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your fearsome saltmother 👻
@longpig.bsky.social
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TONIGHT we're starting our Mass Effect 3 adventure! Will PickleChip's decisions come back to bite her in the ass? Will she continue her romance with Thane or find comfort in the arms of another? Is Kaidan Alenko still a massive douchebag? Tune in at 10 pm EST and find out! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
Commander PickleChip Shepard, a badass looking woman with black hair swept to one side, poses with a rifle in front of a planet and a blood red sky
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Stream schedule for this week - I'm calling off tonight because I'm not feeling well; but I'll see you on Thursday to kick off Mass Effect 3!
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MONDAY Nov 10 - No stream TUESDAY Nov 11 - Mass Effect 3- 9:00p (cancelled) WEDNESDAY Nov 12 - No stream THURSDAY Nov 13 - Mass Effect 3 - 9:00p FRIDAY Nov 14 - Mass Effect 3 - 10:00p SATURDAY Nov 15 - Mass Effect 3 - 9:00p SUNDAY Nov 16 - TBD - 9:00p All times EST
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
longpig.bsky.social
the perfect man doesnt exi--
PickleChip Shepard (FemShep from Mass Effect 2) sitting on Thane Krios' lap. He is a green lizardlike humanoid with shiny scales and big black sad eyes
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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new husbando just dropped
Thane Krieg from Mass Effect 2; a reptilian looking humanoid with big sad black eyes and pouty lips
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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slightly belated stream schedule for the week! there's a slight change in that I'm not doing bg3 tonight as my sister has plans. Might do it Sunday? Anyway, see you at 9 EST for Mass Effect 2! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
STREAM SCHEDULE MONDAY Nov 3 - No stream TUESDAY Nov 4- Mass Effect 2- 9:00p WEDNESDAY Nov 5 - No stream THURSDAY Nov 6 - Mass Effect 2 - 9:00p FRIDAY Nov 7 - Mass Effect 2 - 9:00p SATURDAY Nov 8 - Mass Effect 2 - 9:00p SUNDAY Nov 9 - TBD - 9:00p All times EST
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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#JustLondontThings n+1... have a ROCKIN' Remembrance Day!
A 12 foot (estimate) tall carved wooden statues of a sasquatch standing on an overturned shopping cart, holding an electric guitar and throwing the horns, with a sign hung around his neck that reads: LEST WE FORGET
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Hi Barbie!
Me (middle aged white lady) wearing a platinum blonde wig, blue eyeshadow, and hot pink lipstick
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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bird team donut 🐦
A blueberry filled donut iced to look like a baseball
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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getting ready for tomorrow night's trot
person wearing sunglasses with a pink bag over their head that reads 'LOVE IS REAL' across the forehead
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Pumpkin time!
A pumpkin with the words "hello there" carved into it The same pumpkin, but lit up so that only "hell here" is visible
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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... and if tea towels aren't your jam I have many, MANY other fat bear designs available on just about anything else on my redbubble shop! #katmai www.redbubble.com/people/saltw...
A Sherrif's Star badge with a brown bear wearing aviator glasses inside the star. The bear is leaning out, while holding a donut in one paw. The ring around the badge reads: Beariff's Office - Brooks Falls
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I’m a monster. This is me:
October 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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WILD pair of games to bundle together tbh
screencap advertising a steam bundle deal on Dead Take and Palworld
October 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Stream schedule for the upcoming spooky week! Going to be doing Call of Cthulhu and maybe some other horror games as time allows over the thurs-fri-sat. :) www.twitch.tv/128grazer
STREAM SCHEDULE MONDAY Oct 27 - No stream TUESDAY Oct 28 - BG3/ME2- 9:00p WEDNESDAY Oct 29 - No stream THURSDAY Oct 30 - Call of Cthulhu - 10:00p FRIDAY Oct 31 - Spooky TBD - 9:00p SATURDAY Nov. 1 - Spooky TBD - 9:00p SUNDAY Nov 2 - Mass Effect 2 - 9:00p All times EST
October 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Want there to be consequences for little turds like PP and his maple magats just standing up in public and lying? There's a petition for that! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Scerencap of the text of a Petition to the Canadian House of Commons: Petition to the House of Commons Whereas: Members of Parliament (MPs) have been accused of making important public statements that are false and without evidence; Misinformation is a growing threat to the proper functioning of, as well as faith in, our democratic process; A mechanism is needed to verify MPs’ public statements to maintain trust in our governing body; Artificial Intelligence is amplifying misinformation; Current events in the United States demonstrate the dangers of not addressing this problem; and The Institute for Constitutional and Democratic Research (ICDR) of Wales, UK, proposed a white paper entitled “A Model for Political Honesty,” created because “the Welsh Government will bring forward legislation before 2026 for the disqualification of Members and candidates found guilty of deliberate deception through an independent judicial process and will invite the committee to make proposals to that effect.” We, the undersigned, citizens of Canada, call upon the House of Commons to propose a bill to address the issue of perceived and actual misinformation being presented by MPs to the public, provided that such a bill could be informed by details outlined in the white paper proposed by the ICDR.
