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To see a kid from the #MEGATAILGATE playing for the Columbus Crew is wild, but also it’s exactly what we talked about during STC. This community matters. It always has and it always will. Glory to Columbus.
Officially official and it’s still surreal.
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
The “feels like” temperature is in the double digits for the first time all week and someone in our neighborhood is celebrating by grilling
February 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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This line ought to set off a huge alarm at MLS HQ:

"The Loons were negotiating transfer deals with Slovenian midfielder Tomi Horvat and Dutch defender Cherrion Valerius, but both players cited concerns about life in Minnesota for them and their families as why they declined contracts with MNUFC."
“People are scared; we are, too.”

Article: Federal immigration raids in Minnesota has put 'fear' into #MNUFC players; and the situation has curtailed #Loons signings of foreigners this winter. Argentine midfielder Joaquin Pereyra shares his experiences and views.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/29/l...
Federal immigration raids put ‘fear’ into many Minnesota United players
The Loons also have had foreign players say no to contracts because of the current situation.
www.twincities.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Going through my (very) old stories, stumbled upon this 1997 gem from Bruce Arena about playing at Ohio Stadium in the Columbus Crew’s early years 😂
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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sauvignon bloc
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
This might be the most comprehensive collection of words to represent Columbus in the 90s I’ve ever read.
Look at this gem, courtesy of Columbus Dispatch this morning. #Crew96
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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January 6 in History

Wrote this two years ago: “If the insurrectionist-in-chief returns to power without ever facing any real consequences and while explicitly declaring his intent to establish a vindictive autocracy, then January 6 will have been successful.”

And here we are.
January 6 in History
Was it a key moment in the republic’s eventual demise or a milestone on the road to democracy’s ultimate triumph? The meaning of January 6 is yet to be determined
steady.page
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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“We’re actually trying to bring awareness to something we all care about, and something we feel is unjust,” Amory said. “It does make me feel like we at least have some power in this situation, and that we do have a voice and people will listen to it.”

matternews.org/community/du...
Dublin Scioto High School students conduct walkout in response to ICE – Matter News
Following the mid-December detainment of Leonila González, the mother of a DSHS student whose arrest took place less than a half mile from the school, more than 100 students began to organize a walkou...
matternews.org
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
This is good idea.
BREAKING: every Nashville SC Wednesday regular season home match will be ‘Dollar Dog’ Night, with $1 hot dogs available at select concession locations.

Possibly the biggest news I have ever reported.

#EveryoneN
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I’m doing my part
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Last time OSU played Miami in a bowl game, I made myself sick stress-eating a bag+ of Hershey’s kisses and my (now) husband marched away from the game with a chip hat and a National Championship ring. Feeling wild. Might eat some chocolate again tonight.
January 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.

How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This beautiful mid-Octoberesque weather is not helping the fact that my mental preparation for Christmas is also at mid-October levels.
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Shout out to the Stank Prince, that chatty little kid from the MEGATAILGATE at the old stadium, a true and proper son of the Nordecke, one of our own, who signed for the Crew U-15 academy.

Greatest team the world has ever seen. Glory to Columbus.
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My car suggested that I was going to the airport this morning and I really think I should have followed its lead and gone back to the warmth I left on Saturday.
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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the "problem" of autism is a mindset issue with society writ large. there is nothing to "cure" because this is a heritable trait, autism is something one is born with. any policy regime short of simply accepting who they are and empowering them to live a life of self determination is dehumanizing
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Tonight marked the first time in Columbus Crew history that they have scored five goals in the first half of a regular season match.

The last time Columbus scored five goals in a half was against Atlanta United on March 25, 2023 (second half).
September 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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MOVE EVERY USMNT WORLD CUP MATCH TO COLUMBUS OHIO AND WE WIN THE WORLD CUP TELL ME NO 😤
September 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM