Swan Ronson
@longratulations.bsky.social
GenX cat dad to 4 cat boys. Fuck the fascists. Post orange cunts face? BLOCK. No crypto, no porn, no maga. No only fans either, sorry ladies. I know I'm irresistible, I'm both a Cat and a Swan!
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Swan Ronson
@longratulations.bsky.social
· Dec 12
Borrowed from @ontja.bsky.social and amended due to my vehement anti Trump face policy. Besides which, Ralph is smarter.
Someone is always there - Repost from @thetrumpcrisis.bsky.social
National Suicide Prevention Hotlines
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
13 11 14 (Australia)
1737 call or text (New Zealand)
National Suicide Prevention Hotlines
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
13 11 14 (Australia)
1737 call or text (New Zealand)
December 31, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Someone is always there - Repost from @thetrumpcrisis.bsky.social
National Suicide Prevention Hotlines
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
13 11 14 (Australia)
1737 call or text (New Zealand)
National Suicide Prevention Hotlines
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
13 11 14 (Australia)
1737 call or text (New Zealand)
Borrowed from @ontja.bsky.social and amended due to my vehement anti Trump face policy. Besides which, Ralph is smarter.
December 12, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Borrowed from @ontja.bsky.social and amended due to my vehement anti Trump face policy. Besides which, Ralph is smarter.
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2nd attempt, these guys are nuts trying to follow EVERYONE back! 🤣
December 6, 2024 at 8:15 AM
2nd attempt, these guys are nuts trying to follow EVERYONE back! 🤣
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No matter how old you are, if you sit on an office spinning chair, you spin
December 4, 2024 at 2:36 PM
No matter how old you are, if you sit on an office spinning chair, you spin
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[on death bed]
I caught a man cold.
I caught a man cold.
December 4, 2024 at 1:25 PM
[on death bed]
I caught a man cold.
I caught a man cold.
Men: Toxic masculinity is not cool. Never was, never will be.
Now I’ve heard it all. Today I was told that feminism is the reason that misogyny and patriarchal values are worse now than fifty years ago.
That if women went back into the kitchen, gave up their jobs and focused on being good wives and mothers - men would behave better. 🧵/1
That if women went back into the kitchen, gave up their jobs and focused on being good wives and mothers - men would behave better. 🧵/1
December 4, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Men: Toxic masculinity is not cool. Never was, never will be.
I'll settle for no longer living, it's a good runner up present.
December 4, 2024 at 9:33 AM
I'll settle for no longer living, it's a good runner up present.
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me sitting at a counter with a spread of tools and sweat pouring down my face as i try to figure out how to defuse a bath bomb
December 4, 2024 at 3:51 AM
me sitting at a counter with a spread of tools and sweat pouring down my face as i try to figure out how to defuse a bath bomb
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wow I can’t believe the billionaire pedophile who goes to pedophile island and owns the nazi pedophile website would call it pedosky that’s so crazy
November 28, 2024 at 1:35 AM
wow I can’t believe the billionaire pedophile who goes to pedophile island and owns the nazi pedophile website would call it pedosky that’s so crazy
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Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
DO NOT OBEY AT ALL. FUCK THE FASCISTS
November 27, 2024 at 8:58 AM
DO NOT OBEY AT ALL. FUCK THE FASCISTS
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All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole.
Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁
Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁
November 25, 2024 at 5:07 AM
All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole.
Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁
Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁
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Some person in an ancient society was annoyed enough with their cat to make this. Honesty, relatable.
November 25, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Some person in an ancient society was annoyed enough with their cat to make this. Honesty, relatable.
One of my favourite things when reliving the music from my youth is remembering I hated that song then, and still do now. (I used to hate that song, I still do, but I used to, too)
November 23, 2024 at 3:10 PM
One of my favourite things when reliving the music from my youth is remembering I hated that song then, and still do now. (I used to hate that song, I still do, but I used to, too)
@bewitched68.bsky.social Thank you for your posts, I've been able to re-follow many of the accounts from the last place thanks to you. Not all heroes wear capes!
a man with long hair and a beard is saying " thank you eternally "
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is saying " thank you eternally "
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 12:56 PM
@bewitched68.bsky.social Thank you for your posts, I've been able to re-follow many of the accounts from the last place thanks to you. Not all heroes wear capes!
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Now more than ever, love each other. Try to choose kindness. Be patient and help when you can. When shit gets overwhelming, take a breath and remind yourself that we're all just trying to get through this.
I hope you have the day you need.
XO
I hope you have the day you need.
XO
November 20, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Now more than ever, love each other. Try to choose kindness. Be patient and help when you can. When shit gets overwhelming, take a breath and remind yourself that we're all just trying to get through this.
I hope you have the day you need.
XO
I hope you have the day you need.
XO
I've had more likes and follows here in half a day than I get on sissyspacex's site in 6 months! If you have fur children, hate the orange blowhard and all of his henchmen (musk, carlson, stone, giuliani, bannon, kirk, and for my fellow Aussies, potato head dutton) we can be friends.
February 20, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I've had more likes and follows here in half a day than I get on sissyspacex's site in 6 months! If you have fur children, hate the orange blowhard and all of his henchmen (musk, carlson, stone, giuliani, bannon, kirk, and for my fellow Aussies, potato head dutton) we can be friends.