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Lex Lofthouse
@loftio.co.uk
✨ senior designer at Nzime
🗣 design & tech speaker
🐍 comic sans evangelist
😈 veteran pokémon tcg collector

loftio.co.uk
I finally did it.

Conkers Bad Fur Day has always been my favourite game, yet when I first bought it at 11 years old (sorry Mum) I could never complete it all by myself.
My friend and I between us managed most levels, but then the end glitched and we never truly finished it.

Today is a good day 🧡
December 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I watched two Robin Williams films today. What a lovely Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I forgot my glasses... guess who is working on everything at 150% zoom today 😮‍💨
December 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I think my work realises I'm already mentally checked out for the year 🫠
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Reposted by Lex Lofthouse
No way did our boy set an entire letter to projectionists in Papyrus
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Late to the party, but Twenty One Pilots are actually pretty cool.
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I really enjoyed this chat with @guysegal.com about the Pokemon TCG 😊
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I had to do it... I didn't even know the Analogue 3D existed until a week or so ago, I even scoffed at why you wouldn't just buy an N64.

Then I had to have one.

I always wanted a transparent Ice Blue N64, so this is the next best thing. Merry Christmas to me from me.
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Calibri too woke now eh? 😂
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Happy Cloudflare is down once again to all who celebrate
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 AM
All I need to know from my Spotify Wrapped is that I am obsessed with Modestep and Hayley William's latest albums, and two very specific BIGBANG songs because of T.O.P. being in Squid Game.
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Planning ahead and booking a hotel for SOTB26... any good recommendations or usual haunts?
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If Slack ever introduces read receipts I'm quitting.
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A bunch of wonderful folk and I did a Doctor Who themed pub quiz last night and WON 🏆

There was a whole round on music/themes which we aced. Finally my Murray Gold knowledge was useful!
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Vinted have absolutely fucked up the sizing for UK markets now. It's impossible to search out the right size for items.
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Does anybody have some links to some fuckin' rad designer or developer portfolio sites?

Would love to see!
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
In the office in my leopard print dungarees today.

Sort of love wearing them.
Sort of feel like nobody can take me seriously wearing them.
October 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Aw man
October 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Also think I'm going through a small crisis, the one that affects 'all rounder' designers.

Struggling to feel *really fucking good* at stuff because I have to be *somewhat good* at a lot of things.

Juggling many plates means I'm having a regularly scheduled meltdown, my homies.
October 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fucking love coming back from a conf fuelled with fire and hope, and the drive to create and passion to do better.

Fucking hate having no time or energy to get any of that off the ground.
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Today I have listened to two releases from women writing viscerally about heartbreak and bitch-ass men.

It's been quite the new music Friday
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Adobe Creative Cloud is just the worst fucking user experience I've ever had the displeasure of encountering.

Today has been a shit show because I've had to spend more than 10 minutes using it.
October 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Buying up products to immediately resell for profit makes you a real fucking loser.

This is in relation to Pokemon TCG products but it applies to scalpers across the board.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Very inspired by @strange.website to make a better personal website after @webdevconf.com , but I do be lacking the code skillz.

Will y'all judge me for pushing pure shit to the internet in the pursuit of learning?
October 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM