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umamusume: when they cry
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umamusume: when they cry @lesbianmakima.bsky.social · Sep 12
lately, i’ve been feeling a sort of disconnect with my current name and, i think that i’d like to try going by a different name to see if i like it. so if everyone could call me Esther from now on instead of Emily, i would deeply appreciate it
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cursedpingu.bsky.social
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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iainhendry.bsky.social
Posting “my lungs got no oxygen and PlayStation got no games” as I start to black out
roxieproxy.bsky.social Roxie @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 4h
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
lesbianmakima.bsky.social
i would call liberals childish, but that would be too insulting to children
February 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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crushbort.bsky.social
looking at the oreo cakesters on sale in the checkout line and i think that’s a food another country made up to be racist to americans
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
wow did this strategy fail to stop Nazism??
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
The article doesnt actually mention them "distancing" themselves from Palantir, only that prompts to give your ID to Persona were "a test, which has concluded"

Continue to cancel Nitro and migrate elsewhere
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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meoneru.bsky.social
Happy valentines day to girls and their big gals 😙❤️
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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poppyhaze.bsky.social
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
i wonder who they got to replace epstein after he died
February 14, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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taylordahlin.com
thousands marching through little earth in minneapolis right now to say no more missing and murdered indigenous relatives
February 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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flurrys.nekoweb.org
One of the funniest things about the old school mario cartoons is how they took the Airship level design literally
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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bangdacy.bsky.social
(⚠️cw: incest, cheating)
Happy Valentine's Day! 💘
Here's a quick drawing of Ryuko and Satsuki getting ready for their respective dates.

#KillLaKill #klk #SatsuRyu #yuri #siscon #incest #NTR #KabanArt #NSFWart
Satsuki Kiryuin on her knees eating out Ryuko Matoi, both in the bathroom. There's text bubbles from their respective girlfriends to the side. Mako Mankanshoku: "Ryko-chan!!!! I can't wait for our date today!" Nonon Jakuzure: Satsuki, I've made the reservations for that place you like. Don't be late now! - Nonon"
February 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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yancadoodles.bsky.social
lyn/florina phone doodle of that meme
fanart phone doodle of fire emblem blazing blade lyn and florina. it's a meme redraw. lyn asks "wanna make out?" and florina nods enthusiastically.
April 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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toastcrust.bsky.social
thank you President Xi Jinpeng for once again leading the world to a better future
via Bloomberg tweet: China is taking aim at stripped-down, screen-dominated car interiors favored by the likes of Tesla and Xiaomi, requiring that essential safety functions be controlled by physical switches or buttons
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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crowwkui.bsky.social
scribbled some butch yuri for valentine's ⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ˚☽
February 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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chaaaaanhikari.bsky.social
🐻‍❄️❤️
#スタァライト #RevueStarlight
February 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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milph.mom
Reposting this old shitpost from Twitter for no reason whatsoever.
February 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
lesbianmakima.bsky.social
they started fucking again
lesbianmakima.bsky.social umamusume: when they cry @lesbianmakima.bsky.social · 4h
bro my upstairs neighbors are definitely having sex right now i can hear their bed creaking and scraping on the floor lmao
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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madabau.bsky.social
Happy Valentine!
#LWA_jp #littlewitchacademia #art #イラスト #illustration #fanart #絵描きさんと繋がりたい #artmoots
Atsuko "Akko" Kagari and Diana Cavendish hugging and facing each other with chocolate on one hand.
February 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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solstairis.bsky.social
You are not immune to Rika Pokemon (and neither am I)

Happy Valentine's Day from Rika my beloved ♥️

#pokemon #チリちゃん #ポケモン
February 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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lunatuneflowers.bsky.social
Rika from pokemon wants to be your valentine!!🌶💕✨️
February 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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iwantmochisoup.bsky.social
happy valentine's day everyone! 🧡
#art #fanart #pokemon #rika
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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smadseli.bsky.social
happy valentine's day
Maruzensky from umamusume talking and looking like she's thinking with a 90s ricki lake interview overlay reading "wants to tell her valentine crush she has "bodacious bazongas""
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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keezyyoung.bsky.social
a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
love after life; she chills me to the bone...but my girl will NEVER leave me. it's a picture of a living girl in a dress with hearts on it with a ghost girl behind her. the living girl says how do i look? and the ghost girl says i can't even think straight--!
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM