Laura Elizabeth
@lauralizk.bsky.social
Chicagoan • Furkid Parent • Cocktail Enthusiast • Movie Nerd • Progressive neighborhood organizer in a constant battle with my own Gen X cynicism.
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Really enjoyed watching Nick Offerman as Chester Arthur in Death by Lightning. #FunWithPhotoshop
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Really enjoyed watching Nick Offerman as Chester Arthur in Death by Lightning. #FunWithPhotoshop
Consultants really love their spreadsheets. I am in spreadsheet hell
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Consultants really love their spreadsheets. I am in spreadsheet hell
My mornings went from "slowly getting in gear and ease I to the work day" to "OMG MEETINGS, MEETINGS AND MORE MEETINGS"
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My mornings went from "slowly getting in gear and ease I to the work day" to "OMG MEETINGS, MEETINGS AND MORE MEETINGS"
If you see this post your getaway car
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If you see this post your getaway car
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If my humans loved me, they would give me steak.
Spoiler alert: we already did.
Spoiler alert: we already did.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If my humans loved me, they would give me steak.
Spoiler alert: we already did.
Spoiler alert: we already did.
Steak, chimichurri, braised potatoes, and strawberry arugula salad
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Steak, chimichurri, braised potatoes, and strawberry arugula salad
Feeling fancy today so I'm making sous vide NY Strip steaks, butter braised red potatoes, and a strawberry arugula salad
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Feeling fancy today so I'm making sous vide NY Strip steaks, butter braised red potatoes, and a strawberry arugula salad
I am really tired of being tired all the time. I have trouble waking up in the morning and I crash every afternoon. HARD. And it's interfering with work & life. Yes, I'm bringing this up at my physical in a couple months.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I am really tired of being tired all the time. I have trouble waking up in the morning and I crash every afternoon. HARD. And it's interfering with work & life. Yes, I'm bringing this up at my physical in a couple months.
Perimenopause is baby brain and baby belly without the baby
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Perimenopause is baby brain and baby belly without the baby
Off-Brand Billy Idol is at Late Bar and he's hilarious.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Off-Brand Billy Idol is at Late Bar and he's hilarious.
And this is how Jesus turns into a Nahtzee
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
And this is how Jesus turns into a Nahtzee
Patty melt = Good
Patty melt burp = Bad
Patty melt burp = Bad
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Patty melt = Good
Patty melt burp = Bad
Patty melt burp = Bad
But let's keep giving CPD more money! I wish these settlements were paid out of the CPD budget and pension funds. Then maybe there would be some accountability
BREAKING: The City Council voted unanimously to pay $17M to a man who spent 27 years in prison after he was convicted of a double murder he did not commit, bringing the total cost of settling 9 lawsuits naming disgraced former CPD Detective Reynaldo Guevara to $112M, records show. @wttw.bsky.social
Cost to Resolve Lawsuits Tied to Disgraced Ex-CPD Detective Tops $112M, with 44 Lawsuits Pending
Chicago taxpayers have spent at least $285.3 million to resolve lawsuits alleging Chicago police officers committed a wide range of misconduct — including wrongful convictions and improper pursuits — ...
news.wttw.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
But let's keep giving CPD more money! I wish these settlements were paid out of the CPD budget and pension funds. Then maybe there would be some accountability
Random TODT: I love the word "Strumpet" and I think "Tea & Strumpets" would be a great girl band name.
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Random TODT: I love the word "Strumpet" and I think "Tea & Strumpets" would be a great girl band name.
Flavor is bland. I will have to add more salt than the recipe calls for next time. The texture is amazing tho
Not bad for a first attempt. We'll see after they cool. Two different shaping techniques.
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Flavor is bland. I will have to add more salt than the recipe calls for next time. The texture is amazing tho
Not bad for a first attempt. We'll see after they cool. Two different shaping techniques.
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Not bad for a first attempt. We'll see after they cool. Two different shaping techniques.
Who wants to be my date to see Pixel Grip on Friday at Metro?
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Who wants to be my date to see Pixel Grip on Friday at Metro?
"Don't eat your butthole" is a sentence I never said before getting a dog.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"Don't eat your butthole" is a sentence I never said before getting a dog.
Geraldine's (Lincoln Square) breakfast sandwich is next fucking level. Soft bun, sausage, avocado, arugula, egg, cheese, pickled onion, onion jam.
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Geraldine's (Lincoln Square) breakfast sandwich is next fucking level. Soft bun, sausage, avocado, arugula, egg, cheese, pickled onion, onion jam.
Honey? Have you seen the cat?
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Honey? Have you seen the cat?
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“The slave catchers are here. Chicago is not safe.”
A must read.
Support @thetriibe.com their reporting has been spectacular!
thetriibe.com/2025/11/the-...
A must read.
Support @thetriibe.com their reporting has been spectacular!
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THE REVOLUTIONARY COLUMN: Racist police violence is always the common denominator • The TRiiBE
ICE violence does not exist within a vacuum. It didn’t come out of nowhere. This is how it feels to be Black and policed in this country.
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November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“The slave catchers are here. Chicago is not safe.”
A must read.
Support @thetriibe.com their reporting has been spectacular!
thetriibe.com/2025/11/the-...
A must read.
Support @thetriibe.com their reporting has been spectacular!
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It'll be easier to spot the Gestapo now. Just look for SUVs that have no idea how to handle snow
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It'll be easier to spot the Gestapo now. Just look for SUVs that have no idea how to handle snow
Whelp, it snowed and there's actually enough to need to shovel a little bit.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Whelp, it snowed and there's actually enough to need to shovel a little bit.