and by ‘read’ I mean play the audio book at 2x while I play video games and tweet my grievances

lol they don’t feel shame

Also no Fortune 500 CEO would be allowed to to say the racist shit he says but it’s fine for them to sit next to him and nod while he does it.

He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.

Her husband told her that detainees at Broadview had to get up at 5am to get in line for one bathroom. He often peed himself. One time he had to wait until 2pm to use the bathroom. You could only use the bathroom once a day. He said the agents would beat you if you used the bathroom on yourself.

Make very day your masterpiece

It’s a Big Shot turd encased in a plastic basketball.

Nobody at Axios has ever heard of jerking off

He’s just describing how they’re going to extend the credits but it’s somehow a win for him & he allowed it to happen

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Shitcoins are a hedge for nothing whatsoever