brave lil ghoster
@lizandry.bsky.social
sturdily attractive youth || renowned hater || nonbinary icon || chihuahua enthusiast
treats can be sent to me here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2FY718MS6YF1U
treats can be sent to me here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2FY718MS6YF1U
saw my legs off at the knee: there is nothing salvageable going on down there
but next time i hit the ice? i will survive longer than 30min
but next time i hit the ice? i will survive longer than 30min
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
saw my legs off at the knee: there is nothing salvageable going on down there
but next time i hit the ice? i will survive longer than 30min
but next time i hit the ice? i will survive longer than 30min
proud to announce that, with my niece’s help, i pared my eyeshadows “down to the basics”
and also used the photo eraser thing to pare this image down to one that has a weird carpet splotch instead of providing free toes to the tl
and also used the photo eraser thing to pare this image down to one that has a weird carpet splotch instead of providing free toes to the tl
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
proud to announce that, with my niece’s help, i pared my eyeshadows “down to the basics”
and also used the photo eraser thing to pare this image down to one that has a weird carpet splotch instead of providing free toes to the tl
and also used the photo eraser thing to pare this image down to one that has a weird carpet splotch instead of providing free toes to the tl
why does the prose have this energy?
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
why does the prose have this energy?
fought for my life, and won =3
(picked up my first syringe of stelara on my new 28-day schedule, something like 35 days after my last dose on an 8-week schedule)
(picked up my first syringe of stelara on my new 28-day schedule, something like 35 days after my last dose on an 8-week schedule)
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
fought for my life, and won =3
(picked up my first syringe of stelara on my new 28-day schedule, something like 35 days after my last dose on an 8-week schedule)
(picked up my first syringe of stelara on my new 28-day schedule, something like 35 days after my last dose on an 8-week schedule)
for pooping, silly
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
for pooping, silly
i learned this from an archived elon fluff piece that i read a while back, and decided to get supporting evidence from the people’s encyclopedia
if u had asked me, 5min ago, how one could erase the love of apartheid from a family’s history but somehow make them sound WORSE, i would have ignored u
if u had asked me, 5min ago, how one could erase the love of apartheid from a family’s history but somehow make them sound WORSE, i would have ignored u
![a wikipedia screencap, from the south africa entry, reading “…not pass laws in the country. 12 In 1941, a system of racial discrimination called apartheid was started. It gave white people in South Africa more rights than black people. [13]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eai4mxde7v3n6fe44t2ujdef/bafkreib47jkvtxgz4k3p5y4m6byqpuzaw2ue3zlqb6pqt7zjzssdqqzgha@jpeg)
![a screencap from the entry for “joshua norman haldeman”, elon musk’s canadian grandfather who moved his family to south africa in a completely-normal year to do that. it reads:
“Haldeman was born in 1902 in Canada. 2 His mother, Almeda Haldeman-Wilson, was Canada's first chiropractor. [31]
In 1940, Haldeman protested against Canada entering WWIl. He spent two months in prison for it. The technocracy movement was banned after 4]
Haldeman moved to South Africa in 1941. He thought his ideas would be more popular in South Africa. 15]
Haldeman's son Scott Haldeman is an important chiropractor. [21]
Haldeman wrote an anti-Semitic pamphlet called "The International Conspiracy to Establish a World
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and that last part, after “Establish a World” is a wikipedia fundraising pop-up. one thousand rounds of applause. zero notes.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eai4mxde7v3n6fe44t2ujdef/bafkreigfeucs6ocec554aqwpuvo4u753tqja66yfjvcw4n76xgz2wd3jve@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
i learned this from an archived elon fluff piece that i read a while back, and decided to get supporting evidence from the people’s encyclopedia
if u had asked me, 5min ago, how one could erase the love of apartheid from a family’s history but somehow make them sound WORSE, i would have ignored u
if u had asked me, 5min ago, how one could erase the love of apartheid from a family’s history but somehow make them sound WORSE, i would have ignored u
*muffled ai voice* pfeeze entuh UH gAme NUHbmf. bi-i*clack*-bye
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
*muffled ai voice* pfeeze entuh UH gAme NUHbmf. bi-i*clack*-bye
what the fuck am i doing with my life
October 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
what the fuck am i doing with my life
this is my bff’s turtle: she bought him in high school, when he was the size of a 50¢ coin. he is trying to fight me rn
guess his name. go ahead.
guess his name. go ahead.
