LeFort III
@lefortiii.bsky.social
Undeniable rock-skipping ability. Rapier wit. Human teeth are neat.
Hey everyone, remember to set your bathroom scales back by 5 pounds before bed tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hey everyone, remember to set your bathroom scales back by 5 pounds before bed tonight.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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“I now pronounce you lunch and dinner.”
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
“I now pronounce you lunch and dinner.”
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The fact that Mother Nature made a fruit shaped like a dick is bananas
November 25, 2024 at 11:35 PM
The fact that Mother Nature made a fruit shaped like a dick is bananas
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omg omg i think im being raptured nope just stood up too quickly oof nvm
September 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
omg omg i think im being raptured nope just stood up too quickly oof nvm
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When living on the street wasn’t that bad.
#Funny #funnymemes #jokes #Comedy #vibes #goodvibes #life #Laugh #laughter #fyp #happy #happiness #explore #funnyvideos #animals #Cats #Dogs #Women #Men #mentalhealth #relatable #blacksky #caturday #popularwithfriends
#Funny #funnymemes #jokes #Comedy #vibes #goodvibes #life #Laugh #laughter #fyp #happy #happiness #explore #funnyvideos #animals #Cats #Dogs #Women #Men #mentalhealth #relatable #blacksky #caturday #popularwithfriends
September 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When living on the street wasn’t that bad.
#Funny #funnymemes #jokes #Comedy #vibes #goodvibes #life #Laugh #laughter #fyp #happy #happiness #explore #funnyvideos #animals #Cats #Dogs #Women #Men #mentalhealth #relatable #blacksky #caturday #popularwithfriends
#Funny #funnymemes #jokes #Comedy #vibes #goodvibes #life #Laugh #laughter #fyp #happy #happiness #explore #funnyvideos #animals #Cats #Dogs #Women #Men #mentalhealth #relatable #blacksky #caturday #popularwithfriends
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a friend and I went downtown this evening to scream in the streets with thousands of our neighbors.
@theonion.com was also at the protest this evening and they were pulling no punches
@theonion.com was also at the protest this evening and they were pulling no punches
September 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
a friend and I went downtown this evening to scream in the streets with thousands of our neighbors.
@theonion.com was also at the protest this evening and they were pulling no punches
@theonion.com was also at the protest this evening and they were pulling no punches
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*sits bolt upright in bed* BAT IS SHORT FOR BIRD RAT
September 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
*sits bolt upright in bed* BAT IS SHORT FOR BIRD RAT
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@realjfairclough.bsky.social Meet Leya, a very cute otter who each morning swims to the same kayak for a big heartwarming hug. 🥰🥰
youtu.be/h9WqG7Ds5L4?...
youtu.be/h9WqG7Ds5L4?...
This Otter Hops Into My Kayak Every Morning Just to Say "Hello"
YouTube video by PawHeart
youtu.be
August 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
@realjfairclough.bsky.social Meet Leya, a very cute otter who each morning swims to the same kayak for a big heartwarming hug. 🥰🥰
youtu.be/h9WqG7Ds5L4?...
youtu.be/h9WqG7Ds5L4?...