Longfang
@longfang.bsky.social
Scottish. 33. Streamer. Mod for Snipe and Wib. Generally a grumpy old sod. Voice of Harry in Hunter: The Parenting He/Him. https://linktr.ee/longfang91
Anyone want to buy me Gandalf's hat for going camping? Wandering the hills and paths looking like a member of the Istari sounds kinda nice, ngl.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Anyone want to buy me Gandalf's hat for going camping? Wandering the hills and paths looking like a member of the Istari sounds kinda nice, ngl.
Reposted by Longfang
TV show idea:
Get a bunch of 'alpha male' influencer types and have them make a table from scratch in a workshop. No help, no advice. Just tools and materials and harsh judges.
Get a bunch of 'alpha male' influencer types and have them make a table from scratch in a workshop. No help, no advice. Just tools and materials and harsh judges.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
TV show idea:
Get a bunch of 'alpha male' influencer types and have them make a table from scratch in a workshop. No help, no advice. Just tools and materials and harsh judges.
Get a bunch of 'alpha male' influencer types and have them make a table from scratch in a workshop. No help, no advice. Just tools and materials and harsh judges.
Ayep, looks like I'll be waiting until Monday to phone the dentist and just beg them to yank these bastards out. This weekend is going to suck.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ayep, looks like I'll be waiting until Monday to phone the dentist and just beg them to yank these bastards out. This weekend is going to suck.
Oh my god. The automated NHS 24 thing just bounced me out with a "here's the numbers to call, goodbye" message. They're all shit at this time of day. What the fuck.
Yeahhh I think I'll be phoning 111 in a sec
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Oh my god. The automated NHS 24 thing just bounced me out with a "here's the numbers to call, goodbye" message. They're all shit at this time of day. What the fuck.
Remember how I said I was gonna be back today? Well I'm not. Toothache has reared its ugly head just in time for the dentists to close today. I'm in paaaaaaaaaain. Sorry all
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Remember how I said I was gonna be back today? Well I'm not. Toothache has reared its ugly head just in time for the dentists to close today. I'm in paaaaaaaaaain. Sorry all
Reposted by Longfang
Our Piper at the Gates of Dawn jumper stirred a bit of Satanic Panic! Thank you, @davidmbarnett.bsky.social, for covering this story for The Guardian.
By popular demand, you can get the jumper that got banned from Westminster Abbey here: everpress.com/hellebore-pi...
By popular demand, you can get the jumper that got banned from Westminster Abbey here: everpress.com/hellebore-pi...
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Our Piper at the Gates of Dawn jumper stirred a bit of Satanic Panic! Thank you, @davidmbarnett.bsky.social, for covering this story for The Guardian.
By popular demand, you can get the jumper that got banned from Westminster Abbey here: everpress.com/hellebore-pi...
By popular demand, you can get the jumper that got banned from Westminster Abbey here: everpress.com/hellebore-pi...
Diving into music nostalgia. I remember hearing this live album when I was 17 and my mind was fucking blown. The guitar is just so huge. I know Zakk Wylde is a bit marmite (and he sucks if you read YouTube comments) but I love how balls to the wall his playing is.
youtu.be/JrXsz1AKk-k?...
youtu.be/JrXsz1AKk-k?...
I Don't Know (Live at Budokan Hall, Tokyo, Japan - February 2002)
YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne - Topic
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Diving into music nostalgia. I remember hearing this live album when I was 17 and my mind was fucking blown. The guitar is just so huge. I know Zakk Wylde is a bit marmite (and he sucks if you read YouTube comments) but I love how balls to the wall his playing is.
youtu.be/JrXsz1AKk-k?...
youtu.be/JrXsz1AKk-k?...
Spent the day looking at what camping gear I'll need. Oh boy.
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Spent the day looking at what camping gear I'll need. Oh boy.
Reposted by Longfang
There may be something wrong with me. Or something right. I'll let history judge.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
There may be something wrong with me. Or something right. I'll let history judge.
Reposted by Longfang
If you’re wanting some fucking incredible art, I cannot recommend Alignment Ink enough 💪😤
COMMISSIONS OPEN!
Hey folks! I have some availability for commissions and would love to work on all sorts of projects! While I am mostly known for doing 40k art, that's not my only wheelhouse!
Send me a DM!
#commissionsopen
Hey folks! I have some availability for commissions and would love to work on all sorts of projects! While I am mostly known for doing 40k art, that's not my only wheelhouse!
Send me a DM!
#commissionsopen
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
If you’re wanting some fucking incredible art, I cannot recommend Alignment Ink enough 💪😤
Reposted by Longfang
Still at it www.instagram.com/p/DQ1rocvDIti/
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Still at it www.instagram.com/p/DQ1rocvDIti/
Reposted by Longfang
The whole sciatica flare up...thingy hasn't died down yet so I won't be streaming tonight. Noone needs to hear me grumbling away and shifting about all the time. Not to worry though, going to make an appointment with the GP tomorrow. I'll be back on Friday!
