laz (acetaminotistic)
@littlelaz.bsky.social
silly goose by day, feral autistic swarm of bees with too much ragdoll physics also by day
“magic is just science that we don’t understand yet” - jinkx monsoon
“magic is just science that we don’t understand yet” - jinkx monsoon
for my sanity i need this to be ai but also for my sanity i need this to not be ai, do you see my problem here
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
for my sanity i need this to be ai but also for my sanity i need this to not be ai, do you see my problem here
even the authoritarian orange is not immune to the mayor mamdani effect
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
even the authoritarian orange is not immune to the mayor mamdani effect
grok decided to revolt yet again
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
grok decided to revolt yet again
jerry… maybe?
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
jerry… maybe?
im sorry i got to “elected to lead” and then my brain took a detour
a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words " i was elected to lead not to read "
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words " i was elected to lead not to read "
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
im sorry i got to “elected to lead” and then my brain took a detour
bold of you to assume that WOULD shut him up
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
bold of you to assume that WOULD shut him up
imagine realizing your wife is cheating because you dont have a water tower on your house
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
imagine realizing your wife is cheating because you dont have a water tower on your house
as long as the turkey wasn’t named bubba, i have no further questions
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
as long as the turkey wasn’t named bubba, i have no further questions
the gettysburg address was just a distraction from the epstein files
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
the gettysburg address was just a distraction from the epstein files
me: wait wait wait wait why are we outright saying we dont want an election now, hold the fffffff-
me: oh you’re talking about canada’s budget vote, carry on
me: oh you’re talking about canada’s budget vote, carry on
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
me: wait wait wait wait why are we outright saying we dont want an election now, hold the fffffff-
me: oh you’re talking about canada’s budget vote, carry on
me: oh you’re talking about canada’s budget vote, carry on
god i really hope some staffer nabbed things on the way out during the first part of the doge wreckage, they have the opportunity to be the biggest american hero of all time
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
god i really hope some staffer nabbed things on the way out during the first part of the doge wreckage, they have the opportunity to be the biggest american hero of all time
ok chance, stay crusty
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
ok chance, stay crusty
she’s beating systems we didnt even consider as possibilities
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
she’s beating systems we didnt even consider as possibilities
doing the lord’s work, deb, i salute you
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
doing the lord’s work, deb, i salute you