgehog if you want to feel bad.
https://youtube.com/@lordpyromon?si
I think we found out why Bethesda games have basically turned into mindless looter shooters.
Someone's gotta take the mic away from this former Bethesda dev
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I think we found out why Bethesda games have basically turned into mindless looter shooters.
It feels like a good time to mention that only five people were killed in the Boston Massacre.
Five people were all it took.
Five people were all it took.
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
It feels like a good time to mention that only five people were killed in the Boston Massacre.
Five people were all it took.
Five people were all it took.
The year only just begun and we already have a controversial new release on our hands: Highguard. Made by Wildlight Entertainment, a studio made up of former Respawn employees, the game is... mediocre. But does it deserve the amount of hate that's been flung its way by the wider gaming community?
The Preventable Failure Of Highguard
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February 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The year only just begun and we already have a controversial new release on our hands: Highguard. Made by Wildlight Entertainment, a studio made up of former Respawn employees, the game is... mediocre. But does it deserve the amount of hate that's been flung its way by the wider gaming community?
Holy shit next year will be 20 years since the city of Boston mistook Lite Brites of cartoon characters for bombs lol
HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
February 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Holy shit next year will be 20 years since the city of Boston mistook Lite Brites of cartoon characters for bombs lol
I consider myself heterosexual only because Leon Kennedy is not real.
If Chris Chan’s multiversal merge ever happens…
If Chris Chan’s multiversal merge ever happens…
Shout out to the women at Capcom who were apparently so dedicated in making sure Leon looked right for Resident Evil 9 because goddamn
February 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I consider myself heterosexual only because Leon Kennedy is not real.
If Chris Chan’s multiversal merge ever happens…
If Chris Chan’s multiversal merge ever happens…
Touch screens are the single worst thing to happen to modern UI design.
Sony has patented a touchscreen PlayStation controller that lets players reposition and resize the buttons.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-ha...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-ha...
Sony has patented a touchscreen PlayStation controller that lets players choose where to put the buttons | VGC
Standard controllers aren’t comfortable for everyone…
www.videogameschronicle.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Touch screens are the single worst thing to happen to modern UI design.
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Even if coincidental, “4chan really went downhill after moot started hanging out with that Jeffrey Epstein guy” is such a brain-melting sentence.
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Even if coincidental, “4chan really went downhill after moot started hanging out with that Jeffrey Epstein guy” is such a brain-melting sentence.
I was kinda hoping they’d pull a Game Of Thrones and just start making shit up after a while, it would’ve been funny to see how far off the rails they could go before they crash and burn.
‘It certainly seems that way’: Season 3 of The Last of Us could be its last, HBO's boss has hinted.
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‘It certainly seems that way’: Season 3 of The Last of Us could be its last, HBO boss hints | VGC
HBO’s boss says ‘it seems’ The Last of Us will end with Season 3…
vgc.news
January 31, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I was kinda hoping they’d pull a Game Of Thrones and just start making shit up after a while, it would’ve been funny to see how far off the rails they could go before they crash and burn.
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Wake me up when we get a new Innistrad set.
I just want my vampires back, man.
I just want my vampires back, man.
Some Magic: the Gathering players attending the Lorwyn Eclipsed pre-release events got an unwanted surprise: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. https://bit.ly/45Jen3A
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Wake me up when we get a new Innistrad set.
I just want my vampires back, man.
I just want my vampires back, man.
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How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago
Oh I was way off base on who would start the video game crash…
Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Oh I was way off base on who would start the video game crash…
What a damn hurricane of a video.
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 AM
What a damn hurricane of a video.
Rare Xbox w
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January 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Rare Xbox w
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
Not even a month in and this is already the worst year ever
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Not even a month in and this is already the worst year ever
The greatest failure of our ancestors is that they never tried to domesticate bears.
January 30, 2026 at 10:44 AM
The greatest failure of our ancestors is that they never tried to domesticate bears.
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I’m not going to repost the abomination that he’s made, but please know that Darren Aronofsky sucks shit and always has. May I suggest watching the sublime filmography of the late Satoshi Kon instead (the person he not so subtlety ripped off)? Can’t really go wrong with anything in his catalogue! 💜
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I’m not going to repost the abomination that he’s made, but please know that Darren Aronofsky sucks shit and always has. May I suggest watching the sublime filmography of the late Satoshi Kon instead (the person he not so subtlety ripped off)? Can’t really go wrong with anything in his catalogue! 💜
First time since Rebel Moon that I’ve seen a director threaten to release an extended cut
Return to Silent Hill may have only released in theaters last week, but director Christophe Gans has already confirmed that a longer Director’s Cut exists. bit.ly/4qMdyPH
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 AM
First time since Rebel Moon that I’ve seen a director threaten to release an extended cut
“Ohohoho, this is delicious!”
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 AM
“Ohohoho, this is delicious!”
Blocking everyone with quotes and replies disabled because WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE THEN?!?!
January 30, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Blocking everyone with quotes and replies disabled because WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE THEN?!?!
It’s always funny to witness the moment a younger Gen Z or Gen Alpha learns that “cooked” is not a new slang word.
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 AM
It’s always funny to witness the moment a younger Gen Z or Gen Alpha learns that “cooked” is not a new slang word.
“tOdD hOwArD hAtEs ThE NcR!!!”
January 29, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“tOdD hOwArD hAtEs ThE NcR!!!”
>Sisu director making a Rambo movie
>Looks inside
>Starring Noah Centineo and produced by The Russo Brothers
>Looks inside
>Starring Noah Centineo and produced by The Russo Brothers
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
>Sisu director making a Rambo movie
>Looks inside
>Starring Noah Centineo and produced by The Russo Brothers
>Looks inside
>Starring Noah Centineo and produced by The Russo Brothers
This was such a deeply uncomfortable video to watch even back then.
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
This was such a deeply uncomfortable video to watch even back then.