laz (acetaminotistic)
@littlelaz.bsky.social
silly goose by day, feral autistic swarm of bees with too much ragdoll physics also by day
“magic is just science that we don’t understand yet” - jinkx monsoon
“magic is just science that we don’t understand yet” - jinkx monsoon
i think that legally i have to leave this alone to give this post maximum juju
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
i think that legally i have to leave this alone to give this post maximum juju
don’t you hate it when my homie @winterfrostwx.bsky.social throws facts at you, you ask grok, and grok just adds more facts hahahahahahhahahaha
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
don’t you hate it when my homie @winterfrostwx.bsky.social throws facts at you, you ask grok, and grok just adds more facts hahahahahahhahahaha
literally everyone throwing cuomo in the trash for mamdani is the change you love to see in the world
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
literally everyone throwing cuomo in the trash for mamdani is the change you love to see in the world
doing the lord’s work, deb, i salute you
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
doing the lord’s work, deb, i salute you
OCT 10, 2024:
since the weather is out to get me, here is the first photo i took of the lights at 7pm on oct 10th of last year. note how it’s not even dark yet.
anyway have fun with ur clear skies, im not mad, not mad at all, so happy for u, im fine
since the weather is out to get me, here is the first photo i took of the lights at 7pm on oct 10th of last year. note how it’s not even dark yet.
anyway have fun with ur clear skies, im not mad, not mad at all, so happy for u, im fine
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
OCT 10, 2024:
since the weather is out to get me, here is the first photo i took of the lights at 7pm on oct 10th of last year. note how it’s not even dark yet.
anyway have fun with ur clear skies, im not mad, not mad at all, so happy for u, im fine
since the weather is out to get me, here is the first photo i took of the lights at 7pm on oct 10th of last year. note how it’s not even dark yet.
anyway have fun with ur clear skies, im not mad, not mad at all, so happy for u, im fine
me trying to be happy for yall when that should be ME TOO but i got CLOUDS
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
me trying to be happy for yall when that should be ME TOO but i got CLOUDS
relevant!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
relevant!!!!!!
early voted today and was given this sticker. i know it was made by a student somewhere (very good job student, you’re good at the art) and the eagle is waving. you gotta understand though, that it’s ✨2025✨ and i had to do a quintuple take at this.
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 AM
early voted today and was given this sticker. i know it was made by a student somewhere (very good job student, you’re good at the art) and the eagle is waving. you gotta understand though, that it’s ✨2025✨ and i had to do a quintuple take at this.
1/2 of my wins and joys was rescued from our property as an injured feral. if you told me in those first few months that at some point he would be curled up on the couch with me like this, i would have fainted on the spot.
(the other 1/2 of my wins and joys does not like him, but i digress.)
(the other 1/2 of my wins and joys does not like him, but i digress.)
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
1/2 of my wins and joys was rescued from our property as an injured feral. if you told me in those first few months that at some point he would be curled up on the couch with me like this, i would have fainted on the spot.
(the other 1/2 of my wins and joys does not like him, but i digress.)
(the other 1/2 of my wins and joys does not like him, but i digress.)
9y/o me: do we ever learn to just be ourselves during therapy
28y/o me: today i spent 5 minutes trying to explain any lore on bbno$ that i could make sense of to provide context to a joke i thought of at 4:30 this morning
9y/o me: what
28 y/o me: she googled him and went like this for a sec
28y/o me: today i spent 5 minutes trying to explain any lore on bbno$ that i could make sense of to provide context to a joke i thought of at 4:30 this morning
9y/o me: what
28 y/o me: she googled him and went like this for a sec
October 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
9y/o me: do we ever learn to just be ourselves during therapy
28y/o me: today i spent 5 minutes trying to explain any lore on bbno$ that i could make sense of to provide context to a joke i thought of at 4:30 this morning
9y/o me: what
28 y/o me: she googled him and went like this for a sec
28y/o me: today i spent 5 minutes trying to explain any lore on bbno$ that i could make sense of to provide context to a joke i thought of at 4:30 this morning
9y/o me: what
28 y/o me: she googled him and went like this for a sec
whoever got this past the higher ups at swiss miss deserves an award tbh
October 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
whoever got this past the higher ups at swiss miss deserves an award tbh
in which friend that luna adores visited, brought her bf that luna has never met, luna was indecisive on loving on her and staying away from her bf, ended up laying in bed with one paw on me presumably for emotional support
October 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
in which friend that luna adores visited, brought her bf that luna has never met, luna was indecisive on loving on her and staying away from her bf, ended up laying in bed with one paw on me presumably for emotional support
fluffy car has tummy issues and gets prescription food. fat car does not. fat car is former feral, eats everything in sight. prescription food gets set where fat car can’t get it. fat car gets it. fluffy car becomes blindingly enraged. fluffy car shits on my bedroom floor twice.
October 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
fluffy car has tummy issues and gets prescription food. fat car does not. fat car is former feral, eats everything in sight. prescription food gets set where fat car can’t get it. fat car gets it. fluffy car becomes blindingly enraged. fluffy car shits on my bedroom floor twice.
got very excellent news that isnt even my own news so you all get car content because im quite giddy
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
got very excellent news that isnt even my own news so you all get car content because im quite giddy
this screenshot sums up exactly what it’s like to be friends with me
September 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
this screenshot sums up exactly what it’s like to be friends with me
car must know what you are doing at all times. big brother is watching
September 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
car must know what you are doing at all times. big brother is watching
well, at least *my* algorithm is doubling down
September 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
well, at least *my* algorithm is doubling down
right yes car content
September 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
right yes car content
today was shit but at least some news network blessed us with this graphic, i will now bc dropping it in the gc anytime i have something to say
September 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
today was shit but at least some news network blessed us with this graphic, i will now bc dropping it in the gc anytime i have something to say
hey autistic gang, just checking, is the new hope in the room with us right now
September 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
hey autistic gang, just checking, is the new hope in the room with us right now
accidental comedy
September 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
accidental comedy
antifa is getting funded?
September 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
antifa is getting funded?
right, sorry irl friends who follow me for car content, here’s some braided peets
September 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
right, sorry irl friends who follow me for car content, here’s some braided peets