laz (acetaminotistic)
@littlelaz.bsky.social
silly goose by day, feral autistic swarm of bees with too much ragdoll physics also by day
“magic is just science that we don’t understand yet” - jinkx monsoon
“magic is just science that we don’t understand yet” - jinkx monsoon
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personally i think permanently deleting pdf files is okay, no need for the purgatory of the recycle bin
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
personally i think permanently deleting pdf files is okay, no need for the purgatory of the recycle bin
it’s becoming self aware
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
it’s becoming self aware
yesterday was international men’s day and the men didn’t care lmaooooooooooooooo
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
yesterday was international men’s day and the men didn’t care lmaooooooooooooooo
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you guys i don't think the president is doing great like mentally
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
you guys i don't think the president is doing great like mentally
brain started calling bluesky “blooskey” and i fear i cannot stop
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
brain started calling bluesky “blooskey” and i fear i cannot stop
trump: *sliding note across table to congress*
“should i release the files?
◾️yes
◾️no
◾️yes but then i’ll ‘open an investigation’ into them so that i dont have to release them anyway
◾️i did not go down on bill clinton but i would have given him the best bj- big bjs, millions and millions of bjs”
“should i release the files?
◾️yes
◾️no
◾️yes but then i’ll ‘open an investigation’ into them so that i dont have to release them anyway
◾️i did not go down on bill clinton but i would have given him the best bj- big bjs, millions and millions of bjs”
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
trump: *sliding note across table to congress*
“should i release the files?
◾️yes
◾️no
◾️yes but then i’ll ‘open an investigation’ into them so that i dont have to release them anyway
◾️i did not go down on bill clinton but i would have given him the best bj- big bjs, millions and millions of bjs”
“should i release the files?
◾️yes
◾️no
◾️yes but then i’ll ‘open an investigation’ into them so that i dont have to release them anyway
◾️i did not go down on bill clinton but i would have given him the best bj- big bjs, millions and millions of bjs”
what if trump makes putin mad enough that putin starts releasing epstein files
that would be chaotically on brand i feel like
that would be chaotically on brand i feel like
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
what if trump makes putin mad enough that putin starts releasing epstein files
that would be chaotically on brand i feel like
that would be chaotically on brand i feel like
hey so marjorie taylor greene is still a traitor to this country in case we forgot
and she’ll go right back to loudly being a traitor to this country once it benefits her the most
and she’ll go right back to loudly being a traitor to this country once it benefits her the most
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
hey so marjorie taylor greene is still a traitor to this country in case we forgot
and she’ll go right back to loudly being a traitor to this country once it benefits her the most
and she’ll go right back to loudly being a traitor to this country once it benefits her the most
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Big tent for Marjorie Taylor Greene but not for trans people huh
Fuck your tent I didn't want to pee in it anyway.
Fuck your tent I didn't want to pee in it anyway.
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Big tent for Marjorie Taylor Greene but not for trans people huh
Fuck your tent I didn't want to pee in it anyway.
Fuck your tent I didn't want to pee in it anyway.
i’m creeping up on 30 and i still perceive people my age as looking like we’re fresh out of high school, so 15, 16, 17, even 18 year olds?? CHILDREN. THEY’RE CHILDREN.
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i’m creeping up on 30 and i still perceive people my age as looking like we’re fresh out of high school, so 15, 16, 17, even 18 year olds?? CHILDREN. THEY’RE CHILDREN.
how long until maga starts saying “blowing bill clinton isn’t even bad, actually”
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
how long until maga starts saying “blowing bill clinton isn’t even bad, actually”
does it matter if both answers will get you this look anyway
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
does it matter if both answers will get you this look anyway
OCT 10, 2024:
since the weather is out to get me, here is the first photo i took of the lights at 7pm on oct 10th of last year. note how it’s not even dark yet.
