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lizandry.bsky.social
brave lil ghoster
@lizandry.bsky.social
sturdily attractive youth || renowned hater || nonbinary icon || chihuahua enthusiast

treats can be sent to me here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2FY718MS6YF1U
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I'm sorry to come asking for help again so soon, but this should be the last time now that I have a job again. I'm in the hole for about $360 for a car loan I need to handle by the end of the month in order to keep it, and could really use some help getting there. Any bit helps paypal.me/ffsarahjay
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February 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
we all love donkey kong. we all want to fuck donkey kong. but we can get brave, pull up our panties and acknowledge that he doesn’t move *units*
February 15, 2026 at 8:20 AM
my favorite adhd symptom is that thing where a lot of us smoked cigarettes for a WHILE, quit one day without immediate cause, and still advocate picking up cigarettes to anyone who seems like they’re on the fence about forming an addiction
February 15, 2026 at 7:13 AM
i hate having a brain that looks like this.

i was watching a video about the linguistics of bad bunny, and then i said “¡oh! no sé ese” and for the first time in my life rolled an r
February 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
and later, i’m going to act on a youtube short i watched and do a cabbage boil in the style of a seafood boil

and then i’m going to throw an onion, some fingering potatoes, a can of garbanzos, a thing of diced tofu and a lobster tail into the boil. because a seafood boil is american hot pot
February 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
thaaaat’s gavin!
He was 38, she was 19, yeah. He also had an affair with his chief of staff's wife when she was his appointments secretary, so he's definitely into the kind of deeply questionable power dynamics which are ~100% indicative of further skeletons in the closet
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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"We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend."
i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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american’s are too polarized these days. it used to be that everyone believed some people deserved some rights. now one side believes everyone should die painfully and the other thinks most people should get to live. i am paid $500000 a year for my insights
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
when i was in school, most of the people i went to class with were also year of the horse. and i remember sitting in front of a chili’s tablemat one time when i was like 9 and thinking “everyone’s horse now. but later, everyone will be something else and I’LL be the horse”
February 14, 2026 at 9:02 AM
the upside of getting the devil’s spitroast (simultaneous endoscopy and colonoscopy) on tuesday is that my body can 100% handle in-n-out after a scope and it’s also illegal to not get me in-n-out on the way home from a general anesthesia experience
February 14, 2026 at 8:16 AM
i’m doing some big thinkin tonight.

did u know my dad thinks women get fat exactly 2 ways?

1) eating lipstick (if you didn’t eat it, why did you need to reapply it?)
2) diabetes attention (stops eating lipstick after diabetes dx, gets skinny, stops getting diabetes attention, eats lipstick)
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 AM
just got reminded to get up and pee by the sound of mischa’s nails clacking down onto the floor, and i realized how mischa thinks of me

to her, i am a patrol guard in an ubisoft game: being loud *might* alert me, but if she stands perfectly still after murdering my coworker? false alarm, fellas
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 AM
per the article: the paris olympics stocked (and all of these numbers are gonna be rough) 300k rubbers for 10.5k athletes

this batch of numbers was “not even 10k” jimmycaps for 3k athletes

the individual numbers shake out to each athlete receiving 28 condoms in 2024 vs 3 condoms in 2026
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 AM
hear me out. and then lift me onto yr shoulders

trader joe’s should whip out those tents they set up as a flower annex in the parking lot ahead of valentine’s and mother’s days, but for friday the 13th

and they should contract with local tattoo studios and artists to set up $13 flash tattoo events
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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it's fun that we're at the point in history where arson is unequivocally praxis
The "Firebomb a Walmart" tweet has finally been defeated cus apparently the company that owns the building canceled their talks with ICE over this.
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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I'm not "stimming". This is my idle animation.
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
drank a seltzer on the way to the store, and like… taco bell chipotle sauce burps aren’t trapped inside this mask with *me*
February 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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all the kinds of modern Indie Games:

-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
it is very pretty here sometimes
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
INFINITE WEALTH ~*~WHY~*~ DID U PUT AN ENTIRE POKÉMON SNAP IN HERE!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 5:28 AM
y’all? tendercrisp’s baby is due in 2 months, and i CHECKED: my seniority as like the 5th person who wasn’t medical staff to hold HIM stands, and i get to get my hands on this baby early

and his MARRIED SISTER? 8 weeks along. i was in a claim staking headspace, and i got my hand on that ball too
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
one of my favorite youtubers released a video the other day, titled “ranking every video game ever made pt 8”

and sometimes i gotta stand up and scream in delight, because that’s the funniest possible conceit for a video series
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
…why did some rando smugly tell me daniel radcliffe has 27 children, the other day?
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 AM
“is yr pick-up truck gender affirming?” yeah dude. it can pick up a lot of other shit, too
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 AM
i will FIGHT anyone who says cats are fiercely independent.

garrus stopped going in and out of my room last week, because he decided he’s the same size as mischa and i keep my door cracked open too skinny for him.
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM