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I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!

Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing

Let's roll, buttholes!
Going live with Mass Effect Andromeda! Join me in exploring future Cottage Country: Voeld! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
Future cottage country: Voeld! |First Playthrough |18+
www.twitch.tv
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Everything happens for a reason you know. For example this is happening because a demented pedophile wants to cook the world so an oil company can make more money
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Supports Trump Invading Venezuela

youtu.be/NBrSxfzpSpI
Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Supports Trump Invading Venezuela
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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"triggered", "cancelled", "censored".

The three genders of conservative comedy specials.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Of course. Musk says he’s “going all in” on financing the GOP ahead of the midterms. Keep boycotting Tesla their year-over-year sales are down again. Great work!
Elon Musk indicates he’s ‘going all in’ on financing the GOP again ahead of midterms
After faltering in his plan to found a new ‘America Party’, the world’s richest person is returning to the GOP fold
www.the-independent.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Venezuela. Jesus Christ I feel sick
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 AM
it's DATE NIGHT! Let's find love as a giant monster in Kaichu, the Kaiju dating simulator! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
It's DATE NIGHT! |First Playthrough |18+
www.twitch.tv
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
stop touching the giant spot on my chin
challenge level: impossible
January 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Tonight will be my first Friday Date Night stream and I'll be playing Kaichu! Come watch at 9 EST and help giant monsters find love!
Save 65% on Kaichu - The Kaiju Dating Sim on Steam
Kaichu is a dating sim about kaiju! You play the role of Gigachu, a gigantic romantic looking for love. Meet 6 other eligible kaiju and visit 24 famous landmarks where Gigachu will answer challenging ...
store.steampowered.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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New from Microbetv
Rasmussen Retorts: The anti-vaccine calls are coming from the White House ☎️

Angie Rasmussen joins Vincent to discuss the presidential memorandum ordering RFK Jr to review the US childhood vaccination schedule and revise it to be more like other countries.

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Rasmussen Retorts: The anti-vaccine calls are coming from the White House
YouTube video by MicrobeTV
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January 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Finally had a short burst of inspiration again, so here’s 856 aka Boss Man
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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POV: You had the audacity to eat chips by yourself
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Everyone: "When I see someone talk about MTG, it's never the one I want it to be about."

Me: Here, hope that helps
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The Dogs of 2025

youtu.be/K_1tNbud-8g?...
The Dogs of 2025
YouTube video by WeRateDogs
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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If you start the Dungeons and Dragons movie at 11:56pm tonight, you will begin the new year watching a really great movie.
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Drop some SHIPS 🚀 🚢 🖤 🛩️ 🛸
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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This is great, "Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death," a story where Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who administers the lottery from "The Lottery"

archiveofourown.org/works/733964...
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Anonymous - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This coming week's stream schedule! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
December 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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done! (mostly, will probably do some minor edits and weathering when I get back to my laptop haha) #sinners
December 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM