Alex H
@llhallj.bsky.social
Horrendous human, QA Lead in game dev, Twitch Affiliate, Actor
Don’t worry, I’ve never heard of me either.
Don’t worry, I’ve never heard of me either.
Very surprised not to see anyone post the Bone Farmer comic yet.
September 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Very surprised not to see anyone post the Bone Farmer comic yet.
Have spent so much time playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 that Jennifer English saying “en garde” in a French accent is now a vocal stim for me.
April 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Have spent so much time playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 that Jennifer English saying “en garde” in a French accent is now a vocal stim for me.
New rap name just dropped
April 28, 2025 at 9:07 AM
New rap name just dropped
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He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something
JD Vance heads to Rome - could he meet Pope Francis?
JD Vance heads to Rome - could he meet Pope Francis?
The US vice-president will meet Italy's prime minister but an audience at the Vatican could also happen, the BBC learns.
www.bbc.com
April 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something
I’m no fan of The Pope but you’ve got to respect a move like meeting JD Vance and then immediately dying.
April 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I’m no fan of The Pope but you’ve got to respect a move like meeting JD Vance and then immediately dying.
lol at this guy accidentally demonstrating that every 4 years Americans are presented with a choice between getting shot in the leg or getting shot in the face because the Dems always take “not getting shot” off the table.
March 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
lol at this guy accidentally demonstrating that every 4 years Americans are presented with a choice between getting shot in the leg or getting shot in the face because the Dems always take “not getting shot” off the table.
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This joke is agelessly impossibly old, but is the glue that holds every dev team together. It communicates the gallows humour and nihilism that has powered the development of every game you ever loved.
the best joke in videogames development is replying "ship it" to every broken ass prototype no I will not be taking questions
March 5, 2025 at 9:39 AM
This joke is agelessly impossibly old, but is the glue that holds every dev team together. It communicates the gallows humour and nihilism that has powered the development of every game you ever loved.
Season 5 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is often looked at as the peak of the series and it’s difficult to convey how much it would have sucked without an actress to carry the arc like Michelle Trachtenberg did. This shit sucks man.
February 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Season 5 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is often looked at as the peak of the series and it’s difficult to convey how much it would have sucked without an actress to carry the arc like Michelle Trachtenberg did. This shit sucks man.
I think I fist saw this advert about a decade ago but occasionally it pops into my head and I laugh like a drain about it all over again.
February 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I think I fist saw this advert about a decade ago but occasionally it pops into my head and I laugh like a drain about it all over again.
Imagine tuning into the Super Bowl and the half-time show is just a guy calling you a nonce for 15 minutes straight.
February 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Imagine tuning into the Super Bowl and the half-time show is just a guy calling you a nonce for 15 minutes straight.
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There's no better prank than having a child. Pulling a guy out of oblivion like congratulations these are all your problems now
January 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There's no better prank than having a child. Pulling a guy out of oblivion like congratulations these are all your problems now
Devastating blow for Nigel Farage as he loses the all important “terminally online, Malaysian basement pervert” bloc.
January 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Devastating blow for Nigel Farage as he loses the all important “terminally online, Malaysian basement pervert” bloc.
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*very seriously, in a meeting*
good news sir. we’ve finished the gay black robot
good news sir. we’ve finished the gay black robot
Meta is testing, or has started to ship, its AI generated profiles, here on Instagram
www.instagram.com/himamaliv
#SocialWeb
www.instagram.com/himamaliv
#SocialWeb
January 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
*very seriously, in a meeting*
good news sir. we’ve finished the gay black robot
good news sir. we’ve finished the gay black robot
Sweetcorn fucking sucks and everyone who likes it is lying to themselves.
What’s a food that you are absolutely in the minority about disliking. I think my worst one is probably summer rolls. Oh and olives. Unless they’re blue cheese stuffed and in a dirty martini.
December 30, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Sweetcorn fucking sucks and everyone who likes it is lying to themselves.
Just want to notify everyone about my change of address.
December 30, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Just want to notify everyone about my change of address.
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
December 20, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
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*genie appears*
What is your wish
"How about to be happy for the rest of my life"
Are you happy right now?
"Yeah"
*genie kills me*
What is your wish
"How about to be happy for the rest of my life"
Are you happy right now?
"Yeah"
*genie kills me*
March 24, 2024 at 3:18 PM
*genie appears*
What is your wish
"How about to be happy for the rest of my life"
Are you happy right now?
"Yeah"
*genie kills me*
What is your wish
"How about to be happy for the rest of my life"
Are you happy right now?
"Yeah"
*genie kills me*
Me: “Oh boy, my first time in the Fantasy NFL winners’ bracket. I sure hope my top scorers don’t collectively shit the bed”
My three top scorers:
My three top scorers:
December 16, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Me: “Oh boy, my first time in the Fantasy NFL winners’ bracket. I sure hope my top scorers don’t collectively shit the bed”
My three top scorers:
My three top scorers:
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I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes
December 14, 2024 at 6:53 AM
I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.