anyway have fun with ur clear skies, im not mad, not mad at all, so happy for u, im fine
since the weather is out to get me, here is the first photo i took of the lights at 7pm on oct 10th of last year. note how it’s not even dark yet.
anyway have fun with ur clear skies, im not mad, not mad at all, so happy for u, im fine
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
OCT 10, 2024:
since the weather is out to get me, here is the first photo i took of the lights at 7pm on oct 10th of last year. note how it’s not even dark yet.
anyway have fun with ur clear skies, im not mad, not mad at all, so happy for u, im fine
since the weather is out to get me, here is the first photo i took of the lights at 7pm on oct 10th of last year. note how it’s not even dark yet.
anyway have fun with ur clear skies, im not mad, not mad at all, so happy for u, im fine
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If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.
living in a rural town is so funny because while i’m at the doctor today she’s like “i’m making you guys dinner on thursday, does this this and this sound good?” and im like hell yeah girl can i come and get a tour of ur new house sometime too
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
living in a rural town is so funny because while i’m at the doctor today she’s like “i’m making you guys dinner on thursday, does this this and this sound good?” and im like hell yeah girl can i come and get a tour of ur new house sometime too
now @governor.ny.gov has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time and completely reform health insurance in NY state, making it better than any insurance schumer could ever dream of, and then tell him he cant have it
a buffering cat icon can dream
a buffering cat icon can dream
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
now @governor.ny.gov has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time and completely reform health insurance in NY state, making it better than any insurance schumer could ever dream of, and then tell him he cant have it
a buffering cat icon can dream
a buffering cat icon can dream
some former staffer who may have snagged any part of the epstein files on their way out during the doge chaos has the best leverage of anyone on planet earth right now, and it would be really great for them to use it if they exist
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
some former staffer who may have snagged any part of the epstein files on their way out during the doge chaos has the best leverage of anyone on planet earth right now, and it would be really great for them to use it if they exist
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If Dems cave tonight on the shutdown without any guarantees on an ACA extension vote, call it a day on this leadership team and primary every single one of the members who made this happen.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If Dems cave tonight on the shutdown without any guarantees on an ACA extension vote, call it a day on this leadership team and primary every single one of the members who made this happen.
dear @schumer.senate.gov, the recent new york city mayoral election would like to have a word with you.
sincerely, kiss your senate seat goodbye, it doesn’t have the back support for those with no spines.
sincerely, kiss your senate seat goodbye, it doesn’t have the back support for those with no spines.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
dear @schumer.senate.gov, the recent new york city mayoral election would like to have a word with you.
sincerely, kiss your senate seat goodbye, it doesn’t have the back support for those with no spines.
sincerely, kiss your senate seat goodbye, it doesn’t have the back support for those with no spines.
needed to have an emergency family meeting tonight w/ my parents and aunts and uncles, the meeting ended up being run extremely smoothly by me and another family member who cannot go five minutes in a room together without arguing. is this the shadow realm, or just survival mode? anyway i hate 2025
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
needed to have an emergency family meeting tonight w/ my parents and aunts and uncles, the meeting ended up being run extremely smoothly by me and another family member who cannot go five minutes in a room together without arguing. is this the shadow realm, or just survival mode? anyway i hate 2025
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
audhd is so dumb sometimes, like what do you MEAN i’m crying because a chair in the kitchen that was moved 6 inches to the right threw off my entire day and it compounded itself to the point of a meltdown
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
audhd is so dumb sometimes, like what do you MEAN i’m crying because a chair in the kitchen that was moved 6 inches to the right threw off my entire day and it compounded itself to the point of a meltdown
even the onion is on its regular bullshit again, we are healing
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
even the onion is on its regular bullshit again, we are healing
hi yes does anyone have any tips on how to remind myself that yesterday was real
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
hi yes does anyone have any tips on how to remind myself that yesterday was real
IT’S MAYOR MAMDANI TIME
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
IT’S MAYOR MAMDANI TIME