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I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!
Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing
Let's roll, buttholes!
I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!
Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing
Let's roll, buttholes!
Going live with Mass Effect Andromeda! Join me in exploring future Cottage Country: Voeld! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
Future cottage country: Voeld! |First Playthrough |18+
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January 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Going live with Mass Effect Andromeda! Join me in exploring future Cottage Country: Voeld! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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Everything happens for a reason you know. For example this is happening because a demented pedophile wants to cook the world so an oil company can make more money
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Everything happens for a reason you know. For example this is happening because a demented pedophile wants to cook the world so an oil company can make more money
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Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Supports Trump Invading Venezuela
youtu.be/NBrSxfzpSpI
youtu.be/NBrSxfzpSpI
Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Supports Trump Invading Venezuela
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Supports Trump Invading Venezuela
youtu.be/NBrSxfzpSpI
youtu.be/NBrSxfzpSpI
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Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
OTTAWA - This morning, in an unscheduled press statement, the Prime Minister's Office has said that Prime Minister Mark Carney has turned off geolocation services for all his electronic devices "for n...
www.thebeaverton.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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"triggered", "cancelled", "censored".
The three genders of conservative comedy specials.
The three genders of conservative comedy specials.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"triggered", "cancelled", "censored".
The three genders of conservative comedy specials.
The three genders of conservative comedy specials.
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Of course. Musk says he’s “going all in” on financing the GOP ahead of the midterms. Keep boycotting Tesla their year-over-year sales are down again. Great work!
Elon Musk indicates he’s ‘going all in’ on financing the GOP again ahead of midterms
After faltering in his plan to found a new ‘America Party’, the world’s richest person is returning to the GOP fold
www.the-independent.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Of course. Musk says he’s “going all in” on financing the GOP ahead of the midterms. Keep boycotting Tesla their year-over-year sales are down again. Great work!
Venezuela. Jesus Christ I feel sick
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Venezuela. Jesus Christ I feel sick
it's DATE NIGHT! Let's find love as a giant monster in Kaichu, the Kaiju dating simulator! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
It's DATE NIGHT! |First Playthrough |18+
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January 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
it's DATE NIGHT! Let's find love as a giant monster in Kaichu, the Kaiju dating simulator! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
stop touching the giant spot on my chin
challenge level: impossible
challenge level: impossible
January 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
stop touching the giant spot on my chin
challenge level: impossible
challenge level: impossible
Tonight will be my first Friday Date Night stream and I'll be playing Kaichu! Come watch at 9 EST and help giant monsters find love!
Save 65% on Kaichu - The Kaiju Dating Sim on Steam
Kaichu is a dating sim about kaiju! You play the role of Gigachu, a gigantic romantic looking for love. Meet 6 other eligible kaiju and visit 24 famous landmarks where Gigachu will answer challenging ...
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January 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Tonight will be my first Friday Date Night stream and I'll be playing Kaichu! Come watch at 9 EST and help giant monsters find love!
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Rasmussen Retorts: The anti-vaccine calls are coming from the White House ☎️
Angie Rasmussen joins Vincent to discuss the presidential memorandum ordering RFK Jr to review the US childhood vaccination schedule and revise it to be more like other countries.
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Rasmussen Retorts: The anti-vaccine calls are coming from the White House ☎️
Angie Rasmussen joins Vincent to discuss the presidential memorandum ordering RFK Jr to review the US childhood vaccination schedule and revise it to be more like other countries.
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Rasmussen Retorts: The anti-vaccine calls are coming from the White House
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January 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Rasmussen Retorts: The anti-vaccine calls are coming from the White House ☎️
Angie Rasmussen joins Vincent to discuss the presidential memorandum ordering RFK Jr to review the US childhood vaccination schedule and revise it to be more like other countries.
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Rasmussen Retorts: The anti-vaccine calls are coming from the White House ☎️
Angie Rasmussen joins Vincent to discuss the presidential memorandum ordering RFK Jr to review the US childhood vaccination schedule and revise it to be more like other countries.
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Finally had a short burst of inspiration again, so here’s 856 aka Boss Man
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Finally had a short burst of inspiration again, so here’s 856 aka Boss Man
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i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
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POV: You had the audacity to eat chips by yourself
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
POV: You had the audacity to eat chips by yourself
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Everyone: "When I see someone talk about MTG, it's never the one I want it to be about."
Me: Here, hope that helps
Me: Here, hope that helps
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Everyone: "When I see someone talk about MTG, it's never the one I want it to be about."
Me: Here, hope that helps
Me: Here, hope that helps
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
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If you start the Dungeons and Dragons movie at 11:56pm tonight, you will begin the new year watching a really great movie.
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you start the Dungeons and Dragons movie at 11:56pm tonight, you will begin the new year watching a really great movie.
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
Drop some SHIPS 🚀 🚢 🖤 🛩️ 🛸
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Drop some SHIPS 🚀 🚢 🖤 🛩️ 🛸
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This is great, "Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death," a story where Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who administers the lottery from "The Lottery"
archiveofourown.org/works/733964...
archiveofourown.org/works/733964...
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Anonymous - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is great, "Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death," a story where Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who administers the lottery from "The Lottery"
archiveofourown.org/works/733964...
archiveofourown.org/works/733964...
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
This coming week's stream schedule! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
December 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This coming week's stream schedule! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls