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What will the children think if Bugs Bunny no longer strictly conforms to heterosexual masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It’s been pointed out that William Gibson would have rejected this idea as too outlandish.

I have to say I can’t think of a more depressing and disgusting gateway to the dystopian nightmare I never imagined I’d actually see than this.

I made it pretty far in life believing in humanity.
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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I have come to the conclusion that all gambling should be made illegal again; or at the very least, must all be conducted in person at bookies.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
“I refuse to put on my big boy pants and be a responsible competent adult.”
Sen. Roger Marshall on the Republican healthcare plan: "By the way, women make 80% of the healthcare decisions on where you're going to go. They're great shoppers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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hate the player, and hate the game.
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’m really starting to think that early Turing tests of things like Eliza were only done with academics and other “certifiably smart” people. If they’d used more regular humans they would have learned much faster just how dumb most people are.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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SPPD supporting ICE raid on the East Side of St Paul today.

@mayorcarter.bsky.social, this is NOT what we want.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They don’t like looking at the proletariat. They want to pretend that we don’t exist. Dress up for them please.
Sean Duffy says that if you wear a suit instead of sweatpants, the magical Golden Age of transportation will descend upon us, even if we don't have air traffic controllers...
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I am so ridiculously happy that my kid really liked Rear Window and wants to watch a bunch Hitchcock movies now.
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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What I really need is Steve from Blue's Clues to simply walk me through all my chores step by step.

Steve will ask, "Do YOU know where the trash bags are?"

I will slap a giant blue pawprint sticker on the cupboard under the sink and shout, "I SURE DO, STEVE"
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Is this loss
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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You know this guy came up to me last week - big guy, tough guy - and said Sir, religion is the opium of the masses - tears in his eyes. He’s got a point there
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
FFS can we all just stop pretending there are two opposing political parties in this country pretty please? Also, this is stupid beyond words.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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"What are they supposed to do, just NOT show up to Dick Cheney's funeral?"

YES.

YOU DO NOT MOURN THE DEATH OF ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF MAKING TORTURE PART OF OFFICIAL POLICY.

YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO DUBYA'S FUNERAL EITHER.

FUCKING JACKASSES.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Let’s talk about sedition and treason, because the most powerful yet inadequate man in the world is having a tantrum about it, and his soulless, spineless sycophants are boosting his message.

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November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It is Give to the Max day. I am lucky to be involved in this wonderful organization as a member of the Board. They provide free, trendy, clothing in a safe, inviting, dignified space to youth in need in the Twin Cities. A donation is appreciated!

www.givemn.org/organization...
Support Auntie Becs Boutique on GiveMN
Auntie Bec's Boutique will celebrate its third year on December 8th, 2025.  We have been fortunate to continue making an impact on youth, providing free clothing in a welcoming, inclusive environment....
www.givemn.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’ve seen reported in places that up to about a quarter of men admit that they are attracted to adolescent girls. If that’s true, and you are in an environment that allows and encourages selfish, lewd, or unchecked behavior because of wealth and power, we are probably vastly underestimating here.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
To increase the dumbassery... it's Magnificent Mile (Mag Mile). Stupid old man.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM