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@lizandry.bsky.social
sturdily attractive youth || renowned hater || nonbinary icon || chihuahua enthusiast
treats can be sent to me here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2FY718MS6YF1U
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i feel like my public relationship with my cat, garrus, is exactly like being the manager of, say, a joe manganiello
like, if i don’t skeet about my employer’s little whims today, tmz will survive. but sometimes i go “garrus do a big yawn” and the menchies get packed with celebrations of big yawn
like, if i don’t skeet about my employer’s little whims today, tmz will survive. but sometimes i go “garrus do a big yawn” and the menchies get packed with celebrations of big yawn
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
i feel like my public relationship with my cat, garrus, is exactly like being the manager of, say, a joe manganiello
like, if i don’t skeet about my employer’s little whims today, tmz will survive. but sometimes i go “garrus do a big yawn” and the menchies get packed with celebrations of big yawn
like, if i don’t skeet about my employer’s little whims today, tmz will survive. but sometimes i go “garrus do a big yawn” and the menchies get packed with celebrations of big yawn
i’m careful with my language around narcissism, as are most people who have to this day survived a parent with clinically-defined npd
but it’s fuckin CRAZY that my dad probably still lives on a boat that’s named after me and presumably doesn’t think that’s weird
but it’s fuckin CRAZY that my dad probably still lives on a boat that’s named after me and presumably doesn’t think that’s weird
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
i’m careful with my language around narcissism, as are most people who have to this day survived a parent with clinically-defined npd
but it’s fuckin CRAZY that my dad probably still lives on a boat that’s named after me and presumably doesn’t think that’s weird
but it’s fuckin CRAZY that my dad probably still lives on a boat that’s named after me and presumably doesn’t think that’s weird
cruisin for a bruisin
strivin for an unalivin
strivin for an unalivin
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
cruisin for a bruisin
strivin for an unalivin
strivin for an unalivin
hey, wanna hear the MOST insane dropout dot tv lore?
vimeo is a collegehumor product, and afaict is why dropout can be an independent streaming platform and also eat the cost of youtube memberships
i once reported a bug on the dropout app, and it was patched within hours
vimeo is a collegehumor product, and afaict is why dropout can be an independent streaming platform and also eat the cost of youtube memberships
i once reported a bug on the dropout app, and it was patched within hours
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
hey, wanna hear the MOST insane dropout dot tv lore?
vimeo is a collegehumor product, and afaict is why dropout can be an independent streaming platform and also eat the cost of youtube memberships
i once reported a bug on the dropout app, and it was patched within hours
vimeo is a collegehumor product, and afaict is why dropout can be an independent streaming platform and also eat the cost of youtube memberships
i once reported a bug on the dropout app, and it was patched within hours
i needed to work my way back from “so i have this idea about nihilism”, and it was like “is ‘cynicism’ anything?” “is ‘sarcasm’ anything?” “…okay, so sarcasm is having yr heart broken and trying to claim it’s FINE. cynicism is being too heartbroken to care. nihilism is borderline-healthy”
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i needed to work my way back from “so i have this idea about nihilism”, and it was like “is ‘cynicism’ anything?” “is ‘sarcasm’ anything?” “…okay, so sarcasm is having yr heart broken and trying to claim it’s FINE. cynicism is being too heartbroken to care. nihilism is borderline-healthy”
so i have a weirdly-high drug metabolism that i’ve been trying to figure out so i can, like… keep my threshold for critical, addictive meds as low as possible. and like… not bolt awake during surgy?
yr gonna feel just as dumb as i felt when i had this realization:
i literally have crohn’s disease.
yr gonna feel just as dumb as i felt when i had this realization:
i literally have crohn’s disease.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
so i have a weirdly-high drug metabolism that i’ve been trying to figure out so i can, like… keep my threshold for critical, addictive meds as low as possible. and like… not bolt awake during surgy?
yr gonna feel just as dumb as i felt when i had this realization:
i literally have crohn’s disease.
yr gonna feel just as dumb as i felt when i had this realization:
i literally have crohn’s disease.
if i was an athlete betting on my own sports games, i would simply bet that my team was going to win every time
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
if i was an athlete betting on my own sports games, i would simply bet that my team was going to win every time
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Top 5 movie genres
- Aesthetics of a mystery, jokes of a comedy
- Good For Her
- Having gay sex would be a lot less weird than what these two have going on (killing people)
- Very campy teen comedy
- Don’t worry, all of these rich people are going to die
- Aesthetics of a mystery, jokes of a comedy
- Good For Her
- Having gay sex would be a lot less weird than what these two have going on (killing people)
- Very campy teen comedy
- Don’t worry, all of these rich people are going to die
top five movie/media genres (this is hard!)
~ "Good for her!" horror (Midsommar, YJ)
~ strangers put into intense emotional situations (Bel Canto, The Magician's Assistant)
~ forbidden romance (Tristan & Isolde)
~ complicated wlw friendships
~ ridiculous musicals (Reefer Madness)
~ "Good for her!" horror (Midsommar, YJ)
~ strangers put into intense emotional situations (Bel Canto, The Magician's Assistant)
~ forbidden romance (Tristan & Isolde)
~ complicated wlw friendships
~ ridiculous musicals (Reefer Madness)
What are your top 5 movie/media genres?
Mine are:
• mythical Thing actually exists & is THE only thing holding the world together
• “I will hunt down every last one of you.” (John Wick)
• magical objects, end of the world
• self-aware horror parody (Evil Dead 2+)
• thinly veiled feminist allegory
Mine are:
• mythical Thing actually exists & is THE only thing holding the world together
• “I will hunt down every last one of you.” (John Wick)
• magical objects, end of the world
• self-aware horror parody (Evil Dead 2+)
• thinly veiled feminist allegory
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Top 5 movie genres
- Aesthetics of a mystery, jokes of a comedy
- Good For Her
- Having gay sex would be a lot less weird than what these two have going on (killing people)
- Very campy teen comedy
- Don’t worry, all of these rich people are going to die
- Aesthetics of a mystery, jokes of a comedy
- Good For Her
- Having gay sex would be a lot less weird than what these two have going on (killing people)
- Very campy teen comedy
- Don’t worry, all of these rich people are going to die
tween in the baggy three cheers-era mcr hoodie is so real for that tbh
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
tween in the baggy three cheers-era mcr hoodie is so real for that tbh
saw my legs off at the knee: there is nothing salvageable going on down there
but next time i hit the ice? i will survive longer than 30min
but next time i hit the ice? i will survive longer than 30min
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
saw my legs off at the knee: there is nothing salvageable going on down there
but next time i hit the ice? i will survive longer than 30min
but next time i hit the ice? i will survive longer than 30min
garrus hates being brushed about as much as he loves rolling back-first in any sticky shit he comes across
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
garrus hates being brushed about as much as he loves rolling back-first in any sticky shit he comes across
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The New York Times has always been like this
HERR HITLER AT HOME IN THE CLOUDS; High up on his favorite mountain he finds time for politics, solitude and frequent official parties. HERR HITLER IN THE CLOUDS (Published 1939)
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The New York Times has always been like this
it’s just, like… so beautiful that bret easton ellis titled his 1st or 2nd or 9th memoir (every opinion on this subject has merit) “white”
because he couldn’t sell the proposed title: “white privileged male”. he spends PAGES describing a south park episode about yelp. he is my favorite author.
because he couldn’t sell the proposed title: “white privileged male”. he spends PAGES describing a south park episode about yelp. he is my favorite author.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
it’s just, like… so beautiful that bret easton ellis titled his 1st or 2nd or 9th memoir (every opinion on this subject has merit) “white”
because he couldn’t sell the proposed title: “white privileged male”. he spends PAGES describing a south park episode about yelp. he is my favorite author.
because he couldn’t sell the proposed title: “white privileged male”. he spends PAGES describing a south park episode about yelp. he is my favorite author.
having a niece, niblings in general, is either one of the world’s greatest gifts and everyone who doesn’t think their niblings hung the moon is a flop… or my niece hung the moon and we’re ALL flops in comparison
the truth lies somewhere in the middle i fear
the truth lies somewhere in the middle i fear
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
having a niece, niblings in general, is either one of the world’s greatest gifts and everyone who doesn’t think their niblings hung the moon is a flop… or my niece hung the moon and we’re ALL flops in comparison
the truth lies somewhere in the middle i fear
the truth lies somewhere in the middle i fear
proud to announce that, with my niece’s help, i pared my eyeshadows “down to the basics”
and also used the photo eraser thing to pare this image down to one that has a weird carpet splotch instead of providing free toes to the tl
and also used the photo eraser thing to pare this image down to one that has a weird carpet splotch instead of providing free toes to the tl
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
proud to announce that, with my niece’s help, i pared my eyeshadows “down to the basics”
and also used the photo eraser thing to pare this image down to one that has a weird carpet splotch instead of providing free toes to the tl
and also used the photo eraser thing to pare this image down to one that has a weird carpet splotch instead of providing free toes to the tl
i thought to put my septum ring back in for my dentist appointment (i had it because my allergies were crazy this week), since i obvs have to take off my mask at the dentist
and, like… i’m glad i had my totem of power in place when they fucked me over. i would have just felt heartbroken without it
and, like… i’m glad i had my totem of power in place when they fucked me over. i would have just felt heartbroken without it
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
i thought to put my septum ring back in for my dentist appointment (i had it because my allergies were crazy this week), since i obvs have to take off my mask at the dentist
and, like… i’m glad i had my totem of power in place when they fucked me over. i would have just felt heartbroken without it
and, like… i’m glad i had my totem of power in place when they fucked me over. i would have just felt heartbroken without it
i left for a root canal appointment, 35mi from my house, right as it started *raining raining* and massively hydroplaned getting onto the freeway. which i am always afraid of, so i handled it exactly correctly
and then, as soon as i parked at the appointment, my nose started pouring blood. lmao
and then, as soon as i parked at the appointment, my nose started pouring blood. lmao
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i left for a root canal appointment, 35mi from my house, right as it started *raining raining* and massively hydroplaned getting onto the freeway. which i am always afraid of, so i handled it exactly correctly
and then, as soon as i parked at the appointment, my nose started pouring blood. lmao
and then, as soon as i parked at the appointment, my nose started pouring blood. lmao
fought for my life, and won =3
(picked up my first syringe of stelara on my new 28-day schedule, something like 35 days after my last dose on an 8-week schedule)
(picked up my first syringe of stelara on my new 28-day schedule, something like 35 days after my last dose on an 8-week schedule)
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
fought for my life, and won =3
(picked up my first syringe of stelara on my new 28-day schedule, something like 35 days after my last dose on an 8-week schedule)
(picked up my first syringe of stelara on my new 28-day schedule, something like 35 days after my last dose on an 8-week schedule)
someone pointed out pokèmon: the first movie is technically a frankenstein adaptation, and i need to go to the hopspital now. i busted a gut
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
someone pointed out pokèmon: the first movie is technically a frankenstein adaptation, and i need to go to the hopspital now. i busted a gut
do u ever look at the demi-fiend (guy in my cover photo) and just think “wow. i love my wretched, nasty little dirtbag son”?
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
do u ever look at the demi-fiend (guy in my cover photo) and just think “wow. i love my wretched, nasty little dirtbag son”?
i just saw priyanka chopra for the first time. and i passed away.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i just saw priyanka chopra for the first time. and i passed away.
okay but YOU KNOW this man’s peter griffin impression is off the chart
couldn’t tell you if this man is 25 or 45
what i CAN tell you is that he 100% trusted a fart and paid the price
what i CAN tell you is that he 100% trusted a fart and paid the price
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
okay but YOU KNOW this man’s peter griffin impression is off the chart
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People are asking
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
People are asking
i let princess weekes, the youtuber, slumber in my recs for months. because sometimes you can see a best friend coming, and you want to prepare for that shit
she watched girls in the thick of a breakup 10 months ago, and omg. THIS is the girls discourse we deserved the entire time. what a delight.
she watched girls in the thick of a breakup 10 months ago, and omg. THIS is the girls discourse we deserved the entire time. what a delight.
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
i let princess weekes, the youtuber, slumber in my recs for months. because sometimes you can see a best friend coming, and you want to prepare for that shit
she watched girls in the thick of a breakup 10 months ago, and omg. THIS is the girls discourse we deserved the entire time. what a delight.
she watched girls in the thick of a breakup 10 months ago, and omg. THIS is the girls discourse we deserved the entire time. what a delight.
passing for sober at the family function, when it is noon o’clock and i am blitzed out of my fucking mind
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
passing for sober at the family function, when it is noon o’clock and i am blitzed out of my fucking mind