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hume highway..
February 13, 2026 at 6:08 AM
hume highway..
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
When I was young I liked to believe that gaining immense wealth would not change me.
Now that I'm older I would totally pay someone to clip my nails, maybe even buff them to a smooth shine.
And a daily massage.
Now that I'm older I would totally pay someone to clip my nails, maybe even buff them to a smooth shine.
And a daily massage.
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
When I was young I liked to believe that gaining immense wealth would not change me.
Now that I'm older I would totally pay someone to clip my nails, maybe even buff them to a smooth shine.
And a daily massage.
Now that I'm older I would totally pay someone to clip my nails, maybe even buff them to a smooth shine.
And a daily massage.
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i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate
the best car I've seen, hands down
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
the best car I've seen, hands down
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The death of 'class' on the new left is the single greatest threat to the well-being and economic interests of working men, women and their children. The self-indulgence is astronomical and can only be explained by the temporary, abject wealth most have accumulated #auspol
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The death of 'class' on the new left is the single greatest threat to the well-being and economic interests of working men, women and their children. The self-indulgence is astronomical and can only be explained by the temporary, abject wealth most have accumulated #auspol
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I think the time is now for another Green Day + The Living End Australian tour
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I think the time is now for another Green Day + The Living End Australian tour
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
but if immigrants aren't responsible for exploding housing costs then how am I going to justify my racism?
#auspol
#auspol
A simple explainer regarding Capital Gains Tax and housing costs compared to Pauline Hanson blaming housing costs on immigration numbers:
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
but if immigrants aren't responsible for exploding housing costs then how am I going to justify my racism?
#auspol
#auspol
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
If I could switch out one body part with my 20-year old self I'd choose eyes
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
If I could switch out one body part with my 20-year old self I'd choose eyes
a prescription is a game-changer 😎
Me as a teen: Hiding in the garage smoking weed.
Me today: Hiding in the garage smoking weed.
Me today: Hiding in the garage smoking weed.
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
a prescription is a game-changer 😎
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
February 8, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
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This from @stephencollins.bsky.social always makes me laugh.
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
This from @stephencollins.bsky.social always makes me laugh.
A Thanos gauntlet but for wiping out 50% of eBike riders
February 6, 2026 at 8:33 AM
A Thanos gauntlet but for wiping out 50% of eBike riders
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A little bear figurine carved out of amber some 6,000 years ago 🐻❤️
A hole runs through the bear’s torso suggesting it was threaded on a cord, perhaps worn or carried as a protective charm.
Found in a peat bog near Słupsk, Poland, in 1887.
📷 National Museum in Szczecin
#FindsFriday
#Archaeology
A hole runs through the bear’s torso suggesting it was threaded on a cord, perhaps worn or carried as a protective charm.
Found in a peat bog near Słupsk, Poland, in 1887.
📷 National Museum in Szczecin
#FindsFriday
#Archaeology
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 AM
A little bear figurine carved out of amber some 6,000 years ago 🐻❤️
A hole runs through the bear’s torso suggesting it was threaded on a cord, perhaps worn or carried as a protective charm.
Found in a peat bog near Słupsk, Poland, in 1887.
📷 National Museum in Szczecin
#FindsFriday
#Archaeology
A hole runs through the bear’s torso suggesting it was threaded on a cord, perhaps worn or carried as a protective charm.
Found in a peat bog near Słupsk, Poland, in 1887.
📷 National Museum in Szczecin
#FindsFriday
#Archaeology
I once dreamt that I was on a hospital gurney, in labour and about to be wheeled into the delivery suite to give birth through my penis.
Don't challenge your subconscious bro, it can devise some messed up shit.
Don't challenge your subconscious bro, it can devise some messed up shit.
My anxiety dreams just can't keep up with my waking anxiety. Last night, for example, I dreamt that I bought an extra-large bunch of bananas that were already bright yellow. This is the worst you've got, unconscious? Seriously?
February 6, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I once dreamt that I was on a hospital gurney, in labour and about to be wheeled into the delivery suite to give birth through my penis.
Don't challenge your subconscious bro, it can devise some messed up shit.
Don't challenge your subconscious bro, it can devise some messed up shit.
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so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
February 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
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