Andrew Lawes
@lawesbluesky.bsky.social
Author of Dancing With Disorder and the FPL Nightmare series. Creating stories and videos of my life on YouTube. NUFC.
https://linktr.ee/LegendofLawes
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What has Yvette Cooper’s proscription of Palestine Action done to this country?
Beyond absurd. It’s extreme authoritarianism. These police should be arresting rapists & crooks, not neglecting those duties to spend time arresting citizens standing against genocide.
It undermines police and the law.
Beyond absurd. It’s extreme authoritarianism. These police should be arresting rapists & crooks, not neglecting those duties to spend time arresting citizens standing against genocide.
It undermines police and the law.
September 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
What has Yvette Cooper’s proscription of Palestine Action done to this country?
Beyond absurd. It’s extreme authoritarianism. These police should be arresting rapists & crooks, not neglecting those duties to spend time arresting citizens standing against genocide.
It undermines police and the law.
Beyond absurd. It’s extreme authoritarianism. These police should be arresting rapists & crooks, not neglecting those duties to spend time arresting citizens standing against genocide.
It undermines police and the law.
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FPL's Template Strategy Has Changed Forever
😱🎯🚨
Watch here: youtu.be/_CmeEwOM_0A
People are always slow to adapt to change.
In FPL, this offers us a unique advantage.
Five at the back is now the best form of attack.
#fpl #FPLCommunity
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Watch here: youtu.be/_CmeEwOM_0A
People are always slow to adapt to change.
In FPL, this offers us a unique advantage.
Five at the back is now the best form of attack.
#fpl #FPLCommunity
FPL's Template Strategy Has Changed Forever 😱🎯🚨 GW4 Preview Fantasy Premier League
YouTube video by FPL Nightmare
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September 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
FPL's Template Strategy Has Changed Forever
😱🎯🚨
Watch here: youtu.be/_CmeEwOM_0A
People are always slow to adapt to change.
In FPL, this offers us a unique advantage.
Five at the back is now the best form of attack.
#fpl #FPLCommunity
😱🎯🚨
Watch here: youtu.be/_CmeEwOM_0A
People are always slow to adapt to change.
In FPL, this offers us a unique advantage.
Five at the back is now the best form of attack.
#fpl #FPLCommunity
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After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal.
Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵
Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵
September 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal.
Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵
Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵
Best thing to do now is sell him to Saudi for £200m. If it's Liverpool, get £100m plus Darwin Nunez. Either way, we've wasted two and a half transfer windows, so get the lad sold quickly, get new players in and move on.
Isak will always be a legend for the cup winner. #NUFC
Isak will always be a legend for the cup winner. #NUFC
July 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Best thing to do now is sell him to Saudi for £200m. If it's Liverpool, get £100m plus Darwin Nunez. Either way, we've wasted two and a half transfer windows, so get the lad sold quickly, get new players in and move on.
Isak will always be a legend for the cup winner. #NUFC
Isak will always be a legend for the cup winner. #NUFC
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Going live in just over half an hour, talking first drafts - six elite options plus my current draft. Will only be live for half hour max because @fplhaveabeer.bsky.social is streaming at 6pm & I'm not stepping on his toes. Hope to see you there!
www.youtube.com/live/H-dAFT5...
#FPL #FPLCommunity
www.youtube.com/live/H-dAFT5...
#FPL #FPLCommunity
FPL First Draft Options - 7 Elite Squads | Fantasy Premier League
YouTube video by FPL Nightmare
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July 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Going live in just over half an hour, talking first drafts - six elite options plus my current draft. Will only be live for half hour max because @fplhaveabeer.bsky.social is streaming at 6pm & I'm not stepping on his toes. Hope to see you there!
www.youtube.com/live/H-dAFT5...
#FPL #FPLCommunity
www.youtube.com/live/H-dAFT5...
#FPL #FPLCommunity
Brentford value Wissa at £50m, so we offer £25m. The transfer policy at this club is a shambles, an absolute shambles. Just pretending to try and sign players. #nufc
Brentford have turned down an offer from Newcastle United to sign Yoane Wissa.
A proposal worth £25million was knocked back but the north east club’s pursuit is ongoing, while personal terms would be no problem.
More from @david-ornstein.bsky.social ⤵️
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/648...
A proposal worth £25million was knocked back but the north east club’s pursuit is ongoing, while personal terms would be no problem.
More from @david-ornstein.bsky.social ⤵️
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/648...
