Dan
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Sox Nation. FUCK MAGA.
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.

We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
April 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable
theonion.com/artist-...
April 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Throwing dynamite in red dead redemption at kkk members is really fun.
February 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Eagles star Saquon Barkley shows support for Taylor Swift in his latest interview:

“I remember that they showed her on the Jumbotron and she got booed. I don't get why she was getting hate there, she is there supporting her significant other and made the game bigger.”
February 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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This must hit so hard if you’re stupid
January 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
No one deserves this more than Conan. About damn time.
Conan O’Brien will become the latest comedian to win the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor on March 23. ‘I am honored to be the first winner of the Mark Twain Prize recognized not for humor, but for my work as a riverboat pilot,’ he states.
Presenting the Latest Mark Twain Prize Winner: Conan O’Brien
Conan O’Brien will become the latest comedian to win the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor on March 23. ‘I am honored to be the first winner of the Mark Twain Prize recognized not for humor, but for my work as a riverboat pilot,’ he states.
www.vulture.com
January 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I enjoy the occasional weed gummy and I gotta say guys, you can make way less effort with packaging. Why are you writing a Trader Joe’s story about the “peppery flavor,” just tell me if it tastes “gross” or “not as gross it could be”
December 28, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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...Aaron Rodgers is only 41? That seems both entirely too old and entirely too young to be that much of a stupid bitch
December 18, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
LOS ANGELES—Appearing stumped by the convicted murderers’ testimony, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Jesic reportedly delayed his decision Thursday in the resentencing of Lyle and Erik Menend...
theonion.com
December 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
November 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Do you think there were ANY other choices before arriving at “LAND MAN”
November 14, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
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November 13, 2024 at 7:55 PM