Julianne Helinek
@lookitsjulianne.bsky.social
Philly born, New Yorker now. Posts on Philly sports, progressive politics, and Taylor Swift. Dreaming big and fighting hard.
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I want to share the story of what my mom did on Election Day in Pennsylvania.
It’s been painful to think about in the wake of the loss, but it also makes me burst with pride and is emblematic of the country I want to live in—the country I hope we still have when this is all over.
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It’s been painful to think about in the wake of the loss, but it also makes me burst with pride and is emblematic of the country I want to live in—the country I hope we still have when this is all over.
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Teenagers are “too young” to make decisions on gender affirming care.
They’re “too young to vote”.
They’re too young to drink.
But they’re not too young to be sex trafficked and raped by Epstein and all his rich pals?
Be serious please.
They’re “too young to vote”.
They’re too young to drink.
But they’re not too young to be sex trafficked and raped by Epstein and all his rich pals?
Be serious please.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Teenagers are “too young” to make decisions on gender affirming care.
They’re “too young to vote”.
They’re too young to drink.
But they’re not too young to be sex trafficked and raped by Epstein and all his rich pals?
Be serious please.
They’re “too young to vote”.
They’re too young to drink.
But they’re not too young to be sex trafficked and raped by Epstein and all his rich pals?
Be serious please.
Has anyone talked to an actual 15 year old lately? They are so, so, so young. This is just sick.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Has anyone talked to an actual 15 year old lately? They are so, so, so young. This is just sick.
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Not sure “He was raping teenagers, not raping children” lands with the qualifier impact Megyn Kelly intended.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Not sure “He was raping teenagers, not raping children” lands with the qualifier impact Megyn Kelly intended.
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
This is what I’m confused about. Everyone has been waiting with bated breath for evidence that Trump participated or knew - but this allegation has been out there for years. Like, don’t we know this already?
(Friendly reminder that a woman’s testimony *is in itself* evidence)
(Friendly reminder that a woman’s testimony *is in itself* evidence)
Why is Katie Johnson forgotten?
Her allegation of being raped by Trump when she was 13 - at Epstein’s house - seems quite credible, and even more so with the revelations coming out now.
Her allegation of being raped by Trump when she was 13 - at Epstein’s house - seems quite credible, and even more so with the revelations coming out now.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This is what I’m confused about. Everyone has been waiting with bated breath for evidence that Trump participated or knew - but this allegation has been out there for years. Like, don’t we know this already?
(Friendly reminder that a woman’s testimony *is in itself* evidence)
(Friendly reminder that a woman’s testimony *is in itself* evidence)
Hey announcers: most of the Philadelphians who booed Santa are dead by now. Because it happened in 1968.
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Hey announcers: most of the Philadelphians who booed Santa are dead by now. Because it happened in 1968.
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Now that my cortisol level has come down, I just wanna say:
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Now that my cortisol level has come down, I just wanna say:
I love my country Philadelphia
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I love my country Philadelphia
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lose to the Eagles: are you fucking kidding me, we lost to the guy who finished 7th in a delco Novak Djokovic lookalike competition and ate two tennis balls to celebrate
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
lose to the Eagles: are you fucking kidding me, we lost to the guy who finished 7th in a delco Novak Djokovic lookalike competition and ate two tennis balls to celebrate
One of our more boneheaded wins in a while
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
One of our more boneheaded wins in a while
I am loving how many celebratory f-bombs the mics just picked up
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I am loving how many celebratory f-bombs the mics just picked up
My three-part plan to win this game:
1. Change spikes at halftime
2. Fire Patullo into sun
3. Throw to AJ Brown
1. Change spikes at halftime
2. Fire Patullo into sun
3. Throw to AJ Brown
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My three-part plan to win this game:
1. Change spikes at halftime
2. Fire Patullo into sun
3. Throw to AJ Brown
1. Change spikes at halftime
2. Fire Patullo into sun
3. Throw to AJ Brown
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Imagine getting your elite receivers involved in any way
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Imagine getting your elite receivers involved in any way
I am back on my Kevin Patullo haterade until further notice.
I’ve been Kevin Patullo’s #1 hater but that was a well-called drive. Just have to protect the football.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I am back on my Kevin Patullo haterade until further notice.
Find you a man who loves you as much as Kevin Patullo loves a coward’s draw on 3rd and long
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Find you a man who loves you as much as Kevin Patullo loves a coward’s draw on 3rd and long
…didn’t love that one though.
I’ve been Kevin Patullo’s #1 hater but that was a well-called drive. Just have to protect the football.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
…didn’t love that one though.
I’ve been Kevin Patullo’s #1 hater but that was a well-called drive. Just have to protect the football.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’ve been Kevin Patullo’s #1 hater but that was a well-called drive. Just have to protect the football.
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yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
Weird, I thought baseball was a dying sport nobody cared about anymore
Game 7 of the 2025 World Series averaged 51million viewers combined across the United States, Canada, and Japan making it the most-watched MLB game in 34 years, since Game 7 of the 1991 World Series.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Weird, I thought baseball was a dying sport nobody cared about anymore
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
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Today is yet another good day to stop using Twitter entirely.
(So is every other day.)
(So is every other day.)
Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Today is yet another good day to stop using Twitter entirely.
(So is every other day.)
(So is every other day.)
Marjorie Taylor Greene waking up one day and deciding to make sense sometimes is one of the funnier developments of 2025
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I wouldn't vote for Andrew Cuomo...All these women came out with these accusations against him which I found pretty disgusting. And then the Covid lockdowns and all the people's parents and grandparents who died in nursing homes."
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene waking up one day and deciding to make sense sometimes is one of the funnier developments of 2025
NYT Ed Board to pitchers: "we’ve thought about it long and hard, and we think you should throw strikes"
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
NYT Ed Board to pitchers: "we’ve thought about it long and hard, and we think you should throw strikes"
Thanks, Captain Obvious
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Thanks, Captain Obvious