treats can be sent to me here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2FY718MS6YF1U
i was watching a video about the linguistics of bad bunny, and then i said “¡oh! no sé ese” and for the first time in my life rolled an r
i was watching a video about the linguistics of bad bunny, and then i said “¡oh! no sé ese” and for the first time in my life rolled an r
and then i’m going to throw an onion, some fingering potatoes, a can of garbanzos, a thing of diced tofu and a lobster tail into the boil. because a seafood boil is american hot pot
and then i’m going to throw an onion, some fingering potatoes, a can of garbanzos, a thing of diced tofu and a lobster tail into the boil. because a seafood boil is american hot pot
did u know my dad thinks women get fat exactly 2 ways?
1) eating lipstick (if you didn’t eat it, why did you need to reapply it?)
2) diabetes attention (stops eating lipstick after diabetes dx, gets skinny, stops getting diabetes attention, eats lipstick)
did u know my dad thinks women get fat exactly 2 ways?
1) eating lipstick (if you didn’t eat it, why did you need to reapply it?)
2) diabetes attention (stops eating lipstick after diabetes dx, gets skinny, stops getting diabetes attention, eats lipstick)
to her, i am a patrol guard in an ubisoft game: being loud *might* alert me, but if she stands perfectly still after murdering my coworker? false alarm, fellas
to her, i am a patrol guard in an ubisoft game: being loud *might* alert me, but if she stands perfectly still after murdering my coworker? false alarm, fellas
this batch of numbers was “not even 10k” jimmycaps for 3k athletes
the individual numbers shake out to each athlete receiving 28 condoms in 2024 vs 3 condoms in 2026
this batch of numbers was “not even 10k” jimmycaps for 3k athletes
the individual numbers shake out to each athlete receiving 28 condoms in 2024 vs 3 condoms in 2026
trader joe’s should whip out those tents they set up as a flower annex in the parking lot ahead of valentine’s and mother’s days, but for friday the 13th
and they should contract with local tattoo studios and artists to set up $13 flash tattoo events
trader joe’s should whip out those tents they set up as a flower annex in the parking lot ahead of valentine’s and mother’s days, but for friday the 13th
and they should contract with local tattoo studios and artists to set up $13 flash tattoo events
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
and his MARRIED SISTER? 8 weeks along. i was in a claim staking headspace, and i got my hand on that ball too
and his MARRIED SISTER? 8 weeks along. i was in a claim staking headspace, and i got my hand on that ball too
and sometimes i gotta stand up and scream in delight, because that’s the funniest possible conceit for a video series
and sometimes i gotta stand up and scream in delight, because that’s the funniest possible conceit for a video series
garrus stopped going in and out of my room last week, because he decided he’s the same size as mischa and i keep my door cracked open too skinny for him.
garrus stopped going in and out of my room last week, because he decided he’s the same size as mischa and i keep my door cracked open too skinny for him.