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Lejuan
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Martin Przybylek, Nazi and former employee at Anytime Fitness:
Hi Lejuan, we are just sending you a DM regarding your comment Martin. We were not aware of Martin’s association with any such group. As soon as this matter came to our attention, we took immediate action and he will no longer be conducting PT sessions in any of our clubs. Anytime Fitness is a place where everyone is welcome, and we take our commitment to a safe and inclusive environment seriously. We truly apologise for any distress and upset caused by this matter.
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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*formerly* works lol!
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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😜

#auspol
Cartoon of Sussan Ley and three other conservative politicians line up at a lost and found booth and asked by the person behind the desk, "can you describe what this relevance looked like?"
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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today's metaphor for existence brought to you by Brutus
October 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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LoL "Betty" the conservative bot road-testing catchy slogans
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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The only desk lamp Hollywood allows in the average homes of its characters is the Artemide Tolomeo, RRP: about $500
An illuminated silver desk lamp on a wooden shelf with an open book on it
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Learning Chinese on TikTok > learning Chinese on Duolingo
October 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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waiting for the drop
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Compliments to the chef
October 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Fuck you Disney 🖕

#JimmyKimmel #Disney #fascism
cancellation notice of Disney subscription
September 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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The Age just published a piece by Matthew Knott, citing the below graph indicating voter support for AUKUS subs.

The data are from 2021 and show pretty solid support across all voters.

I'd be very interested to see a more recent poll.

#auspol
September 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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reminds me of this one from 6 years ago:
tweet: "no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird"
September 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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social media post by Skye Bennett: "wtf is an acronym"
September 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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4-panel cartoon, character A reading a book says to character B - apparently licking toads can get you high - wow! - ...and doing gentle but firm swirls works best... - What? Who wrote this book? final panel shows a toad, quill in hand, writing
September 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Even by Bluesky standards, this is possibly the stupidest take on Australian governments I've ever read
bluesky post: "Even by Liberal Government standards, this is possible the worst government ever - maybe shares equal billing with Scummo?"
September 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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2025 be like:
4-panel cartoon, dialogue between two young characters "I'm tried"..."you should take a nap"... "no, I'm tired... in my soul"
August 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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...except my wife. And my mother. And her mother before her. And... well you know what I mean, I'm a helluva guy.
repost by @volts.wtf "honestly I don't understand why *every* woman isn't a lesbian
August 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Amended Snoop Dogg lyrics for the AFL Grand Final “Snoop Doggy Dog, - - all, -, - - -, ‘ -, fo’, -, my -, a, -, -, at. - - in , -, - - -, a, -, my, - - -. Fo Shizzle.”
August 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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in our defence...
Text on a portrait of actor John Ashton wearing a beige suit, white shirt and black tie: "Was I the only one who thought Taggert was 50 years old in Beverly Hills Cop? He was 36!!! Why did all adults in the 80s look so old!!"
August 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Bluesky's righteous and legitimate sexual and racial prejudice > Twitter/X 's hateful and vile sexual and racial prejudice:
August 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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From The Guardian's new puzzles page, a brain teaser:
newspaper headline reading "does Queensland have a crocodile problem or a people problem?"
August 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Two-panel meme showing (at top) a finger hovering over two red buttons labelled “admits to yourself your dream is dead” and “pay $12” and (at bottom) a man (owner of said finger) is wiping sweat from his brow and text reading “domain renewal”
July 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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screencap of online post by @BronzeHammer, reading: Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trup wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
July 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM