LightMikey
@lightmikey.bsky.social
Lighting geekery. Foodie. Occasionally catch a Pokèmon. Becomes Eurovision pilled between March and May. He/Him
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Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
YAAASSSS
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
YAAASSSS
50% Petty Activist, 50% YIMBY Keyboard Warrior
Turns out the real political spectrum is just how people feel about free parking 😂
Tag yourself!
Tag yourself!
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
50% Petty Activist, 50% YIMBY Keyboard Warrior
Okay, so after enraging your entire base, you're gonna go ahead and get rid of the thing that calms everyone down. It's like the Founders voting to get rid of Ketrecel White.
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Okay, so after enraging your entire base, you're gonna go ahead and get rid of the thing that calms everyone down. It's like the Founders voting to get rid of Ketrecel White.
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5 tips for better sleep that you can read on your bright phone at 2AM
5 tips for better sleep that you can read on your bright phone at 2AM
Sleep is vital to good health but studies find that 1 in 4 Canadian adults don’t get the recommended amount of sleep. So we’ve created this easy to read guide of tips for better sleep (specially desig...
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November 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
5 tips for better sleep that you can read on your bright phone at 2AM
Yesterday was stupid beyond belief, so here is some Justin Beaver blurry action shots brought to you by a late night stop at Brenman Park.
Not pictured: Mrs. Beaver and li'l Justin Junior that were making their way back to the fort.
Not pictured: Mrs. Beaver and li'l Justin Junior that were making their way back to the fort.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yesterday was stupid beyond belief, so here is some Justin Beaver blurry action shots brought to you by a late night stop at Brenman Park.
Not pictured: Mrs. Beaver and li'l Justin Junior that were making their way back to the fort.
Not pictured: Mrs. Beaver and li'l Justin Junior that were making their way back to the fort.
This furloughed fed worker has a lot to say about your spineless caving.
Tim Kaine on backlash he's getting: "I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct 1, b/c I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed fed worker would say to me at church, or what somebody would say about SNAP"
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This furloughed fed worker has a lot to say about your spineless caving.
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Maxx knows it’s a bad day today. He suggests logging off for a bit, scooping the litter, grabbing the greenies, and settling on the couch for Mandatory Cuddle’n’Purr time.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Maxx knows it’s a bad day today. He suggests logging off for a bit, scooping the litter, grabbing the greenies, and settling on the couch for Mandatory Cuddle’n’Purr time.
I also want to point out that this preview photo is hilarious, because he looks like a dog being yelled at for pooping on the carpet, but he doesn't know what to do because that's his nature.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I also want to point out that this preview photo is hilarious, because he looks like a dog being yelled at for pooping on the carpet, but he doesn't know what to do because that's his nature.
Hint: It's not you. And boy will we remember in 2030, because sadly there's no chance in hell than Spanberger will set a recall mechanism in place to oust you sooner.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hint: It's not you. And boy will we remember in 2030, because sadly there's no chance in hell than Spanberger will set a recall mechanism in place to oust you sooner.
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The democrats commemorating the anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald by also being a sinking ship
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The democrats commemorating the anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald by also being a sinking ship
In This House We Believe:
-Warner is a piece of shit
-Kaine is a piece of shit
-Every establishment Democrat needs to be tossed
-Virginia needs a recall mechanism
-[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871]
-Love Is Love
-Warner is a piece of shit
-Kaine is a piece of shit
-Every establishment Democrat needs to be tossed
-Virginia needs a recall mechanism
-[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871]
-Love Is Love
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
In This House We Believe:
-Warner is a piece of shit
-Kaine is a piece of shit
-Every establishment Democrat needs to be tossed
-Virginia needs a recall mechanism
-[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871]
-Love Is Love
-Warner is a piece of shit
-Kaine is a piece of shit
-Every establishment Democrat needs to be tossed
-Virginia needs a recall mechanism
-[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871]
-Love Is Love
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"You can't fold, I haven't even dealt yet" -- dealer to Chuck Schumer at a poker game
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"You can't fold, I haven't even dealt yet" -- dealer to Chuck Schumer at a poker game
By the way, the one bit of gallows humor I'm enjoying tonight is everyone listing Fetterman on the cave list as if he isn't a full throated republican by now.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
By the way, the one bit of gallows humor I'm enjoying tonight is everyone listing Fetterman on the cave list as if he isn't a full throated republican by now.
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I realized a while ago that all three of my congressional reps make a lowly social media intern post press releases on here, then mute all notifications. There is not one iota of chance any of them have any idea what goes on around here.
yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I realized a while ago that all three of my congressional reps make a lowly social media intern post press releases on here, then mute all notifications. There is not one iota of chance any of them have any idea what goes on around here.
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In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead
I knew she was going to be an ineffective milquetoast the moment she said she wasn't going to repeal Virginia's right to work law. But the option was either her or another of the far right's worst, so here we are. At least New Jersey got some spine with their new leadership.
spanberger called to end the shutdown nypost.com/2025/11/09/u...
Va. Gov.-elect Abigail Spanberger warns Dems not to prolong record-breaking shutdown
Virginia Gov.-elect Abigail Spanberger (D) urged all members of Congress to reopen the government “immediately” and warned that Democrats’ electoral triumphs last week shouldnR…
nypost.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I knew she was going to be an ineffective milquetoast the moment she said she wasn't going to repeal Virginia's right to work law. But the option was either her or another of the far right's worst, so here we are. At least New Jersey got some spine with their new leadership.
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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So. Who wants to start an impeachment campaign for Kaine? We got lots of new Delegates, maybe would should make the first order of business for the new legislature ousting him.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So. Who wants to start an impeachment campaign for Kaine? We got lots of new Delegates, maybe would should make the first order of business for the new legislature ousting him.
They both have failed Virginia. They both need to go.
He and Warner have been doing a cute little "you vote Yes and I'll vote No" on a lot of bills and appointments they should have easily opposed
Maybe we can primary Warner next year and Kaine will get the message
Maybe we can primary Warner next year and Kaine will get the message
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They both have failed Virginia. They both need to go.