July 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Brentford value Wissa at £50m, so we offer £25m. The transfer policy at this club is a shambles, an absolute shambles. Just pretending to try and sign players. #nufc
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🚨 It's not about Alexander Isak for #nufc owners. Not really.
Bigger picture is uncertainty at the top & recruitment struggles. PIF need to get a hold of it - fast. 😳
My analysis of summer so far - and what comes next 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Bigger picture is uncertainty at the top & recruitment struggles. PIF need to get a hold of it - fast. 😳
My analysis of summer so far - and what comes next 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Newcastle's owners need to get their priorities in order
The Magpies have missed out on six transfer targets in a 'frustrating' summer
inews.co.uk
July 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
🚨 It's not about Alexander Isak for #nufc owners. Not really.
Bigger picture is uncertainty at the top & recruitment struggles. PIF need to get a hold of it - fast. 😳
My analysis of summer so far - and what comes next 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Bigger picture is uncertainty at the top & recruitment struggles. PIF need to get a hold of it - fast. 😳
My analysis of summer so far - and what comes next 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
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People have been banging on at me to go live for months now, so I'm going to give it a bash. Going live in 25 mins over on my YouTube channel, to talk new FPL rules and draft building. Would appreciate the support. Cheers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj44...
#FPL #FPLCommunity
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj44...
#FPL #FPLCommunity
FPL Rule Changes & First Draft Plans | Fantasy Premier League
YouTube video by FPL Nightmare
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July 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
People have been banging on at me to go live for months now, so I'm going to give it a bash. Going live in 25 mins over on my YouTube channel, to talk new FPL rules and draft building. Would appreciate the support. Cheers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj44...
#FPL #FPLCommunity
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj44...
#FPL #FPLCommunity
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We are deeply saddened by the passing of our former player, Wyn Davies at the age of 83.
‘Wyn the Leap’ made over 200 appearances for the club and was part of our 1969 Inter-Cities Fairs Cup winning side.
Our thoughts are with Wyn’s family and friends at this sad time. 🖤🤍
‘Wyn the Leap’ made over 200 appearances for the club and was part of our 1969 Inter-Cities Fairs Cup winning side.
Our thoughts are with Wyn’s family and friends at this sad time. 🖤🤍
July 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
We are deeply saddened by the passing of our former player, Wyn Davies at the age of 83.
‘Wyn the Leap’ made over 200 appearances for the club and was part of our 1969 Inter-Cities Fairs Cup winning side.
Our thoughts are with Wyn’s family and friends at this sad time. 🖤🤍
‘Wyn the Leap’ made over 200 appearances for the club and was part of our 1969 Inter-Cities Fairs Cup winning side.
Our thoughts are with Wyn’s family and friends at this sad time. 🖤🤍
Quite sad Longstaff is off. Solid player who never let anyone down and had some special moments. In a just world, he would spend his whole career here as cover. Sadly, the rules dictate if you want to play for your hometown club, you're better off being developed elsewhere. #nufc
🚨 EXCL: Leeds United reach agreement in principle with Newcastle United to sign Sean Longstaff. 27yo midfielder into final 12 months of #NUFC terms & provided no issues finalising deal, will become major recruit for #LUFC ahead of PL return @TheAthleticFC
July 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Quite sad Longstaff is off. Solid player who never let anyone down and had some special moments. In a just world, he would spend his whole career here as cover. Sadly, the rules dictate if you want to play for your hometown club, you're better off being developed elsewhere. #nufc
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How To Have Your Best FPL Season!
Watch here: youtu.be/fKvj_XcRmpI
A new season beckons, and we all want to make it one to remember.
Here are my top five tips for changing your FPL mindset, climbing the ranks and smashing the season.
#fpl #fplcommunity
Watch here: youtu.be/fKvj_XcRmpI
A new season beckons, and we all want to make it one to remember.
Here are my top five tips for changing your FPL mindset, climbing the ranks and smashing the season.
#fpl #fplcommunity
How To Have Your Best FPL Season!
YouTube video by FPL Nightmare
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July 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
How To Have Your Best FPL Season!
Watch here: youtu.be/fKvj_XcRmpI
A new season beckons, and we all want to make it one to remember.
Here are my top five tips for changing your FPL mindset, climbing the ranks and smashing the season.
#fpl #fplcommunity
Watch here: youtu.be/fKvj_XcRmpI
A new season beckons, and we all want to make it one to remember.
Here are my top five tips for changing your FPL mindset, climbing the ranks and smashing the season.
#fpl #fplcommunity
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
Callum Wilson did the number 9 shirt proud. Class player who will be remembered fondly. #nufc
Callum Wilson has confirmed he will depart Newcastle United after five seasons at the club.
Callum has played a huge part in our success in recent years and we thank him for all his contributions.
Good luck for the future, CW9! 🫡🖤🤍
Callum has played a huge part in our success in recent years and we thank him for all his contributions.
Good luck for the future, CW9! 🫡🖤🤍
July 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Callum Wilson did the number 9 shirt proud. Class player who will be remembered fondly. #nufc
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In general it’s fine to post “we’re fucked” on your own account because you might feel that way and it might be therapeutic to say how bad everything is, but it’s not fine to reply “we’re fucked” to everyone and everything because that might not be what other people need to hear all the time
July 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In general it’s fine to post “we’re fucked” on your own account because you might feel that way and it might be therapeutic to say how bad everything is, but it’s not fine to reply “we’re fucked” to everyone and everything because that might not be what other people need to hear all the time
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Such sad and surreal news about Andre and Diogo Jota. For either to die is tragic; for a family to lose two members so young is so difficult to comprehend. I can't imagine the devastation they are experiencing, and my heart goes out to them.
July 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Such sad and surreal news about Andre and Diogo Jota. For either to die is tragic; for a family to lose two members so young is so difficult to comprehend. I can't imagine the devastation they are experiencing, and my heart goes out to them.
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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
June 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
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At a narrow bridge I noticed the car flashing me through had an reg ending in LBW. Rather than giving the standard hand raise of thanks, I gave an umpire single finger "out" signal. They replied with a 4 runs arm wave. One of the greatest human interactions of my life.
June 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
At a narrow bridge I noticed the car flashing me through had an reg ending in LBW. Rather than giving the standard hand raise of thanks, I gave an umpire single finger "out" signal. They replied with a 4 runs arm wave. One of the greatest human interactions of my life.
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Tech companies only have five ideas: robot slave (actually just human slaves), hallucinatory counter-reality, untaxable money, The Everything App, and Clippy
June 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Tech companies only have five ideas: robot slave (actually just human slaves), hallucinatory counter-reality, untaxable money, The Everything App, and Clippy
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My son has learnt how important it is to spell properly after I took him to a sweatshop for his birthday, as requested.
June 18, 2025 at 8:16 AM
My son has learnt how important it is to spell properly after I took him to a sweatshop for his birthday, as requested.
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I'll stop quoting Bertrand Russell in a second (might not) but his explanation of the psychology of the far-left is astonishingly on point. He wrote this over 100 years ago. Absolutely nothing has changed.
June 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'll stop quoting Bertrand Russell in a second (might not) but his explanation of the psychology of the far-left is astonishingly on point. He wrote this over 100 years ago. Absolutely nothing has changed.
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It'll be two years, this Monday night. Time, at last, to write about Agnes.
The Long Goodbye
Time, at last, to write about Agnes.
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June 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
It'll be two years, this Monday night. Time, at last, to write about Agnes.
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"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
June 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
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if Thunberg is brave enough to repeatedly put herself directly in harm’s way, then journalists can be brave enough to say that a civilian vessel was illegally seized in international waters, and its crew abducted
BREAKING: A Gaza-bound aid boat carrying Greta Thunberg and other activists has been diverted to Israel, Israel's Foreign Ministry says.
A Gaza-bound aid boat carrying Greta Thunberg and other activists has been diverted to Israel
Israel’s Foreign Ministry says a Gaza-bound aid boat carrying Greta Thunberg and other activists has been diverted to Israel.
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June 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
if Thunberg is brave enough to repeatedly put herself directly in harm’s way, then journalists can be brave enough to say that a civilian vessel was illegally seized in international waters, and its crew abducted
I get keeping Ruddy & Gillespie if Dubravka & Odysseas are leaving, because we can sign Trafford and have two competing for first-choice & two back-ups. Even then though, replacing Ruddy & Gillespie with two of Krul, Forster & Woodman makes more sense.
Wilson is baffling.
#nufc
Wilson is baffling.
#nufc
📝 We can announce our retained list of men’s first team players for the 2025/26 season.
Newcastle United announces 2025/26 retained list - Newcastle United
Newcastle United can announce its retained list of men's first team players for the 2025/26 season.
www.newcastleunited.com
June 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I get keeping Ruddy & Gillespie if Dubravka & Odysseas are leaving, because we can sign Trafford and have two competing for first-choice & two back-ups. Even then though, replacing Ruddy & Gillespie with two of Krul, Forster & Woodman makes more sense.
Wilson is baffling.
#nufc
Wilson is baffling.
#nufc