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I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!

Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing

Let's roll, buttholes!
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The gorgeous bear 99 in the summer of 2025.
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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“Sleepy Joe,” huh?

If you ever used that term as an excuse to vote for this bloated sack of trans fats, may you have the 2026 that you deserve.
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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FAT bear
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Name a badass female character...

Vasquez from Aliens!
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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This little baby, Mint Chip, is the last of our foster kittens to be adopted. If you know anyone in the LA who needs an absolute sweetie who adores laps, blankets, and other cats, they should get in touch with www.santedor.org
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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SHIT GPT - dashare.zone ADMIN
April 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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To be lost and to be found, that is the lifespan of love
#frankenstein
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Stream schedule for this week - I'm calling off tonight because I'm not feeling well; but I'll see you on Thursday to kick off Mass Effect 3!
www.twitch.tv/128grazer
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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If you are at ASTMH in Toronto, come and see us at the Parasites Without Borders booth in hall D.
@microbetv.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I almost choked on air! 🤣 This might be worse than the girl who can't say dulce de leche. I can never look at Schweppes the same way again. If y'all need a laugh, here you go!

🎥 Shabaz Ali
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Way to go, antivaxxers. www.cbc.ca/news/health/...
Canada loses its measles elimination status — as it happened | CBC
www.cbc.ca
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Canadian COVID Forecast: Nov 8 - Nov 21, 2025

SEVERE: AB
VERY HIGH: CAN, MB, NB, NL, North, NS, QC, SK
HIGH: BC, ON, PEI
MODERATE: none

About 1 in 118 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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This is a fucking shame. I looked into it a bit and it seemed like it was typical AI use for game mechanics (i.e. vague). I'm really disappointed and won't be playing now.
Not to be the fun police but I do hope people know that Arc Raiders does use generative AI for voice acting, and by supporting the game you're letting higher-ups know that this is an okay practice.

They try to downplay this on the Steam store page by describing the AI usage as vaguely as possible.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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*Huey Lewis and the News voice* The Power of Lunch
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
the perfect man doesnt exi--
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
going live now and kicking off the end game of Mass Effect 2! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
To the Omega 4 Relay and beyond | First Playthrough | 18+ | RIP Shepard's fish (again)
www.twitch.tv
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Carl’s Jr. is giving people a meal for 1 dollar if they show a SNAP card - just saw it on TikTok.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I am eating a 3 dollar apple atm heads should fucking roll
Thinking about the social stigma against eating fast food in a country where poor people are being starved by the govt, the cost of groceries and fresh vegetables are astronomical, and a cheeseburger at McDonald’s costs $3.50.

“Clean” and “healthy” eating rhetoric is racist, ableist, and classist.
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM