When he kicks it with his little fluffy butt

It's so extremely wild to see that in less than 3 months Elon single-handedly is shredding decades of work the CIA did to build economic soft-power bases throughout Africa and Asia.

bro actually is ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of the American Empire in real time

Kibera is the poorest place I’ve ever been and forcing people there to look at CSAM to train AI for $2 an hour is the worst thing I can imagine

you can eat hash browns at any meal. they don't want you to know this, but it's true.

A real one, two, three punch of leopards eating your face

Online atheists in 1997: Don't use BC and AD, they have religious connotations. Use BCE and CE.

Online atheists now: My brother in Christ, it is the year of our Lord 2023.

im tired of this grandpa!!!!

You can pretty much condense the last decade of tech into these two posts

when a boy dinner and a girl dinner love each other very much they make fourthmeal

Yesterday, my advisor called me to tell me he was pretty excited that the chapter I sent him was dealing with a wide variety of sources in a special way, with a lot of sensitivity and depth all at once, and that good word meant a lot to me.

Ok—I was 10. Mickey Rooney was supposed to sign autographs at the horse track where my mom worked. Rooney only wanted to play the ponies, signed like one autograph and then got annoyed & tried to bolt. Mob of sad kids. I was furious and yelled “get him!” Mob went wild. Boy, did Mickey Rooney run.

We can be friends now. Hello.