LightMikey
@lightmikey.bsky.social
Lighting geekery. Foodie. Occasionally catch a Pokèmon. Becomes Eurovision pilled between March and May. He/Him
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The Führer is laser focused on annexing the Sudenteland
Where's the same focus on lowering the cost of bratwurst?
Where's the same focus on lowering the cost of bratwurst?
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The Führer is laser focused on annexing the Sudenteland
Where's the same focus on lowering the cost of bratwurst?
Where's the same focus on lowering the cost of bratwurst?
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I Carry A Torch For You*
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I Carry A Torch For You*
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I mean things may get stupider
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I mean things may get stupider
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This is partly because this year's flu vaccine is about as useful as a plate of pizza rolls, and I don't see them getting much better while Papa Nurgle continues to eviscerate the CDC.
Emergency visits for the flu triple in Alexandria, prompting calls for more vaccinations
Emergency visits for the flu triple in Alexandria, prompting calls for more vaccinations | ALXnow
After a reported uptick in flu, COVID-19 and other illnesses in the city, the Alexandria Health Department is recommending the flu shot and and other preventative measures to stay healthy. Flu-related...
www.alxnow.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
This is partly because this year's flu vaccine is about as useful as a plate of pizza rolls, and I don't see them getting much better while Papa Nurgle continues to eviscerate the CDC.
I don't have kids, but absolutely marking this date. I remember last year, where it turned into a livestream of 200 people trying to buy the equivalent of the last cabbage patch kid at Walmart.
Alexandria summer camp registration opens Feb. 18
Alexandria summer camp registration opens Feb. 18
Programs for ages 2-17 include sports, arts, STEM and more
dlvr.it
January 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I don't have kids, but absolutely marking this date. I remember last year, where it turned into a livestream of 200 people trying to buy the equivalent of the last cabbage patch kid at Walmart.
My archive box of @theonion.com news-papers has arrived, and the outstanding gem is the 1994 Onion Illustrated swimsuit issue.
The lines between parody and real ads are a bit blurry, but the Nitty Gritty still exists at that location. Tempted to show up next month for some cheap gritty burgers.
The lines between parody and real ads are a bit blurry, but the Nitty Gritty still exists at that location. Tempted to show up next month for some cheap gritty burgers.
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
My archive box of @theonion.com news-papers has arrived, and the outstanding gem is the 1994 Onion Illustrated swimsuit issue.
The lines between parody and real ads are a bit blurry, but the Nitty Gritty still exists at that location. Tempted to show up next month for some cheap gritty burgers.
The lines between parody and real ads are a bit blurry, but the Nitty Gritty still exists at that location. Tempted to show up next month for some cheap gritty burgers.
Current time zone: Cabo Verde
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Current time zone: Cabo Verde
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This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
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Michelin restaurant food poisoning offers 10-course vomit experience
Michelin restaurant food poisoning offers 10-course vomit experience
Toronto ON - Michelin restaurant, Aluris 2090, is proudly serving a food poisoning experience that creates a 10-course vomit experience.
www.thebeaverton.com
January 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Michelin restaurant food poisoning offers 10-course vomit experience
27.5 hours later, we are home.
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
27.5 hours later, we are home.
We are starting to board, but:
They are fueling the plane while we are boarding.
So small groups at a time, and do not connect your seatbelt until the captain gives the okay.
Travel: for those unforgettable life experiences.
They are fueling the plane while we are boarding.
So small groups at a time, and do not connect your seatbelt until the captain gives the okay.
Travel: for those unforgettable life experiences.
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
We are starting to board, but:
They are fueling the plane while we are boarding.
So small groups at a time, and do not connect your seatbelt until the captain gives the okay.
Travel: for those unforgettable life experiences.
They are fueling the plane while we are boarding.
So small groups at a time, and do not connect your seatbelt until the captain gives the okay.
Travel: for those unforgettable life experiences.
They have vending machine waffles here.
Plot twist: it is made out of doughnut.
Plot twist: it is made out of doughnut.
January 4, 2026 at 10:53 AM
They have vending machine waffles here.
Plot twist: it is made out of doughnut.
Plot twist: it is made out of doughnut.
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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When stuck in Frankfurt for a six hour layover, there must be consuming of the city's namesake.
Bite at the end included for scale.
Verdict: excellent snap. Hella flavor.
Bite at the end included for scale.
Verdict: excellent snap. Hella flavor.
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 AM
When stuck in Frankfurt for a six hour layover, there must be consuming of the city's namesake.
Bite at the end included for scale.
Verdict: excellent snap. Hella flavor.
Bite at the end included for scale.
Verdict: excellent snap. Hella flavor.
*moves one timezone west*
Brain: Back on eastern time!
Brain: Back on eastern time!
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 AM
*moves one timezone west*
Brain: Back on eastern time!
Brain: Back on eastern time!
When Mikey was in Egypt's land
Let my
Mikey
goooooooooooo
Let my
Mikey
goooooooooooo
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
When Mikey was in Egypt's land
Let my
Mikey
goooooooooooo
Let my
Mikey
goooooooooooo
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The Democrats helped shut down the government and showed you can exercise some real power in the minority. Then they gave it away for nothing rather than extracting concessions.
Americans who demand nothing of their elected leaders are some of the most pathetic people in the country.
Americans who demand nothing of their elected leaders are some of the most pathetic people in the country.
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The Democrats helped shut down the government and showed you can exercise some real power in the minority. Then they gave it away for nothing rather than extracting concessions.
Americans who demand nothing of their elected leaders are some of the most pathetic people in the country.
Americans who demand nothing of their elected leaders are some of the most pathetic people in the country.
UPDATE: Having carefully placed the magic bean into a pot of fertile soil, a third strongly worded letter has been released.
Currently, two of my reps have issued strongly worded letters. The third is probably too busy trading ACA subsidies for a magic bean.
Good job, vichy reps.
Good job, vichy reps.
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
UPDATE: Having carefully placed the magic bean into a pot of fertile soil, a third strongly worded letter has been released.
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And that's why the Taliban are no longer in power.
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
And that's why the Taliban are no longer in power.
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Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
OTTAWA - This morning, in an unscheduled press statement, the Prime Minister's Office has said that Prime Minister Mark Carney has turned off geolocation services for all his electronic devices "for n...
www.thebeaverton.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
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Trump being fine with Maduro’s VP is definitely the funniest possibility
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Trump being fine with Maduro’s VP is definitely the funniest possibility
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Thank you Andy Cohen, this is now my new favorite meme for 2026
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Thank you Andy Cohen, this is now my new favorite meme for 2026
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