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kelly, they/them, thicker than the average animal
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Made roasted pork tenderloin with creamy mustard sauce 🤤
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Made roasted pork tenderloin with creamy mustard sauce 🤤
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gotta keep new zealanders humble by reminding them that lenin was right when he described us as “a country of inveterate, backwoods, thick-headed, egotistical philistines, who have brought their “civilisation” with them from England and keep it to themselves like a dog in a manger.”
September 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
gotta keep new zealanders humble by reminding them that lenin was right when he described us as “a country of inveterate, backwoods, thick-headed, egotistical philistines, who have brought their “civilisation” with them from England and keep it to themselves like a dog in a manger.”
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CANT LOSE MONEY IF YA DONT HAVE ANY - dashare.zone ADMIN
April 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
CANT LOSE MONEY IF YA DONT HAVE ANY - dashare.zone ADMIN
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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
Everyone say "hello, Bingus!"
March 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Everyone say "hello, Bingus!"
Everywhere I go, I see his face...
March 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Everywhere I go, I see his face...
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I AM NOT OUT OF ARCICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
March 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I AM NOT OUT OF ARCICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Remember that awful song Grimes wrote about Elon musk being a gamer
![[Verse 2]
I'm in love
With the greatest gamer
But he'll always love the game
More than he loves me
[Pre-Chorus]
Sail away
To the cold expanse of space
Even love
Couldn't keep you in your place
Can't you love me like that?
Can't you need me like that?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:njwcnt4qsdno2lhebdq34m2o/bafkreifchgjbdyh3dods7hfgueic37vkxtwkwla7we6zsy4uw4s6fhyczq@jpeg)
February 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Remember that awful song Grimes wrote about Elon musk being a gamer
Made spicy chicken burgers last night with Carolina reaper & smoked chipotle mayo, the colonel ain't got shit on me 😤
February 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Made spicy chicken burgers last night with Carolina reaper & smoked chipotle mayo, the colonel ain't got shit on me 😤
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I really really need you guys to make a conscious rejection of generative AI tools part of your ongoing political resistance.
Don't use ChatGPT. Turn off Gemini. Don't read the AI results forced upon you at the top of Google search. Don't use AI art generators or support anyone who does. Please.
Don't use ChatGPT. Turn off Gemini. Don't read the AI results forced upon you at the top of Google search. Don't use AI art generators or support anyone who does. Please.
Oh please please i am begging, don't use generative AI for any reason if you can avoid it.
It's being marketed as a quick time-saver, but it's messy, inaccurate, it is putting entire industries of people out of work, and the environmental impacts (energy and water usage) are huge and debilitating.
It's being marketed as a quick time-saver, but it's messy, inaccurate, it is putting entire industries of people out of work, and the environmental impacts (energy and water usage) are huge and debilitating.
February 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I really really need you guys to make a conscious rejection of generative AI tools part of your ongoing political resistance.
Don't use ChatGPT. Turn off Gemini. Don't read the AI results forced upon you at the top of Google search. Don't use AI art generators or support anyone who does. Please.
Don't use ChatGPT. Turn off Gemini. Don't read the AI results forced upon you at the top of Google search. Don't use AI art generators or support anyone who does. Please.
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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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This video game would have sold better if it were a completely different game. I am very wise.
February 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This video game would have sold better if it were a completely different game. I am very wise.
Saw Better Man a second time last night, solidified it as an all time favourite movie, somehow cried more than the first time 😎
February 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Saw Better Man a second time last night, solidified it as an all time favourite movie, somehow cried more than the first time 😎
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People hated Jane Fonda for the crimes of being cool, hot and correct.
January 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
People hated Jane Fonda for the crimes of being cool, hot and correct.
We're not even at the end of January but I feel confident in saying that the Robbie Williams biopic will be firmly in my top 5 films this year
January 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
We're not even at the end of January but I feel confident in saying that the Robbie Williams biopic will be firmly in my top 5 films this year