October 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Sticky buns!!
A tray of cinnamon swirled buns, glistening with sticky caramel
October 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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This Week's streaming schedule! Mostly Mass Effect, with BG3 co-op happening the first part of Tuesday's stream, and then a Spooky Saturday stream with the Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan!
www.twitch.tv/128grazer
STREAM SCHEDULE MONDAY Oct 20 - No stream TUESDAY Oct 21 - BG3/ME2- 9:00p WEDNESDAY Oct 22 - No stream THURSDAY Oct 23 - Mass Effect 2- 10:00p FRIDAY Oct 24 - Mass Effect 2- 9:00p SATURDAY Oct 25 - Man of Medan - 9:00p SUNDAY Oct 26 - Mass Effect 2 - 9:00p All times EST
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Mushroom time
A collection of 4 cream coloured mushrooms, ranging from thumb sized to palm sized
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
longpig.bsky.social
Who robbed the Louvre? Correct answers only.
Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane as their characters from the movie 'Nuns on the Run', in costume as nuns, peeking out from behind a brick wall.
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Mass Effect 2 streaming begins tonight!! Join me at 9PM EST and share in the next phase of PickleChip Shepard's saga! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
Commander PickleChip Shepard, a badass looking woman with black hair swept to one side, poses with a rifle in front of a planet and a blood red sky
October 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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There's also a new, LARGE Chunk totebag!
Photo showing a tattooed model holding a large teal tote bag over one shoulder, with a large and very fat brown bear on it
October 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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And here are a couple I bought for myself; unironed because I am an animal (bear)
A hanging tea towel, folded over the handle of an oven door, showing a brown bear holding a seagull in its mouth A hanging tea towel, folded over the handle of an oven door, showing a repeating pattern of salmon in a tattoo art style, wrapped in a banner that says, 'swim, spawn, die'
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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More
mockup of a tea towel showing a brown bear and a small cub driving a convertible car with a salmon on the side. caption says 'Get in Loser, we're going Grazering' mockup of a tea towel showing a large brown bear with a crown, taking a nap. Caption reads, 'King Otis' mockup of a tea towel showing a repeating motif of salmon in a tattoo inspired art style, wrapped in a banner that says, 'swim, spawn, die' mockup of a tea towel showing a brown bear walking with a dead seagull in its mouth, with a caption that reads 'Wing Night'
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Some mock ups (I can only put 4 in a post)
mockup of a tea towel showing a brown bear reclining with the caption, 'no pants, no problem' mockup of a tea towel showing a very large and fat brown bear with a scarred nose, captioned 'CHUNK' mockup of a tea towel showing a black and white high contrast image of a bear on its hind legs, with red lettering in the style of the 'Scarface' movie poster, that says 'Scarsnout' mockup of a tea towel with a pop art design of repeating, multicoloured bear heads
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Who's ready for DILFS GALORE?? Meet me tonight at 9:30pm EST and let's see if we can capture one alive!! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
A line up of all the dateable dads in the Dream Daddy Dad Dating Simulator: A midtoned skinned man in a leather jacket, a slim white man with long black hair in formal clothes, a fit Asian man with a baby in a front-facing carrier, a preppy-looking blonde white man, a dark skinned man with dreadlocks and glasses, another dark skinned man with a topknot and a mustache, and a stocky man with red hair and a big bushy beard
October 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM