Lil Flonase
@lilflonase.bsky.social
Flaneur. reply gentleman. cinema. cat respecter.
Philly 🦅 Abolish Ice
I block people who jackoff to cartoons
Philly 🦅 Abolish Ice
I block people who jackoff to cartoons
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Lil Flonase
@lilflonase.bsky.social
· May 13
If you’re not dressed like the Hamburglar it isn’t a crime
Any sign of those Epstein files
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Any sign of those Epstein files
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
If click on listen to page on ur iPhone on a paywalled link such as Reuters it reads the entire article for you free of charge
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If click on listen to page on ur iPhone on a paywalled link such as Reuters it reads the entire article for you free of charge
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Come on, @nytimes.com. There is a massive scandal brewing that Russia authored the purported American "peace" plan and *these* are your headlines on what is happening?
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Come on, @nytimes.com. There is a massive scandal brewing that Russia authored the purported American "peace" plan and *these* are your headlines on what is happening?
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José Genitalinho
Portugal, Beja, Catholic Church Records, 1550-1913
Portugal, Beja, Catholic Church Records, 1550-1913
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
José Genitalinho
Portugal, Beja, Catholic Church Records, 1550-1913
Portugal, Beja, Catholic Church Records, 1550-1913
Morons. We are doomed
The plan was leaked by the Russians and no one in America’s historically inept administration knew what anyone else was doing so people started getting behind it because they thought it was official policy.
Putin totally played the US, knowing full well he was up against incompetents and idiots.
Putin totally played the US, knowing full well he was up against incompetents and idiots.
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Morons. We are doomed
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Republican Senator Mike Rounds said Secretary of State Marco Rubio, in a call to senators, confirmed the so-called 28-point “peace plan” was actually a Russian wishlist and is “not the administration’s position”. Nor is there any threat to cut off weapons or intelligence to Ukraine.
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Republican Senator Mike Rounds said Secretary of State Marco Rubio, in a call to senators, confirmed the so-called 28-point “peace plan” was actually a Russian wishlist and is “not the administration’s position”. Nor is there any threat to cut off weapons or intelligence to Ukraine.
I got more sweaters than Carlton from Fresh Prince
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I got more sweaters than Carlton from Fresh Prince
Mystical Magical by Benson Boone is one of the worst pieces of garbage I’ve ever heard.
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Mystical Magical by Benson Boone is one of the worst pieces of garbage I’ve ever heard.
Every braying idiot rube getting fleeced rn. some prolonged panic selling would really ass-fuck a number of billionaires.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Every braying idiot rube getting fleeced rn. some prolonged panic selling would really ass-fuck a number of billionaires.
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"People are selling bitcoin because Christmas is around the corner and they're saying, 'I ain't got no money to buy my son a GI Joe with the kung-fu grip because of the tariffs.'"
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"People are selling bitcoin because Christmas is around the corner and they're saying, 'I ain't got no money to buy my son a GI Joe with the kung-fu grip because of the tariffs.'"
‘Imma give everyone $2k’is something to say when you’ve just been implicated in a major child sex trafficking ring.
If you think Americans are getting $2,000 checks, you are a gullible mark. Even Kevin Hassett has acknowledged this requires congress. He is grifting and promising things that will never be delivered
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
‘Imma give everyone $2k’is something to say when you’ve just been implicated in a major child sex trafficking ring.
If you think Americans are getting $2,000 checks, you are a gullible mark. Even Kevin Hassett has acknowledged this requires congress. He is grifting and promising things that will never be delivered
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
If you think Americans are getting $2,000 checks, you are a gullible mark. Even Kevin Hassett has acknowledged this requires congress. He is grifting and promising things that will never be delivered
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I know there was some HEAT coming off that Game of Thrones coochie. Luckily everybody smelled like garbage juice so it just blended right in.
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I know there was some HEAT coming off that Game of Thrones coochie. Luckily everybody smelled like garbage juice so it just blended right in.
Every review of cologne sounds incredible but 90% of them smell like dog’s asshole
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Every review of cologne sounds incredible but 90% of them smell like dog’s asshole
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BG rocking one of the best hats I’ve ever seen
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
BG rocking one of the best hats I’ve ever seen
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license plate data merged with credit header data, marriage records, vehicle ownership, and voter registrations, in one app for ICE agents. oh and it sends push notifications when someone they're seeking is nearby.
🆒: www.404media.co/this-app-let...
🆒: www.404media.co/this-app-let...
This App Lets ICE Track Vehicles and Owners Across the Country
Material viewed by 404 Media shows data giant Thomson Reuters enriches license plate data with marriage, voter, and ownership records. The tool can predict where a car may be in the future.
www.404media.co
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
license plate data merged with credit header data, marriage records, vehicle ownership, and voter registrations, in one app for ICE agents. oh and it sends push notifications when someone they're seeking is nearby.
🆒: www.404media.co/this-app-let...
🆒: www.404media.co/this-app-let...
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David Semen Heater
Kentucky, Births and Christenings, 1839-1960
Kentucky, Births and Christenings, 1839-1960
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
David Semen Heater
Kentucky, Births and Christenings, 1839-1960
Kentucky, Births and Christenings, 1839-1960
The reason the Eagles and Lions haven’t played since 2022 is because the Eagles have been going to Superbowlz while the Lions have been choke artists. Thanks
Gauwe Birds
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The reason the Eagles and Lions haven’t played since 2022 is because the Eagles have been going to Superbowlz while the Lions have been choke artists. Thanks
We should all know less about each other
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We should all know less about each other
I’m not surprised that AL still has slavery but Hyundai? Won’t catch me buying one of these cars ever
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m not surprised that AL still has slavery but Hyundai? Won’t catch me buying one of these cars ever
They’re going to give you $500 bucks to pay for your $80k surgery
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
They’re going to give you $500 bucks to pay for your $80k surgery
Holy shit, Legos are not good gifts for my 5 year old. Please stop giving us this crap
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Holy shit, Legos are not good gifts for my 5 year old. Please stop giving us this crap