Elissa
@loosepolygon.bsky.social
Programmer, 3D artist, thing creator, people respecter
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Elissa
@loosepolygon.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Flora relaxing by the ocean
My first time animating and using a drawn artstyle in Blender, a very fun learning experience
My first time animating and using a drawn artstyle in Blender, a very fun learning experience
magnificent teal rainbow uwu
If you've ever wondered what's up lately on the Japanese forums, they're currently fighting over what color Hatsune Miku's hair is
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
magnificent teal rainbow uwu
There will never be a programmer joke better than this:
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
January 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
There will never be a programmer joke better than this:
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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I hate small talk. no more of this "how are you today?", it's time for large talk. "what's your greatest fear?" "dying alone, you?" "that none of my friends like having me around, I had another nightmare about it recently. would you like to sign up for our rewards program?"
December 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I hate small talk. no more of this "how are you today?", it's time for large talk. "what's your greatest fear?" "dying alone, you?" "that none of my friends like having me around, I had another nightmare about it recently. would you like to sign up for our rewards program?"
![dialog options from Vampire: the Masquerade - Reckoning of New York: "Eat shit.", "Piss off. Or yourself.", and "[Let him come.]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:llnrbmpg2mgzhthqszdx3rgu/bafkreibrqncjx7ebh3ozj6r4esparwdfkckerituwqgtxtr6bzuesc3q4e@jpeg)
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life
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bring back this color palette
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
bring back this color palette
maybe it's cause I just woke up but this broke my brain. it's like if you handed a medieval peasant a tablet with a video playing on it
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
maybe it's cause I just woke up but this broke my brain. it's like if you handed a medieval peasant a tablet with a video playing on it
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big fan of this genre of video ^^
(fake screenshot i drew yesterday)
(fake screenshot i drew yesterday)
September 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
big fan of this genre of video ^^
(fake screenshot i drew yesterday)
(fake screenshot i drew yesterday)
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look I know it'd be easy to just let it go now that we're on the other side of it but guess what that's exactly how this charade has gone on for so long we simply cannot let them continue getting away with this
March 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
look I know it'd be easy to just let it go now that we're on the other side of it but guess what that's exactly how this charade has gone on for so long we simply cannot let them continue getting away with this
Flora relaxing by the ocean
My first time animating and using a drawn artstyle in Blender, a very fun learning experience
My first time animating and using a drawn artstyle in Blender, a very fun learning experience
October 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Flora relaxing by the ocean
My first time animating and using a drawn artstyle in Blender, a very fun learning experience
My first time animating and using a drawn artstyle in Blender, a very fun learning experience
obsessed with this wikiHow tutorial on how to drive a car that's 2 minutes long
October 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
obsessed with this wikiHow tutorial on how to drive a car that's 2 minutes long
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videogames have gone too far
September 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
videogames have gone too far
when someone asks you to draw a bullet hole but you only know how to draw spider webs
August 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
when someone asks you to draw a bullet hole but you only know how to draw spider webs
I made a Guns of Icarus clip compilation to prove people still play: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X18Z...
Guns of Icarus Best Moments 2021-2025
YouTube video by loosepolygon
www.youtube.com
July 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I made a Guns of Icarus clip compilation to prove people still play: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X18Z...
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This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century
It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society
Please direct people to this version
It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society
Please direct people to this version
November 11, 2023 at 9:20 PM
This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century
It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society
Please direct people to this version
It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society
Please direct people to this version