Alex H
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Alex H
@llhallj.bsky.social
Horrendous human, QA Lead in game dev, Twitch Affiliate, Actor

Don’t worry, I’ve never heard of me either.
September 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Very surprised not to see anyone post the Bone Farmer comic yet.
September 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Me to Etsy witches.
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
New rap name just dropped
April 28, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I think I fist saw this advert about a decade ago but occasionally it pops into my head and I laugh like a drain about it all over again.
February 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My body is ready
January 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
January 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Devastating blow for Nigel Farage as he loses the all important “terminally online, Malaysian basement pervert” bloc.
January 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
December 31, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Just want to notify everyone about my change of address.
December 30, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Do you guys not have this in the States?
December 29, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
December 20, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Me: “Oh boy, my first time in the Fantasy NFL winners’ bracket. I sure hope my top scorers don’t collectively shit the bed”

My three top scorers:
December 16, 2024 at 11:45 AM
That’s exactly it, yes.
December 6, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Me and the boys checking in on the United Healthcare guy.
December 5, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Me:
November 23, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Fixed the Matt Gaetz story:
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 PM
November 17, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Extremely worth pointing out that at this point in the 2020 election, this tweet was still over 10 hours away.
November 6, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
November 5, 2024 at 6:27 PM
October 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Me when my Twitter mutuals don’t follow me back on Bluesky.
October 18, 2024 at 1:54 PM
If you’re single and worried about someone you like being “out of your league” you should know that of these two men, the guy on the left is the one dating Taylor Swift.
September 10, 2024 at 8:11 AM
In the game this man is talking about, you don’t get the good ending unless you’ve collected a bunch of umbilical cords and the final boss has “Wetnurse” in its name.
July 9, 2024 at 1:01 AM
April 18, 2024 at 9:00 AM