Clarke
@likeagrudge.bsky.social
write a rhyme in graffiti and every show you see me in deep concentration 'cause I'm no comedian
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Retweet to honour the leader of the free world
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Retweet to honour the leader of the free world
her tail's puffed up
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
Spinning ball of death
Spinning ball of death
Share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
Four point five minutes.
Four point five minutes.
October 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
her tail's puffed up
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People who push for more gun control under Trump truly baffle me
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
People who push for more gun control under Trump truly baffle me
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I genuinely do not understand why seemingly a lot of people like listening to Donald Trump talk.
October 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I genuinely do not understand why seemingly a lot of people like listening to Donald Trump talk.
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The Internet favors Saw Gerrera over Mon Mothma because Mon Mothma represents their mom
October 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Internet favors Saw Gerrera over Mon Mothma because Mon Mothma represents their mom
Oh God damn it.
Eh, mine's worded differently and I'm doing it at a dispensary so what are the chances they'll remember having heard it?
Eh, mine's worded differently and I'm doing it at a dispensary so what are the chances they'll remember having heard it?
Just got back from the Riyadh Comedy Festival and boy are my arms chopped off.
October 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh God damn it.
Eh, mine's worded differently and I'm doing it at a dispensary so what are the chances they'll remember having heard it?
Eh, mine's worded differently and I'm doing it at a dispensary so what are the chances they'll remember having heard it?
Yeah I thought the same thing after literally every Trump-related development over the past decade, but good luck on Polymarket
honestly think the kimmel thing is gonna be a massive normie turning point.
September 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Yeah I thought the same thing after literally every Trump-related development over the past decade, but good luck on Polymarket
Kinda figured Charlie McCarthyism would look more like a ventriloquism renaissance
September 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Kinda figured Charlie McCarthyism would look more like a ventriloquism renaissance
Nobody remembers Ring of Fire, huh?
RFK please quit and just start an unlistenable podcast instead for the love of god
Massive walkout underway at CDC.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Nobody remembers Ring of Fire, huh?
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Step 1: propose materially significant policies
Step 2: campaign on the policies without compromising values
Step 3: win
Step 2: campaign on the policies without compromising values
Step 3: win
August 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Step 1: propose materially significant policies
Step 2: campaign on the policies without compromising values
Step 3: win
Step 2: campaign on the policies without compromising values
Step 3: win
Reminder to Republicans: safety first, don't blow off your extremities by mishandling backyard fireworks
𝘐 wanna do it
𝘐 wanna do it
July 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Reminder to Republicans: safety first, don't blow off your extremities by mishandling backyard fireworks
𝘐 wanna do it
𝘐 wanna do it
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WE COULD HAVE SENT ALL OF THIS EQUIPMENT TO UKRAINE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THIS ADMINISTRATION SO MUCH THESE STRYKERS SHOULD BE IN KURSK
Roughly 20 US Army M1126 Stryker Infantry Carrier Vehicles sitting just off the National Mall in Washington D.C. this evening.
June 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
WE COULD HAVE SENT ALL OF THIS EQUIPMENT TO UKRAINE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THIS ADMINISTRATION SO MUCH THESE STRYKERS SHOULD BE IN KURSK
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At the rate this is going, afterwards we are going to have to let LA make five or six “love letter to the movies” movies. Another thing to never forgive this regime for
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
At the rate this is going, afterwards we are going to have to let LA make five or six “love letter to the movies” movies. Another thing to never forgive this regime for
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My messaging advice: if you are going to wave Mexican flag at a protest, don't do it wearing a mask on top of a burning car
June 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My messaging advice: if you are going to wave Mexican flag at a protest, don't do it wearing a mask on top of a burning car
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Long live Krypto (the dog not the scammy currency).
May 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Long live Krypto (the dog not the scammy currency).