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The whole sciatica flare up...thingy hasn't died down yet so I won't be streaming tonight. Noone needs to hear me grumbling away and shifting about all the time. Not to worry though, going to make an appointment with the GP tomorrow. I'll be back on Friday!
Reposted by Longfang
I still think these are some of the coolest stickers I sell. And you can get both with one click!
crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com/product/anti...
crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com/product/anti...
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I still think these are some of the coolest stickers I sell. And you can get both with one click!
crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com/product/anti...
crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com/product/anti...
Reposted by Longfang
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
Been looking at more camping related stuff while I'm resting in bed. I think I'll start next year. Thinking about places like Mull (duh) and Arran for my first big excursions. Now I just need to start making a list of kit I'll need...and a tent.
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Been looking at more camping related stuff while I'm resting in bed. I think I'll start next year. Thinking about places like Mull (duh) and Arran for my first big excursions. Now I just need to start making a list of kit I'll need...and a tent.
Reposted by Longfang
good morning fish fuckers
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
good morning fish fuckers
Reposted by Longfang
This was honestly such a great time, and I loved being a part of this wacky adventure in Seattle.
Yes, this ties into Bloodlines 2 somehow. Sort of. Well, not really, by the end of it, there's no way it can be canon, but it was still amazing.
Check it out!
Yes, this ties into Bloodlines 2 somehow. Sort of. Well, not really, by the end of it, there's no way it can be canon, but it was still amazing.
Check it out!
Happy Halloween 🎃 🎃 🎃
Come watch our new Horror Comedy One-Shot!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UE5...
Featuring @alfabusa.bsky.social @peachypixel8.bsky.social @thunderpsyker.bsky.social @speakerd.bsky.social and art by @garrot.bsky.social
Come watch our new Horror Comedy One-Shot!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UE5...
Featuring @alfabusa.bsky.social @peachypixel8.bsky.social @thunderpsyker.bsky.social @speakerd.bsky.social and art by @garrot.bsky.social
Deli Meet - A VTM Comedy Horror One-Shot
YouTube video by Strange Adventures
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This was honestly such a great time, and I loved being a part of this wacky adventure in Seattle.
Yes, this ties into Bloodlines 2 somehow. Sort of. Well, not really, by the end of it, there's no way it can be canon, but it was still amazing.
Check it out!
Yes, this ties into Bloodlines 2 somehow. Sort of. Well, not really, by the end of it, there's no way it can be canon, but it was still amazing.
Check it out!
No stream from me tonight, folks. I've been really unwell all week and I'm not improving yet. No appetite, whole body aching, sciatic flare up etc etc etc. I can barely sit at the pc right now. Avenge me.
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No stream from me tonight, folks. I've been really unwell all week and I'm not improving yet. No appetite, whole body aching, sciatic flare up etc etc etc. I can barely sit at the pc right now. Avenge me.
Heeeeeyyyy fun fact. Remember like 6 months ago when I was having severe dental pains so they put a temporary dressing on the bad teeth and sent a referral to get the work done under sedation? Well the dressing is gone and I was up all night in agony. Called the dental practice, they gave me the-
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Heeeeeyyyy fun fact. Remember like 6 months ago when I was having severe dental pains so they put a temporary dressing on the bad teeth and sent a referral to get the work done under sedation? Well the dressing is gone and I was up all night in agony. Called the dental practice, they gave me the-
Reposted by Longfang
Fox would like you all to know that he's very neglected because I won't give him any of my chicken tikka masala.
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Fox would like you all to know that he's very neglected because I won't give him any of my chicken tikka masala.
You know what? I haven't played Space Marine 2 in a bit. Why don't we go do an Astartes all over some Tyranids? www.twitch.tv/longfang91
Longfang91 - Twitch
Crusty old Scot with too much time on his hands. Amateur streamer, amateur fighting game player, amateur at life. Join me as a bumble my way through video games!
www.twitch.tv
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You know what? I haven't played Space Marine 2 in a bit. Why don't we go do an Astartes all over some Tyranids? www.twitch.tv/longfang91
Alright, don't think I'll be doing a long stream tonight. I got a flare up of some sort of sciatica type thing and sitting in my chair is NOOOOT comfy. Might play something else since we're in the last stretch of FF7R. Any suggestions?
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Alright, don't think I'll be doing a long stream tonight. I got a flare up of some sort of sciatica type thing and sitting in my chair is NOOOOT comfy. Might play something else since we're in the last stretch of FF7R. Any suggestions?
Having an argument first thing in the morning. Love it.
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Having an argument first thing in the morning. Love it.
Reposted by Longfang
Mason from Modeling.
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Mason from Modeling.