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
this is my bff’s turtle: she bought him in high school, when he was the size of a 50¢ coin. he is trying to fight me rn
guess his name. go ahead.
guess his name. go ahead.
wow. basil REALLY said “i don’t cuddle for an audience”
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
wow. basil REALLY said “i don’t cuddle for an audience”
me, taking an approach to therapy that will ACTUALLY help me:
October 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
me, taking an approach to therapy that will ACTUALLY help me:
i feel like, beyond the sometimes-valid nonsense about being gentle with people who have gendered you incorrectly for 100% of yr life (you have to get it correct *once* to break the streak)
the fact that my neck, at age 7, was as wide as my torso should have softened the transgender blow
the fact that my neck, at age 7, was as wide as my torso should have softened the transgender blow
October 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
i feel like, beyond the sometimes-valid nonsense about being gentle with people who have gendered you incorrectly for 100% of yr life (you have to get it correct *once* to break the streak)
the fact that my neck, at age 7, was as wide as my torso should have softened the transgender blow
the fact that my neck, at age 7, was as wide as my torso should have softened the transgender blow
wedding accomplished! gotta go to the meat store now (to pick up meat)
October 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
wedding accomplished! gotta go to the meat store now (to pick up meat)
thrilled to report the jojo’s fandom has recovered from the compulsion to feel like the rug is going to be pulled from under us because we don’t deserve nice things such as “the steel ball run anime happening because netflix is, for unknowable reasons, handing netflix money to davpro *a third time*”
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
thrilled to report the jojo’s fandom has recovered from the compulsion to feel like the rug is going to be pulled from under us because we don’t deserve nice things such as “the steel ball run anime happening because netflix is, for unknowable reasons, handing netflix money to davpro *a third time*”
i truly do not want to learn ANYTHING MORE about this man and his insane relationship with his father. there’s no context that’s gonna make watching a grown man scream at daddy immediately before slobbering on daddy’s knob and thanking him for the honor feel like a good thing that happened to me
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i truly do not want to learn ANYTHING MORE about this man and his insane relationship with his father. there’s no context that’s gonna make watching a grown man scream at daddy immediately before slobbering on daddy’s knob and thanking him for the honor feel like a good thing that happened to me
@bulbousdreamer.darkwo.ke BRUTUS!!!! i’m worried about where the affirmation bot was on january 6th 😂
October 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
@bulbousdreamer.darkwo.ke BRUTUS!!!! i’m worried about where the affirmation bot was on january 6th 😂
honestly? the marvel cliff they throw women off of and fat thor are a reasonable ship
October 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
honestly? the marvel cliff they throw women off of and fat thor are a reasonable ship
new bennett foddy dropped
October 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
new bennett foddy dropped
who robbed the louvre? right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
who robbed the louvre? right answers only.
finished helping yr crush get ready for the halloween party <3 <3
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
finished helping yr crush get ready for the halloween party <3 <3
sexy tumblr vibes ea-nasir for me, THANK U!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
sexy tumblr vibes ea-nasir for me, THANK U!!!!
…have u ever seen what the delinquents of morioh look like in the light novel “jorge joestar” btw?
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
…have u ever seen what the delinquents of morioh look like in the light novel “jorge joestar” btw?
buying a pack of 600 eraser caps because i’m fed up with adulthood NOT having little trinkets it’s okay and safe to yeet at someone’s head when they’re being a real jag
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
buying a pack of 600 eraser caps because i’m fed up with adulthood NOT having little trinkets it’s okay and safe to yeet at someone’s head when they’re being a real jag
old women in my biofam sure love thinking i’m the bee’s knees but not doing kinda the bare minimum of human decency and generational solidarity by using my pronouns. and if you respected me as a— OH NO! i’m trygin,, to delete this jpeg of a juggy little shit plz stand by
October 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
old women in my biofam sure love thinking i’m the bee’s knees but not doing kinda the bare minimum of human decency and generational solidarity by using my pronouns. and if you respected me as a— OH NO! i’m trygin,, to delete this jpeg of a juggy little shit plz stand by
<3 <3
and also squinting in “she has WAY more than 300 friends”
and also squinting in “she has WAY more than 300 friends”
October 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
<3 <3
and also squinting in “she has WAY more than 300 friends”
and also squinting in “she has WAY more than 300 friends”